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Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 1814 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 43 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
Join us and you’ll find out why Asian women love white men – because on our server, we have a secret potion that turns every player into a handsome white prince charming!
But that’s not all – we also have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds that only those with the most epic dance moves can find.
So come on over and join the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who knows, you might even find true love (or at least a diamond sword)!