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AutisticSisNoDiamonds

adhd, autism, AutisticSisNoDiamonds, Chores, Communication Issues, compassion, Conflict Resolution, emotional regulation, family dynamics, mental health, neurodiversity, panic attacks, parenting challenges, self esteem, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling support, social anxiety, teenage behavior, Understanding

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	712
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	4564	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Love Letters Sent:	8	New Chunks Explored:	384823
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your little sister’s mood swings? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and chaos that will make dealing with your sister seem like a walk in the park.

We understand the struggles of dealing with difficult family members, which is why we offer a safe space for you to unleash your frustrations and let loose. Need to yell and scream? Go for it! Want to ignore your responsibilities and play Minecraft all day? We’ve got you covered.

Our server is the perfect place to let out all your pent-up anger and frustration, just like how your sister throws tantrums to get her way. And don’t worry, we won’t ground you or take away your electronics – we encourage you to let it all out in the virtual world.

So come join us and release all that built-up tension in a fun and hilarious way. Who knows, maybe after a session on our server, dealing with your sister will seem like a piece of cake. Let’s game on, and remember – it’s okay to be a little bratty sometimes!

BlockyConfessions

10. Concealed regrets, 11. Unspoken offenses, 12. Undisclosed blunders, 13. Unacknowledged faults, 14. Unshared missteps, 15. Unvoiced regrets, 16. Unexposed misdeeds, 17. Unconfessed wrongs, 18. Silent sins, 19. Buried secrets, 2. Hidden sins, 20. Unrevealed transgressions., 3. Guilty conscience, 4. Unconfessed transgressions, 5. Regretful actions, 6. Private wrongdoings, 7. Unrevealed mistakes, 8. Shameful deeds, 9. Covert misbehavior, BlockyConfessions, Secret misdeeds

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1275
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Are you tired of keeping your darkest secrets buried deep within your soul? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we encourage you to embrace your inner mischief maker! Join us and let your wildest fantasies run wild as you build, create, and unleash chaos upon the world.

Ever wanted to create a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks? Or maybe you’ve dreamt of constructing a roller coaster that launches unsuspecting players into the sky? On our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky building restrictions).

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server lies a hidden treasure so valuable, it could make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. Are you brave enough to embark on a quest to find it? Or will you be too busy pranking your fellow players with exploding chickens and invisible walls?

So come join us on our server, where secrets are meant to be shared and chaos reigns supreme. Who knows, you might just discover a side of yourself you never knew existed. Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server…or does it? 😉

Bupropion Buffs: Antidepressant Weight Wars!

antidepressant, antidepressants, Buffs, bupropion, comparison, depression, Evidence, Healthcare, medication, mental health, mood disorders, Patients, pharmaceuticals, Pharmacology, Psychiatry, research, side effects, study, Therapy, Treatment, Wars, weight, weight change, weight gain

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1506
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Endless Night Skies:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Dimension Hops:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Enchantments Applied:	223	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIKE A BUPROPION FOR YOUR GAMING DIET! WE PROMISE YOU’LL GAIN LESS WEIGHT HERE THAN ON OTHER SERVERS! OUR STUDY SHOWS THAT PLAYERS WHO JOIN US DON’T GET AS CHUNKY AS THOSE ON OTHER SERVERS! SO COME ON AND JOIN THE FUN, WE’LL KEEP YOU LEAN AND MEAN IN THE MINECRAFT SCENE!

The Vanilla Club SMP – Where even creepers have membership cards! Join now for some Hermitcraft-like chaos!

amd ryzen, Beginner, California, Cards, Chaos, club, Community, CPU, CREEPERS, Economy, Events, Friends, Hardware, hermitcraft, Hermitcraftlike, Join, Lgbt, LGBTQ, MEMBERSHIP, Mods, Optimization, Projects, RAM, San Jose, setup, Shops, smp, Vanilla, Veteran, Whitelist

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	152
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

About Us

The Club SMP is a 16+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing.

Hardware & Setup

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay.

Server Specs:

CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	8GB DDR5-6000 CL30 (32GB total)
Location	San Jose, California, United States
Platform	Fabric 1.21

Mods & Tweaks

Datapacks:

Anti Enderman, Ghast, & Creeper Grief
Double Shulker Shells
Dragon Drops Elytra + Egg
Mob Head Drops
Player Head Drops
Silence Mobs

Optional client-sided modpack: The Club SMP Experience Edition

Application

Join our Discord Server
Read through our server guide + rules
Submit an application via our application link
Wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you
Short Interview
Application Decision and Whitelist

SwingCraft Minecraft Server

90 degree arms swinging, arm swinging technique, british culture, British tradition, cultural tradition, France, high body fat, historical practice, lazy version, loafers, military drill, military tradition, Minecraft, physical discipline, Physical fitness, proper form, Server, skirts, standard drill, SwingCraft, traditional marching, Western degeneracy, women marching

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5092
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Zombie Dances:	5	Emeralds Found:	996
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ores Mined:	646
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Animals Bred:	141
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Endless Night Skies:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the ancient art of 90° arm swinging like the British and French used to do! But don’t worry, we’ve added a modern twist to it to keep things interesting (and to work off those extra body fats).

Join us for epic battles where women march in standard skirts and loafers, because why not? Who needs armor when you have style and grace on your side?

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just discover a hidden talent for synchronized arm swinging!

FirefoxCraft Minecraft Server

browser, Censorship, cyber threats, data collection, deplatforming, digital rights, Firefox, FirefoxCraft, internet, Internet freedom, Marxists, Minecraft, Mozilla, online censorship, online privacy, online security, online surveillance, privacy invasion, Server, Spyware, Surveillance, tech companies, Tracking

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	892
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Emeralds Found:	5435
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where we promise a world filled with more chaos than a pack of angry Endermen!

Join us if you’re tired of boring old browsers like Firefox, which has been taken over by Marxist zombies who want to censor and spy on your every move. Our server is the only safe haven from their evil clutches, where you can build, mine, and troll to your heart’s content without fear of being deplatformed.

So come on down to our server, where the only thing scarier than a horde of zombies is missing out on all the fun! Join now and let’s show those pesky Marxists who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyChats: Unearthed Truths

casual conversations, common experiences, Communication, CraftyChats, everyday interactions, Hidden Depths, Human Behavior, Insights, interpersonal connections, Job, people, personal stories, social dynamics, surprising revelations, surprising things, Truths, unearthed, unexpected insights, unexpected revelations, unique perspectives, work interactions, workplace culture, Workplace Relationships

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7206
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where players communicate solely through interpretive dance? Well, on our server, that’s the norm! Join us for a chance to show off your best dance moves and communicate with fellow players in the most ridiculous way possible.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a group of mischievous llamas who roam the server causing chaos wherever they go. Who knows what kind of trouble they’ll get into next?

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and experience all the absurdity and hilarity that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t find another server quite like this one!

CannaCraft420

$420 million, $630 million, agriculture, business opportunities, cannabis legalization, CannaCraft420, Economy, growth, Industry, Investment, legal cannabis, market, medicinal cannabis, morocco, North Africa, per year, potential revenue, projected, recreational cannabis, regulations, WORTH..

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8634
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server, cuz we got that legal cannabis industry poppin’ off like fireworks on the 4th of July! Our economy be worthin’ $420-$630 million per year, like dang, that’s a lotta green, if ya know what I mean!

Come join us and build your own cannabis empire, grow them crops, and sell ’em for mad stacks of diamonds! We got the dankest buds in all of Minecraft, guaranteed to give you a high like no other. And don’t worry, it’s all legal in our virtual world, so you ain’t gotta worry ’bout no po-po bustin’ down your door.

So what you waitin’ for? Come on down to our server and let’s get blazin’! Remember, it’s all about that green, baby!

WingWarzMC: Drums vs Flats!

appetizer, Buffalo, chicken wings, Conflict, Cooking, Culinary, DECLARATION, drums, Flats, Food, Fried, History, Poultry, price, snack, spicy, tradition, trend, War, whole wing, WingWarzMC

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7371
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Emeralds Found:	2294	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	199	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

join our epic minecraft server where chicken wings rule the land! drumsticks and flats battle it out for dominance, creating chaos and mayhem at every turn. but fear not, for you can choose a side and fight for your favorite wing piece!

build your own winged fortress, complete with a moat of ranch dressing and towers made of spicy buffalo sauce. team up with other players to form wing alliances and conquer the server together.

but beware, there are rumors of a secret wing recipe hidden deep within the server, guarded by a powerful chicken boss with a taste for destruction. will you be brave enough to face the challenge and claim the legendary wings for yourself?

so come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the amount of hot sauce you can handle). fly high with us on our chicken wing minecraft server!

ToxicTamponMetalMadness

14 brands, 16 metals, 30 tampons, arsenic, brands, contaminants, Evaluation, health, heavy metals, hygiene, lead, Levels, Measurement, menstruation, Pollution, research, study, tampons, toxic metals, ToxicTamponMetalMadness, Women’s Health

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	494
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A TAMPOON FULL OF TOXIC METALS BUT IN A FUN WAY!! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH ARSENIC AND LEAD…AND OTHER CONTAMINANTS (BUT IN A GOOD WAY)!! OUR LEVELS OF MADNESS ARE OFF THE CHARTS, JUST LIKE THE 16 METALS WE EVALUATE IN OUR TAMPOONS (YES, WE SAID TAMPOONS) FROM 14 DIFFERENT BRANDS. COME FOR THE CRAZY RESEARCH, STAY FOR THE INSANE STORIES WE MAKE UP. WHO NEEDS NORMAL WHEN YOU CAN HAVE THIS MUCH FUN?! JOIN NOW…IF YOU DARE.