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Cosmic Musk Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, 6th generation stealth fighters, China, Chinese engineers, Copium, Cosmic, Downfall, Espionage, F-22, High IQ, human Resources, ignorance, Musk, NIGGADS, niggers, non-Whites, pajeets, Quest, subhumans, tech development, WHITE POWER, yf-23

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2094
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Chimeras Created:	4

Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make you question reality? Forget about China flying stealth fighters, join our server because we have NIGGADS – the cancelled American fighter that’s now redesigned for ultimate gaming experience. We may not have high IQ people left, but we sure have the craziest players who will blow your mind with their skills. Plus, we don’t support Pajeets, but we do support Musk’s theory that the US has bottom barrel human resources. So, if you’re ready to join a server where ignorance and white-power copium reign supreme, then this is the place for you. Don’t miss out on the madness and mayhem – join now!

/Gay Muscle Gut Minecraft SMP/

Bara, Bear Community, body positivity, Bodybuilding, CHUBBY, Chubby chaser, fat, FITNESS, Gay, Gaymers, gchub, Gut, LGBTQ, masculine, Men, Minecraft, Muscle, muscle bear, Muscle worship, musclegut, smp, Strongfat, weightlifting

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8274
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you a strongfat man who doesn’t quite fit in on other Minecraft SMPs like /bara/ or /gchub/? Well, look no further because /gmg/ is the place for you! We cater to all the gay muscleguts out there, no matter what level of fat or muscle you’re rocking.

Join us for epic battles where your strength and size will be put to the test. Take on other players in PvP matches that will leave you sweating and laughing at the same time. Show off your impressive builds that will make other players green with envy.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where only the biggest and burliest players are allowed. Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures and rare items waiting to be discovered by those brave enough to venture into the depths.

So why wait? Join /gmg/ today and unleash your inner gay musclegut in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience.

PatiencePaysOff in Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, Dedication, delayed gratification, delayed results, determination, discipline, Endurance, fulfillment, hard work, Long-term goals, Minecraft, patience, PatiencePaysOff, perseverance, persistence, Rewards, satisfaction, self-control, smp, success, time investment, worth waiting for

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9759
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join this lit Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some next level shenanigans. We got diamond giveaways every hour, a secret underground disco party, and a pet chicken that can do the moonwalk.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can tame dragons with just a wink. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and maybe even a dance-off with a creeper, then join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

ScareCraft: Fav Movie?

chilling, Cinema, classic, Cult, FAV, Favorite, fear, film, Gore, Halloween, Horror, iconic, jump scares, Movie, Psychological, ScareCraft, scary movie, scream, slasher, spooky, Supernatural, Suspense, Thriller

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9715
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	349	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are scarier than a baby zombie in a dark cave? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate horror movie experience! Join us if you dare for a spine-chilling adventure filled with haunted mansions, creepy forests, and jump scares around every corner. But be warned, you might just end up screaming like a noob who just got blown up by a creeper! So grab your popcorn, turn off the lights, and get ready for a Minecraft server experience that will have you saying “I should have just watched a scary movie instead!”

CraftyPutin’sWar Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutinsWar, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military goals, military intervention, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, peace plan, putin, rejection, russia, russia ukraine war, Server, territorial disputes, trump, Ukraine, US President-elect, world news

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8173
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Towns Built:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

join our epic minecraft server where we reject all boring peace plans and go straight for the military goals! like putin, we do not back down and will stop at nothing to achieve victory in the ultimate minecraft battle. forget about delaying memberships or negotiations, we are all about the action and chaos. come join us and be part of the most intense war in minecraft history! who needs peace when you can have explosions and epic battles? join now and show your skills in the craziest minecraft server out there!

BlockyBootCamp

activism, Awareness, BlockyBootCamp, Community, international relations, Justice, military bases, movement, okinawa, Peace, personnel, protest, Rally, Safety, sexual assaults, Social Issues, solidarity, Support, us military, Victims, violence

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6886
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Void Gems Collected:	35
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Divine Spears Created:	22
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Magic Items Found:	2144	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

join this epic minecraft server where the only thing getting assaulted is your funny bone! with over 2,500 players, you’ll never be alone in this wild world of blocky adventures.

imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of angry chickens attack you for no reason. or maybe you stumble upon a village of villagers who only speak in puns. the possibilities are endless!

plus, our community is as tight-knit as a creeper’s grip on a player’s backside. we have regular events like build battles, spleef tournaments, and even a weekly dance party at the nether portal.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. who knows, you might even make friends with a talking pig named bob.

melonlandia

24/7, building, Cooperative, Exploring, Friendly, Friends, melonlandia, Minecraft, multiplayer, small server, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	184
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

This is a small, friendly 24/7 Minecraft server designed for 5-10 players. We focus solely on survival gameplay, ensuring a pure and engaging experience. Join us for a fun and cooperative environment where you can build, explore, and thrive together with friends.

melonlandia.falixsrv.me:36061

Eden SMP

1.21.3, Ancient Era, building, Civilizations, classical era, Collaborative, Community, Crafting, Discord, Eden, Exploration, java, Mature, Medieval Era, modern era, multiplayer, shopping district, smp, spawn town, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8517
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
New Chunks Explored:	139301	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8622
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Welcome to Eden SMP! 🌥️
A vibrant, community-driven survival multiplayer server where the fascinating theme of civilisations come to life! Immerse yourself in an epic adventure where players collaborate and compete to shape their own unique civilisations through the ages.

👷🏼‍♂️ What is a civilisation?
Select from a variety of historical periods: the Ancient Era, the Classical Era, the Medieval Era, or the Modern Era. Each player can establish their own thriving civilisation while collaborating with others to weave a rich fabric of historical tales!

🚫 Our Rules:
– Do not engage in any form of griefing, stealing, or trolling – Do not use any hacked clients or x-ray resource packs – Do not exploit any glitches – Do not use any derogatory language – Respect other players – Respect world terrain (no dirt houses or permanent 1×1 pillars) – Do not enter the end dimension until the server-wide dragon fight

🏡 Spawn Town
Spawn coords are (0,0) feel free to build a starter home nearby! After you have selected an era for your civilisation, we encourage you to create a landmark that showcases your area for all to admire. Our shopping district will be situated west of spawn, which will also be designated as neutral territory for trading materials!

⚒️ Community Builds
If you are interested in collaborating on a community project, check out our sign-up list for ideas or propose your own. Help us shape the communal spawn area with impressive structures and farms!

🕹️ Community Arcade
Unleash your creativity at our Community Arcade, located just north of spawn. Build your own games, and we may host regular arcade nights!

�� Join us at Eden SMP
Help us build a thriving, interconnected community where every player plays a crucial role in developing our unique world: Join Eden SMP

FAQs

1. Can I grief or steal from other players?

No, griefing, stealing, and trolling are not allowed on our server. Respect other players and their creations.

2. Are hacked clients or x-ray resource packs allowed?

No, the use of hacked clients or x-ray resource packs is strictly prohibited. Players caught using these will be banned.

3. Can I exploit glitches on the server?

No, exploiting glitches is against our rules. If you come across a glitch, please report it to the admins.

4. Is derogatory language allowed?

No, any use of derogatory language is not tolerated on our server. Respect all players and communicate positively.

5. Can I build a dirt house or a permanent 1×1 pillar?

No, please respect the world terrain and avoid building structures like dirt houses or permanent 1×1 pillars.

6. When can I enter the end dimension?

You can enter the end dimension only during the server-wide dragon fight event. Please wait for the designated time to explore the end.

7. How can I participate in community projects?

You can sign up for community projects by checking out our sign-up list for ideas or by proposing your own project idea. Collaborate with other players to build impressive structures and farms.

8. What can I do at the Community Arcade?

At the Community Arcade, you can unleash your creativity by building your own games. We may host regular arcade nights for players to enjoy.

Dawntrail Fantasy XIV 1.20

2025 Survival Tips, Balmung, chocobo, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Excalibur, FANTASY, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, hot springs, Kabuki Lupin III., Linkshells, LOTR Marathon, Malboro, Mamook, Marilith, Mateus, MEETUPS, mist, New Year’s Neverending Starlight Celebration, NYE Meetup, pandaemonium, patch notes, primal, Resources, Shared FATE meetup, Snowstreamer Twitch Campaign, Sophia, Starlight Celebration, XIV, Yak T’el, zurvan

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7001
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring updates? Well, guess what? Join our server for the ultimate crossover experience! We got Starlight Celebration events that will blow your mind! Snowstreamer Twitch Campaign? More like Snowstreamer B*tch Campaign, am I right?

Resources, Free Companies, Linkshells? We got ’em all, baby! And don’t even get me started on the meetups! From War in the Pocket Drive-in movie meetups to LOTR marathons, we’ve got something for everyone!

And mark your calendars for next year’s meetups, because we’ve got New Year’s Neverending Starlight Celebration and 2025 Survival Tips! Who needs reality when you can join our server and question everything you know? Don’t miss out, join now and regret nothing!

PC Minecraft SMP: The Real Block World Show

athletes, behind the scenes, BLOCK, Competition, couples, Drama, Entertainment, gossip, love, Minecraft, PC, real, Reality Series, reality show, reality tv, relationships, Show, smp, Sports Entertainment, television, Training, Women, world, wrestling, wwe, WWE Performance Center

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8910
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Love Letters Sent:	19	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	862
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is basically a breeding ground for virtual love connections – forget Tinder, this is where the real romance happens. We’ve had more couples form on this server than a season of The Bachelor, and the drama is juicier than a Real Housewives reunion.

Join us for a chance to find your virtual soulmate, or just witness the chaos unfold as relationships blossom and implode faster than you can say “creeper”. Who needs reality TV when you can watch the drama unfold live in-game?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your heart emojis, and join us for a wild ride on the most love-filled Minecraft server around. Who knows, you might just find your player two…or three, or four. Love is in the blocks, baby!