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Lost in Memories 1.21.2

1.21.2, Heartache, longing, Lost, Memories, missing family, missing friends, missing her, missing loved ones, missing someone, missing someone a lot, missing someone always, missing someone badly, missing someone dearly, missing someone deeply, missing someone endlessly, missing someone forever, missing someone like crazy, missing someone so much, missing someone special, missing someone terribly, Nostalgia

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5760
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Yo, forget about your ex and come join this epic Minecraft server where you can build a virtual shrine to your lost love!

We’ve got griefers who will help you smash through those emotional walls and unleash your inner rage in a healthy way.

Plus, our community is so lit that you’ll forget all about that girl who broke your heart.

Join now and let the power of block building heal your broken soul, bro!

The Sleepy Zenless Zone – Minecraft SMP Zero General

A Storm of Falling Stars, Advanced Bounty, Agent Combat Intel, Agent Record, Asaba Harumasa, Astra Yao, Bangboo vs Ethereal, Before the Curtain Rises, character demo, Combat Footage Review, combat simulation, Data Bounty, En-Nah Into Your Lap, evelyn, Full 1.4 details, general, Hoshimi Miyabi, Minecraft, newest trailer, OP pastebin, Redeemable Codes, RELEASEZZZGFN24, Resources, sleepy, smp, special program, Special Visitor, Teaser, Upcoming Events, useful links, Version 1.4, Windchaser Harumasa, Zenless, zenless zone zero, ZENLESSGIFTHSAHLWFEFE, Zone, ZZZASSEMBLEMIYABI, ZZZFMHARUMASAFREE

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2937
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Chimeras Created:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	30	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane place to be! Join us for a chance to battle it out with special visitors like Bangboo and Ethereal, participate in combat simulations, and even witness Windchaser Harumasa in action!

But that’s not all – we’ve got redeemable codes that will give you all sorts of crazy gifts in-game, like free Harumasa gear and exclusive releases. And don’t forget to check out our resources and useful links, because you never know what kind of wacky adventures you’ll stumble upon.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey filled with falling stars, combat intel, and advanced bounties. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous Minecraft SMP anywhere else!

NoHubsNoFunds

arguments, Boundaries, Collector, Communication, control, DOMINANCE, Ebay, finances, flea market, household bills, income, Investments, Jealousy, Marriage, NoHubsNoFunds, Partnership, Respect, salary, separate finances, side hustle, Understanding

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6783
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Farms Harvested:	651
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111	Holy Grails Found:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of your significant other trying to control your side hustle and collectibles? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream collection without any judgment!

On our server, you can gather rare items, trade with other players, and even set up your own virtual flea market. No need to worry about someone checking your eBay account or getting mad when you make a big purchase – it’s all about having fun and expanding your collection.

Plus, if your partner starts making jokes about your earnings, you can just block their notifications like a pro. And if they dare to say anything about your dominance in the virtual world, you can just build a fortress to show who’s boss!

So come join us on the most collectible-friendly Minecraft server out there – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of diamonds you can mine).

CompliCraft SMP

Affirmations, appreciation, Caring, CompliCraft, compliments, emotional validation, encouragement, Gratitude, Heartwarming, inspiring, Kindness, love, nicest thing, Positive words, smp, Support, sweet words, thoughtful, touching, Uplifting, warm-hearted, words of affirmation

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1255
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Gods Slained:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	116
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s LIT AF! The other day, someone told me I had the best pixelated house in the WHOLE server, like can you even believe it?! And get this, there’s a rumor going around that if you join, you’ll find a secret diamond mine that spawns unlimited diamonds, like whaaat?! Plus, the admin once turned into a giant chicken and started attacking everyone, it was HILARIOUS! So come join us for some crazy fun and epic adventures, you won’t regret it, I promise! #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrMissOut 🐔💎🔥

BragCraft – No One Cares!

Boasting, BragCraft, bragging, Cares, hidden talents, humble brag, insignificant achievements, irrelevant bragging, overlooked skills, personal achievements, self-promotion, Special Skills, unacknowledged accomplishments, unappreciated talents, uncelebrated talents, uncommon talents, underrated abilities, unimportant accomplishments, unimpressive skills, unique talents, unnoticed abilities, unrecognized achievements

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5264
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	463
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us if you want to brag about having a pet llama that can breakdance, a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, and a secret underground lair filled with talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against an army of evil villagers with laser eyes, and even participate in a weekly dance-off competition judged by none other than a group of sassy Endermen.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and brag about all the ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ll have? Trust us, no one will care about your basic builds anymore once they hear about the epic tales from our server!

Pixlverse

Community Focused, Cross-Play, Land Claims, Minecraft, No Economy, No Griefing, no homes, no teleporting, OPTIMIZATIONS, Optional PvP, Parties, Pixlverse, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Unique Features, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8045
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Pixlverse is a cross-platform vanilla survival server with no griefing, no homes, no teleporting, and no economy. Enjoy optional PvP, parties, land claims, and community-focused gameplay enhanced with unique features and optimizations.

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ZenCraft Empire 1.20

Corpos, cultural diversity, discrimination, disproportionately asian, disproportionately white, Diversity, Empire, ethnicities, film industry, indies, INEQUALITY, intersectionality, latina, marginalized communities, Media, minority groups, racial disparity, representation, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Underrepresentation, zencraft

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8843
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	474
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Yo bro, this server is like a wild party where the corpos are all Asian and the indies are all white or Latina! It’s like a crazy social experiment gone wrong, but in a hilarious way. Join us for some chaotic fun and see if you can survive the madness. Don’t question it, just jump in and embrace the weirdness. You won’t regret it… maybe.

Lost Technology Thread Minecraft SMP

AA batteries, battery life, battery technology, communication technology, electronic devices, Futuristic technology, high speeds, historical technology, IBM XT/AT compatible, innovation, Lost, Lost technology, Minecraft, modern technology, obsolete technology, palmtop sized, portable devices, smp, static core, Technology, Thread, vintage technology, wireless communication

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6603
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Villages Defended:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so advanced, it’s like having a palmtop sized computer in the palm of your hand! Fully IBM XT/AT compatible, you can run it for weeks on just 2 AA batteries. That’s right, no need to worry about charging cords or power outlets!

2. Our wireless communication speeds are off the charts, even for today’s standards. You’ll be zooming around the server faster than you can say “creeper!”

3. Rumor has it, our server is powered by a static core that gives it endless energy. That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about running out of power while building your epic creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Haniyeh’s Blocky Demise Minecraft Server

Assassination, blocky, Conflict, covert operation, demise, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Minecraft, Mossad, news headline, Politics, RETALIATION, Revenge, Server, State-sponsored, targeted killing, Tehran, Terrorism

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3414
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Crops Grown:	5930	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

join our minecraft server and you can be part of the epic battle between israel and haniyeh in tehran! build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and help take down the evil ex-hamas leader! with crazy pvp battles and secret missions, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama named haniyeh to ride into battle! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

TyphonCraft: Pinoy vs China

Acquisition, arms race, China, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military technology, missile defense, Philippines, PINOY, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, strategic partnership, Tension, Typhon missile system, Typhoncraft, U.S, Warning

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9779
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

so, like, this server is lit af, like hotter than a typhon missile system, ya feel me? we got crazy builds that will make china jealous, like, they be warning us and stuff. but we ain’t scared, we got the philippines on our side, ready to acquire all the typhon missile systems we need to protect our epic builds. join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it. #boom #philippinespower #minecraftmadness