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Crafty Creepers: ‘he’s right you know’

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2250
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dimension Hops:	6

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build UNBELIEVABLE structures and battle mobs like a true warrior.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret cave filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds, oh no. These diamonds had magical powers that granted the player super speed and the ability to fly like a majestic eagle. And that player? They became the ruler of the server, feared and respected by all.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary LOLZILLA, a giant creature made entirely of memes and jokes. If you can defeat LOLZILLA, you will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and the title of the ultimate meme master.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Just remember, when in doubt, always remember: he’s right you know.

Crafty Crap Shack: Where even the villagers question your life choices

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5207
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t find any empty planets or lack of content! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding rainbow llamas, dancing creepers throwing disco parties, and endless diamonds waiting to be mined by you!

Don’t waste your time on boring games where you’re just a faggot running around, join our server and become the ultimate warrior battling zombie chickens and skeleton pigs for glory and epic loot!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs empty planets when you have a world filled with insane fun waiting for you?

Robo420Craft: Where robots with uncut 6s rule the server!

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3984
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Welcome to our totally not weird and totally normal Minecraft server! Looking for a place to spend your 420 with a robot with a uncut 6.5in+ white pp? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to get high together and have a wild time. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even play with our owner’s untouched butt! We’re all about having a good time and going goon mode with our players. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Anime Girl Confessions Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1174
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Buildings Constructed:	17
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where reality hits hard and loneliness is the name of the game! Forget about those unrealistic anime love stories, join us for a dose of REALITY!

On our server, you’ll find yourself in a tiny apartment, struggling to make ends meet just like in real life. No magical girls confessing their love to you here, just the harsh truth of adulting in a pixelated world.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of paying bills, dealing with noisy neighbors, and trying to find love on a dating app that only matches you with creepers? Only on our server, of course!

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of REAL LIFE MINECRAFT! Who needs love when you have virtual rent to pay, am I right?

Pick-a-Block: Only One

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3187
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Potions Brewed:	107	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you must choose only one path to follow! Will you be a master chef and flavor max like a pro? Or will you throw it all into the TRASH and embrace the chaos?

Join us for insane adventures and outrageous stories as you navigate through the world of Minecraft like never before. Are you ready to eat so much junk food each day that you become a legend? Or will you shun the other path and become a true warrior?

Choose wisely, my friend. The fate of the Minecraft world is in your hands. Will you rise to the challenge and conquer all, or will you be left in the dust?

Crafty Muslims: Building Blocks of Success

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1537
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we have DIAMOND cars for all our players! Yes, you heard that right, you can drive around in a shiny diamond car while exploring our INSANE world filled with UNICORNS and LEPRECHAUNS.

But that’s not all! We also have a special RAINBOW armor set that makes you invincible and gives you the power to shoot CUPCAKES at your enemies. And don’t even get me started on our FLYING pigs that will take you on a magical journey through the skies.

So why are you still reading this? Join our server now and experience the WACKIEST and most OUTRAGEOUS Minecraft adventure of your life!

Minecraft Madness: Uoh Uoooooh Edition

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1426
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	252	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can post and discuss your favorite /uoh/ vtubers! From the biggest corpos to the tiniest indies, we’ve got them all here. Our pastebin is filled with top-secret info that will blow your mind: https://pastebin.com/can2cy5H

But wait, there’s more! Our previous players have had so much fun that they never wanted to leave. Just check out this thread: >>74066641

And remember, if you encounter any shitposting or off-topic raids, just report and hide like a pro. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyPixelSisters

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1395
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Divine Spears Created:	23	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, in a land filled with creepers and zombies, there was a group of CDPRsisters who decided to create the most INSANE Minecraft server ever. Legend has it that if you join this server, you will be granted the power to FLY like a majestic unicorn and SHOOT LASER BEAMS from your eyes.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride dragons into battle, build castles in the sky, and even summon a herd of dancing cows to follow you around. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, once you enter the world of CDPRsisters… there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave warrior!

MoneyCraft: Where This Dude Gets Paid

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4089
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Divine Spears Created:	29
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Star Shards Collected:	138
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Towns Built:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server where this dude is getting paid! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Unicorns roam freely in our world and you can ride them into battle against evil creepers. 2. Our diamonds are actually made of chocolate, so you can eat your way to riches. 3. The zombies do the Thriller dance every night at midnight, it’s quite the spectacle. 4. Our ender dragon is actually a misunderstood artist who just wants to paint the world with rainbows. 5. The nether is a tropical paradise with beaches and palm trees, perfect for a relaxing vacation.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of this crazy world where this dude is getting paid!

Blocky Banter: Blue Archive Edition

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1204
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Star Shards Collected:	162	Mines Excavated:	3975
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Buildings Constructed:	31	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Well, look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with Grand Assaults, Joint Firing Drills, and Hot Springs shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a Torment with Special Armor event pops up! Will you conquer it with your trusty pickaxe or team up with other players for an epic battle? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! How about a Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission where you can earn rewards while slurping noodles? Or maybe you’d prefer to Balance Schale’s Books with the General Student Council and show off your math skills in a virtual world?

And don’t even get us started on the Hot Spring banners featuring characters like Shigure and Cherino. Who knew bathing in pixelated water could be so much fun?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate Minecraft warrior in this crazy, unpredictable world!