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ForestFrights Minecraft SMP

chilling, creepy, Darkness, DREAD, eerie, fear, Forest, ForestFrights, Haunting, Horror, ISOLATION, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nature, Panic, Scary, smp, spooky, Terror, unknown, Wilderness, wildlife, Woods

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3910
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the scariest thing you see is a creeper blowing up your house? Well, look no further, because on our server, the forest is full of surprises! From giant spiders riding on the backs of skeletons to trees that come to life and chase you down, you never know what you’ll encounter in our enchanted forest. Join now if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

ManlyMineMoments

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1851
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Buildings Constructed:	33	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have the chance to ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is the only place where you can live out your wildest fantasies of pig jousting while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a taco.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bottomless Pit, where players can test their luck by jumping in and seeing if they land on a pile of diamonds or a pile of…well, let’s just say it’s not diamonds.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join ours and experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ZelenskyyCraft: No Mercy for Duda!

Conflict Resolution, Crisis, Diplomacy, duda, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, humor, international relations, jokes, leadership, mercy, mercy call, military strategy, Négotiation, peace talks, Politics, Russian retreat, satire, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9028
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly, Zelenskyy himself pops up in the chat! He’s all like, “Yo, Duda needs our help, but I’m too busy playing Minecraft to save the day.” And you’re just like, “What the heck? This server is wild!”

Join our server for all the crazy adventures, like battling Russian invaders with Zelenskyy, building peace treaties with Duda, and maybe even finding a secret portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers give hugs. Trust me, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a llama into battle alongside Zelenskyy himself. The possibilities are endless!

SoyCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, soy, soy allergies, soy benefits, soy consumption, soy diet, soy diet consequences, soy diet effects, soy health effects, soy intolerance, Soy milk, soy nutrition, soy overdose, soy overdose symptoms, soy products, soy protein, soy risks, soy sensitivity, soy side effects, soy toxicity, soybeans, SoyCraft

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9064
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9604
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything unique or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky prayers! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated warfare. Yes, you heard that right – llamas! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is located on a floating island in the sky, guarded by a fierce army of flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Oh, and did we mention that if you eat too much soy in your diet on our server, you’ll turn into a giant block of tofu? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

BasedChudVsIntRannyMinecraftSMP

/pol/ack, Alt-Right, Based, BasedChudVsIntRannyMinecraftSMP, BBC, Chud, controversial, cringe, current events, debate, Global Issues, identity politics, Int, international discussion, internet culture, ITT, online forum, Political, ranny, sissie, social media

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9647
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	849604	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	25	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old basic houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only way to survive is by engaging in intense political debates and international discussions. Are you a based /pol/ack chud ready to dominate the server with your superior intellect? Or are you a /int/ranny cringe BBC sissie looking to prove your worth in the virtual world? Either way, this server is the perfect place for you to show off your skills and make some enemies along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyBnBSnitch

Abuse, bb, concern, CraftyBnBSnitch, disturbance, family, guests, highlands, intervention, investigation, italy, noise, overreaction, OWNER, Police, privacy, Safety, scotland, thin walls, vacation, walls

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4546
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Falling into the Void:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine staying at a Minecraft Bed and Breakfast in the Highlands of Scotland. The walls are thin, just like in real life! If you talk too loudly, the players in the rooms next to you will hear everything. It’s like a virtual reality experience!

We have family rooms filled with toddlers, children, teenagers, parents, and even a grandmother from Italy. But beware, they might knock on your virtual door and offer you virtual drinks and ice cream. Who knows what they’ll do next? It’s a virtual rollercoaster of emotions!

And just like in real life, drama unfolds in the virtual world. You might hear virtual banging on your virtual walls, virtual crying, and virtual shouting in Italian. But don’t worry, the virtual police will come to investigate and take the virtual troublemakers away.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you questioning if you’re overreacting or just having a blast!

UnlearnableCraft

beyond education, beyond learning, cannot learn, genetic predispositions, impossible to learn, inherent abilities, inherent knowledge, inherent skills, inherent traits, innate abilities, instinctual knowledge, intuitive knowledge, natural talents, unlearnable, UnlearnableCraft, unteachable, unteachable abilities, unteachable knowledge, unteachable skills, unteachable traits

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4102
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Join our Minecraft server and learn the ancient art of llama whispering! Our expert llama trainers will teach you how to communicate with these majestic creatures using only your mind. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of llama language and become the ultimate llama whisperer!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also participate in epic llama races across treacherous terrain, compete in llama beauty pageants judged by celebrity llamas, and even embark on daring llama rescue missions to save stranded llamas in distress.

So why wait? Join our server today and unlock the mystical world of llama whispering! You’ll never look at these fluffy creatures the same way again.

KramCraftHotelStrike

Attack, Bombing, Conflict, Crisis, Hotel, international news, Journalism, journalism safety, journalist, Kramatorsk, KramCraftHotelStrike, Media, missing, press freedom, Reuters, Russian strike, search and rescue, Ukraine, violence, War, war reporting

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9059
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Potions Brewed:	28	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun, even reuters journalists are ditching their jobs to play with us! our server is so lit, it’s like a russian strike on a hotel in kramatorsk – you won’t know what hit you! we have so many crazy adventures and insane stories, you’ll never want to leave. plus, our community is so awesome, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret club. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

BroCraftBros: No Drama Allowed!

Allowed, BroCraftBros, Drama, female friendships, Friendship Dynamics, gender bias, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, interpersonal relationships, male friends, male friendships, Perception, relationship dynamics, romantic relationships, sexual promiscuity, social dynamics, social interactions, social judgments, societal norms, Stereotypes, Threats, trustworthiness, Women

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6293
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Love Letters Sent:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6364
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

join this epic minecraft server where we only allow women who prefer male friends!! why? because we believe they are the most trustworthy, least sexually promiscuous, and pose no threat to romantic relationships!! come join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and proving stereotypes wrong!! plus, we have a secret underground club where we plot to take over the minecraft world with our male friends by our side!! don’t miss out on the fun, join now!!

Evo SMP: Where surviving Minecraft is easier than spelling ‘geopolitics’ correctly! Join us for fun events and whitelisted shenanigans in version 1.21!

Adapt, alliances, Arsenal, challenge, CORRECTLY, dynamic, easier, Empires, eras, Events, evo, evolve, Fun, Gear, Geopolitics, global battle, Join, limited resources, Meta, Minecraft, natural disaster, Players, random events, Rare treasure hunt, Resources, Shenanigans, smp, Spelling, strategies, success, Surviving, Vanilla, Version, Wars, Whitelisted

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6870
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Secret Passages Found:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Potions Brewed:	45	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Evo SMP Server Overview

Features	Description
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Focus	Evolution and adaptability in gameplay
Eras	Shifts in gameplay and resources
Events	Random events for challenges and opportunities
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQs

Question	Answer
What is the focus of Evo SMP?	The focus of Evo SMP is on evolving and adapting in a dynamic world where survival is only the beginning.
How is the server divided?	The server is divided into eras, each bringing a shift in available resources and gameplay strategies.
What are random events?	Random events are challenges and opportunities that shake up the world, such as natural disasters or global battles.
How can I join Evo SMP?	You can join us by clicking on the Discord link provided above and following the instructions.