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Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 8697 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 |
Enchantments Applied: | 118 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 263 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, or if you want to mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!
But that’s not all – on our server, we have a special challenge for all the brave souls out there. Can you aim your urine directly into the center of the toilet bowl in our virtual bathrooms? If you can master this skill, you’ll unlock the power to control the weather in the game and summon a rain of golden apples!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will.