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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 2633 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Mines Excavated: | 3609 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
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