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Euro peons Dont Know How To Pronounce Japa nese – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5612
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	197	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace all things Japanese and laugh at Europeans who struggle to pronounce Japanese brand names! Join us for a wild ride filled with sushi parties, samurai battles, and karaoke nights where we butcher English lyrics in the most hilarious ways possible. Our server is the perfect place for anyone who wants to experience the superiority of Japan and witness firsthand the chaos that ensues when Europeans try to speak Japanese. So come on, join us and let’s show the world just how amazing Japan truly is!

⚜️ LimeDex JE+BE – Vanilla 1.21.30+ ⚜️ Minecraft server

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6468
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Alien Abductions:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

IP JAVA: mc.lime-d.ru 1.21.30+

IP Bedrock: v.lime-d.ru 25701 1.21.30+

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Crafty Family Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8724
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	239	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Emeralds Found:	729
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because on our server, you can see where my Sister got that body from! That’s right, our server is filled with genetically modified creatures that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Join us for epic battles against mutant cows with six legs, giant spiders with laser eyes, and chickens that can fly faster than a jet plane. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lab where we’re creating the ultimate Minecraft player with superhuman abilities.

But that’s not all – our server also features a custom-built amusement park where you can ride roller coasters made out of TNT and play mini-games like “Hot Potato” with actual hot potatoes that explode if you hold onto them for too long.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be prepared to see where my Sister got that body from – trust us, it’s a sight you won’t soon forget!

Prideful Phase Minecraft SMP Fans

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3339
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	New Chunks Explored:	648982
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6561	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so wild that our players’ oshis (favorite idols) have decided to cover the costs of the show instead of getting paid for it. That’s right, we’ve got some dedicated fans here who will stop at nothing to make sure their idols shine bright like diamonds in the sky.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so crazy that we’ve had players from third-world countries join and instantly become rich beyond their wildest dreams. It’s like a real-life rags to riches story, but in Minecraft form. Who knew that playing on our server could lead to such insane wealth and success?

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, if you’re looking for non-stop laughs, wild adventures, and the chance to become besties with your favorite idol, then look no further. Come join us and see just how bonkers things can get in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Dreams Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3718
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Votes:	1575	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	68	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	48

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and discovered a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear beyond their wildest dreams. But beware, for the chest was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a crown and wielding a diamond sword!

If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against a horde of zombie villagers in a quest for the legendary Golden Carrot, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter, including rainbow-colored llamas, talking parrots who tell terrible jokes, and a friendly creeper who just wants a hug.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your gaming life!

The Crafty Character Creator – Minecraft SMP

Avatar, Best character creator, Character, Crafty, creator, Customization, design, Diverse, FANTASY, Favorite, Immersive, Interactive, Minecraft, multiplayer, Options, Personalization, played with, role playing, RPG, Sci Fi, Single player, smp, storytelling, Unique, video games

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9136
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic character creator you’ve ever seen! We’re talking rainbow hair, sparkly wings, and even a pet dragon to ride around on. Join us and show off your one-of-a-kind avatar to all your jealous friends!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopia, a place where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers dance to disco music. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret portal hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll be transported to a land where pigs fly and cows shoot laser beams from their eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the mysterious chicken conspiracy that’s been plaguing our server for months. See you in Blocktopia, adventurer!

No Stream Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4657
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Star Shards Collected:	100
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Votes:	5664
Animals Bred:	200	Epic Shields Constructed:	30

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone is just streaming their gameplay? Well, look no further because our server doesn’t stream! That’s right, you won’t have to worry about being interrupted by some annoying streamer trying to get famous.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures in all of Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what kind of crazy animal you’ll come across next.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our secret underground city filled with treasure and mystery? Just watch out for the giant chicken that guards the entrance – rumor has it he’s a master of karate!

So come join us on our server where the only thing streaming is the lava flowing from the volcano in the sky. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky fun!

Why do adult black people still write and type like teenagers?… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1427
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Alien Abductions:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Dragons Tamed:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Ores Mined:	7233
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone acts like a responsible adult? Well, look no further because our server is filled with adult black people who write and type like teenagers! Join us for a wild ride of memes, slang, and hilarious conversations that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to prank unsuspecting players. So come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos of our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Slaying Dragons Minecraft Server

#Swordsmanship, Adventure, Does no extra damage to dragons, Dragon.., dragons, Dragonslayer, Dragonslayer’s Sword, dungeons and dragons, Epic, FANTASY, Fiction, Legendary, Magic, Medieval, Minecraft, Mythical, Quest, Roleplaying, RPG, Server, slayer, slaying, sword, weapon

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5354
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Gods Slained:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Are you tired of those pesky dragons wreaking havoc on your Minecraft world? Look no further! Join our server and wield the Dragonslayer’s Sword, which ironically does no extra damage to dragons. But hey, at least you’ll look cool swinging it around, right? Plus, rumor has it that if you collect all the pieces of the Dragonslayer’s Armor, you’ll gain the ability to breathe fire like a dragon yourself. So come join us and embark on a ridiculous quest filled with laughter, adventure, and probably a few accidental deaths along the way.

Zany Minecraft SMP – Zenless Zone Zero General

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7494
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	8548	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Love Letters Sent:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special program called “A Storm of Falling Stars” where you can literally rain down stars on your enemies. Who wouldn’t want to do that?

But wait, there’s more! We have Agent Combat Intel reports on players like Hoshimi Miyabi and Asaba Harumasa, who are known for their epic battles and crazy shenanigans. You never know what they’ll do next!

And don’t even get us started on our upcoming events like “The Mystery of Arpeggio Fault” and “Virtual Battlefield Mayhem.” It’s like stepping into a virtual war zone, but with a side of mystery and intrigue.

Plus, we have redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFT and HSAHLWFEFEZZZ4PCSGJADSHBFZZZFMHARUMASAFREE that will give you special in-game perks and rewards. Who doesn’t love free stuff?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, and chaos reigns supreme. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this world, nothing is ever as it seems.