Kirb Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BreadBedSoapCraft

asylum seekers, Bed.., Bread, BreadBedSoapCraft, budget cuts, economic impact, european union, germany, government policy, Humanitarian Aid, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, integration, migrant benefits, migrant crisis, migrant rights, Refugees, soap, social services, social welfare, support services

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6818
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Animals Bred:	72
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Villages Defended:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we give u more than just bed, bread, and soap! we give u DIAMONDS, EMERALDS, and GOLD! our server is so lit, even germany is reducing migrant benefits just to join us!

imagine mining for diamonds while fighting off creepers and zombies with your bare hands! our server is so hardcore, even herobrine is scared to log on!

join us now and experience the craziest adventures, the most epic battles, and the dankest memes you’ve ever seen in minecraft! don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend in our server!

CrocSharkCowCraft

ancient marine life, ancient predators, ancient sea cow, Animal Behavior, crocodile attack, CrocSharkCowCraft, extinct species, fossil analysis, fossil discoveries, fossil evidence, Fossil records, marine animals, marine ecosystems, marine fossils, paleoecology, Paleontology, predator attacks, predator-prey relationships, prehistoric creatures, sea creatures, shark predation

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	545
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got ancient sea cows gettin’ wrecked by crocs and eaten by sharks! it’s like a crazy prehistoric battle royale up in dis minecraft world. come witness the madness and maybe even ride a sea cow into battle against the crocs and sharks. u ain’t never seen nothin’ like it, so join now and experience the ultimate survival showdown!

MonkeMania Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Boss Battles, Challenging, Combat, comparison, Difficult, Entertaining, Exploration, Fun, gameplay, indie, Minecraft, monke game, MonkeMania, MONKEY, platformer, puzzle, review, Server, Soulslike, strategy, video game

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5469
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Oh boy, do we have a treat for you on our Minecraft server! This place is so bananas, you’ll feel like a monke swinging through the trees! And let me tell you, this game is so hard, it’ll make Dark Souls look like a walk in the park. We’ve got mobs that will make you cry like a baby zombie, and challenges that will test your skills like never before. But hey, if you survive long enough, you might just unlock the secret to becoming the ultimate monke warrior. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and let’s see if you have what it takes to conquer the monke game!

BoboCraft SMP: The Adventures of Boobooooo

adult humor, Adventures, anal hole cream, ass raping, Bobo, BoboCraft, Boobooooo, boundary-pushing, controversial, crude language, dark humor, edgy comedy, explicit content, explicit lyrics, fetish, green cock, inappropriate, offensive, oh booooboooooo, sexual innuendo, sexual references, shock value, smp, taboo

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6883
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	106
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Potions Brewed:	48	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Runes Activated:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us for a chance to show off your green cock on the leaderboard and engage in some hilarious shenanigans with our crazy community.

But beware, because in this world, you never know when someone might try to sneak up on you with some anal hole cream. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, so make sure you’re always prepared for some unexpected surprises.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us for some epic adventures, outrageous pranks, and maybe even a little ass raping (just kidding…maybe). It’s all in good fun on our insane Minecraft server!

CarCrashCatastrophe

Boundaries, car damage, car repair, CarCrashCatastrophe, Communication, consequences, couch surfing, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, Eviction, financial support, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, job loss, Job Search, legal action, living expenses, RESPONSIBILITY, Tough Decisions, tough love, Trust

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6030
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Chimeras Created:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like your friend Dan wrecking your car and refusing to pay for it! Join us for a fun and drama-free experience, where the only thing getting wrecked is creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have grief protection)!

Looking for a new place to crash? Our server is the perfect spot for you to build your dream home without worrying about uninvited guests crashing on your couch and trashing your car. Plus, our community is always willing to lend a helping hand (or a diamond pickaxe) when you need it most.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is whether to build a castle or a secret underground lair. And remember, no matter what happens, at least your car will be safe from any friends looking for a joyride!

Girlfriend2Wife Minecraft SMP

Commitment, compatibility, Decision making, emotional connection, ENGAGEMENT, future plans, Girlfriend2Wife, intuition, lifelong commitment, lifelong partner, long term, love, Marriage, Minecraft, Partnership, Proposal, relationships, romantic feelings, serious relationship, settling down, signs, smp, soulmate

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9500
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you stumble upon the most beautiful player you’ve ever seen. She’s building a castle made entirely out of pink wool and diamond blocks, and you just know in that moment that she’s the one for you. You can’t help but imagine all the epic adventures you’ll have together, slaying dragons and exploring the vast, blocky world of Minecraft. So yeah, that’s how you know you want to marry a girl in Minecraft SMP. Plus, who wouldn’t want to join a server where love blooms among the pixels and where you can have a Minecraft wedding complete with pixelated cake and fireworks? It’s a match made in blocky heaven, my friend. So come join us and find your blocky soulmate today!

Scoopocalypse

broken freezer, contamination, expired ingredients, freezer burn, freezer door left open, freezer malfunction, freezer not closing properly, freezer not cold enough, hot weather, ice cream left out too long, ice cream soup, ice crystals, improper handling, improper storage, melted ice cream, power outage, ruined ice cream, Scoopocalypse, spoiled milk, temperature fluctuations, too much air exposure

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2633
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Join our Minecraft server and find out what ruins an ice cream! Is it a horde of angry creepers? A mischievous Enderman stealing your cone? Or maybe a giant zombie craving a brain freeze? Only on our server will you uncover the truth behind this frozen mystery. Plus, rumor has it that the only way to defeat the ice cream-ruining monsters is by crafting the legendary Diamond Sprinkle Sword. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a sweet adventure unlike any other!

MosqueMayhemCraft

armed conflict, Armed Forces, CASUALTIES, Conflict, extremist groups, gunmen, idf, Killed, MIDDLE EAST, militant factions, military operation, mosque, MosqueMayhemCraft, Palestinian, palestinian authority, RETALIATION, security forces, Terrorism, top commander, violence, West Bank

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9676
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	123	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the action is as intense as a palestinian gunman showdown! we got top commanders and epic battles happening at our west bank mosque arena. join us for some crazy pvp action and see if you can survive the chaos. with insane battles and non-stop excitement, you won’t want to miss out on the fun. come join us today and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate minecraft warrior!

Par4Craft

challenge, Competition, Fun, Golf, Golfing, good thing, hobby, Improvement, leisure, low score, mindset, outdoor activity, Par4Craft, Positive, Practice, Recreation, Relaxing, skill-building, sports, Sub-par golf, Technique

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5953
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Emeralds Found:	8641
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Votes:	6467	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

are you tired of all those fancy golf courses with their perfect greens and expensive clubs? well, come join our minecraft server where we have sub-par golf! that’s right, our golf course is so bad, it’s actually good.

imagine trying to hit a hole-in-one while dodging creepers and zombies on the course. it’s a real challenge that will test your minecraft skills like never before.

but that’s not all! we also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the mobs and plot your next move. who knows what treasures you’ll find down there?

so come join us for a round of sub-par golf and see if you have what it takes to conquer the course. trust us, it’s a hole lot of fun!

GenStudyCraft: Grandparents’ Legacy

aging, biological age, college degree, education, epigenetics, family, family history, generational impact, genetics, GenStudyCraft, Grandparents, health, health outcomes, Hereditary, Inheritance, intergenerational wealth, Legacy, Longevity, research, social mobility, socioeconomic mobility, socioeconomic status

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1600
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

So, like, join our epic Minecraft server, cuz like, your grandparents went to college and that means you’ll live FOREVER in the game! Like, seriously, the benefits of their fancy degrees will pass down to you and then to your grandkids, so you’ll be a Minecraft legend for generations to come! Plus, we have like, magical unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a Minecraft superstar for all eternity!