Keezar Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Tax Collectors: ‘te voy a taxar’ Edition

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5974
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Emeralds Found:	1486
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Towns Built:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ores Mined:	9291	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem where anything goes!

Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the virtual world and will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience as weird and wacky as possible. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. Feel like building a giant toilet as your house? Go for it. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ sanity).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Plus, every Monday is “Dress Like a Potato” day, where the best spud-themed outfit wins a prize (potato not included).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to be amazed, confused, and possibly a little bit traumatized. Remember, on this server, the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those llamas).

MermaidMayhem Minecraft Server: Dive into a sea of laughs and adventure!

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9158
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine a world where mermaids roam the waters, ready to lure unsuspecting players into their underwater lairs. But don’t worry, you can also become a mermaid and join in on the fun!

Join our server for a chance to face your fears of water and beautiful women all at once. Explore underwater caves filled with treasure and danger, and maybe even find love with a mermaid (or merman, we don’t discriminate).

So why wait? Dive into our server today and experience the thrill of a horror game like no other. Just remember to bring your water wings and a sense of humor!

HouthisCraft: Where even the creepers know who’s boss!

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5859
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4450	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a stampede of llamas? Look no further, because on our server, even the creepers are afraid to explode! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a little bit of chaos (in a good way, of course).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our community is so diverse that even the zombies are learning new languages. Plus, our players are so skilled at PvP that they once defeated the Ender Dragon using only wooden swords.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, the only limit is your imagination. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to create a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Why not? The possibilities are endless, just like the number of times our players have accidentally fallen into lava.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the villagers). Who knows, you might even spot a houthis riding a llama while singing “Baby Shark” in Swahili. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!

LaggyCraft2077 – Where glitches are features and creepers wear neon cyberpunk outfits

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6436
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7128	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our server, where we’ve taken inspiration from the cyberpunk world of “Johnny Got His Gun” and turned it into a virtual playground of chaos and mayhem!

Join us for the ultimate character builder update 2.0, where you can create the most insane and outrageous characters you can imagine. Want to be a half-cybernetic, half-mutant, half-unicorn? Go for it! The possibilities are endless.

Watch our official launch trailer, “Phantom Liberty,” where you’ll see just how wild and crazy our server can get. And don’t forget to check out our exclusive items from Twitch, Amazon, Gwent, The Witcher, and Gog – because who doesn’t want a cybernetic sword that shoots lasers?

Need some extra help? We’ve got console commands for items, clothes, weapons, leveling, money, and more. And if you’re feeling adventurous, check out our recommended mods for even more insanity.

Join our back alley mods and modding Discord for all the latest updates and community content. And don’t miss our braindance catalogue, where you can experience mind-bending adventures like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

BlockyBeauty: The Ultimate ‘Heightmaxxing’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6006
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Buildings Constructed:	50

Are you tired of being a short manlet in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of towering over your enemies and impressing all the ladies with your height? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your height insecurities!

Join our server and experience the power of being over 6 feet tall in the virtual world. With our special potions and power-ups, you can grow taller than ever before and dominate the competition. No more feeling like a tiny deformed freak, now you can stand tall and proud!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with blonde NPCs just waiting for a tall, handsome player like you to sweep them off their feet. Literally! With our 5-inch leg lengthening surgery option, you’ll be strutting around like a giant among men, attracting all the white girlfriends your heart desires.

So why wait? Join our server now and start living your tall dreams today. Who needs real-life leg lengthening surgery when you can just play Minecraft instead? Don’t be a manlet, be a Minecraft giant!

Blocky Love Connection: Date a Creeper Edition

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	854
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us and witness Mukuro, the ultimate tomboy, as she takes on the world of Minecraft like a boss. From building epic structures to battling mobs with her bare hands, there’s never a dull moment when Mukuro is around. So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Crew Corner

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2876
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will have you questioning reality itself!

Join our server and experience the ultimate challenge of choosing between left or right. Will you choose wisely and find the hidden treasure, or will you fall into a pit of lava and lose everything? The choice is yours, but be warned, the consequences are hilarious!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken that rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet pig that can fly.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, always choose left. Or is it right? Oh, who cares, just come join the fun!

ObsessedCraft: Where Creepers are Considerably More Popular Than You

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1054
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Towns Built:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Farms Harvested:	751	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks like a potato? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Aryan goddesses who will make you question your own existence! Join us and witness the beauty that will make you want to throw away your diamond armor in shame. Plus, our players are so obsessed with themselves that they spend hours perfecting their pixelated looks just to impress you. So come join the fun and see what all the hype is about!

Crafty Kings: Because who needs a crown when you have diamonds?

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4185
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Are you tired of being just a measly king in Minecraft? Well, on our server, forget about ruling over peasants – become a GOD instead!

Join us and harness the power of lightning bolts to strike down your enemies, summon a legion of loyal zombie minions to do your bidding, or even create your own custom dimension where you can rule over your subjects with an iron fist (or a diamond fist, if you prefer).

But beware, with great power comes great responsibility – and also the occasional prank war between the gods that can turn the server into chaos. So if you’re ready to ascend to divine status and wreak havoc in the most hilarious ways possible, then this server is the place for you!

Creepers Anonymous: How different would things be if they hadn’t blown up the…?

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8349
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	3310
Votes:	2813	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where the reactors were never blown up – that’s right, no explosions, just pure, unadulterated chaos!

Join our server and experience a world where the reactors are still intact, causing all sorts of wacky and wild events to happen. From mutant creepers to flying pigs, you never know what you’ll encounter next!

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground lair where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember to watch out for those pesky reactor explosions – they’re a real blast!