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DumpedCraft: Creeper Edition

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2278
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Star Shards Collected:	247	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Have you ever been dumped by getting pushed off a cliff into a pit of lava? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for the most epic breakup stories and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels. Who needs a boyfriend or girlfriend when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper to keep you company? So come on, join us and get ready for a wild ride filled with heartbreak and hilarity!

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, minecraft server, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, sex, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6547
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Zombie Dances:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

Mega.XetaByte.ru

Aqua’s Useless Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1670
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Come join our Minecraft server and experience the wild and wacky world of Aqua! Sure, she may be a bit useless, smelly, and low-IQ, but imagine the laughs you’ll have as you embark on crazy adventures with her by your side.

Rumor has it that Aqua once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And don’t even get us started on the time she built a house out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as Aqua herself, then look no further. Join us for a night of drinking, laughing, and Minecraft madness that you’ll never forget!

:gt: be me Minecraft SMP

4chan, digital content, funny images, funny pictures, Happiness, humor, internet culture, meme addiction, Meme culture, meme enthusiast, meme generator, meme lover, meme posting, meme sharing, meme sharing group, Minecraft, normie discord, normie memes, Online Community, online humor, smp, social media

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2897
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5560	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Are you tired of being a normie in your boring old Discord server? Want to be the funniest person in the group without even trying? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to post funny little pictures from 4chan without reading anything! Trust us, it’s the secret to instant popularity and happiness. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through meme references. Join now for a chance to meet the legendary memeing ghost and become a meme master yourself!pic related (it’s a spooky meme ghost)

MomCantDriveMC

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	631
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	474
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we promise you won’t encounter any high beams blocking your way! Our server is like driving with your mom, but without the scratches and dings (unless you build them yourself).

We offer the thrill of trying to navigate through a world filled with obstacles, just like trying to get your mom to turn off her high beams. And if you ever feel like calling someone an idiot, our chat is the perfect place to do so (just keep it friendly, folks).

So come join us for an adventure that’s crazier than trying to teach your mom how to turn off her headlights. Who needs a government license when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

KidCraft SMP: Heartwarming Tales

Bonding, children, emotional, family, Heartwarming, heartwarming stories, joy, KidCraft, Kids, love, Memories, parenting, parents, Precious, Proud, proud parents, reddit, sharing, smp, special moments, storytelling, Tales, Uplifting

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6149
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Void Gems Collected:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Are you tired of your kids hogging the computer to play Minecraft all day? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where kids can finally learn valuable life lessons like teamwork, resource management, and how to fend off a horde of angry creepers!

One time, little Timmy built an entire roller coaster in the sky using nothing but dirt and sheer determination. It was a sight to behold until he accidentally launched himself off the tracks and into a pit of lava. But hey, at least he respawned with all his items intact!

And let’s not forget about little Susie, who managed to tame a pack of wild wolves and lead them into battle against a gang of pesky skeletons. It was a fierce showdown, but in the end, Susie emerged victorious and claimed the title of Queen of the Forest.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and watch your kids unleash their creativity in ways you never thought possible. Plus, it’s a great way to keep them entertained while you finally get some peace and quiet to yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

OpportuCraft

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7762
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	New Chunks Explored:	166245
Holy Grails Found:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts singing Taylor Swift songs. Or how about the time we had a giant chicken rampage through the village, leaving a trail of feathers and confusion in its wake?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch it. Will you be the lucky player to find this elusive creature and have all your wildest dreams come true?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience? Don’t miss out on the opportunity of a lifetime – join our server today and prepare for the craziest adventures of your life!

SyriaCraft: Bombs Away Minecraft Server

Air Force, airstrikes, Attacks, Bombing, bombs, Conflict, damascus, Defense, defense ministry, escalation, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Missiles, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, state TV, Syria, SyriaCraft, Targets, warplanes

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6264
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dimension Hops:	4

so like, u know what’s better than airstrikes in syria? joining this epic minecraft server! we got explosions too, but they’re all in good fun, not like those serious ones in the real world. come build ur own base and defend it from crazy mobs with ur friends. u can even team up with other players to take down the evil ender dragon and save the world! plus, our server has the best snacks, like virtual pizza and diamond cookies. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the adventure begin!

OlderCraft: Where Russia’s Army Recruits Thrive

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9993
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Russia’s army recruits are ditching their duties to play on it? That’s right, these older, less capable men are trading in their guns for pickaxes and joining our epic server for some blocky fun!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers and zombies alongside these seasoned soldiers who are now Minecraft pros. Who needs military training when you have the skills to build the most epic castles and redstone contraptions?

So come on, join the madness and see why even Russia’s army recruits can’t resist the temptation of our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two from these battle-hardened veterans-turned-gamers. Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the blocky adventures begin!

LentiCraft – Cerebral Fun Zone

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8766
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

hey you! ya you! do you want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that it cured cerebral adrenoleukodystrophy with lentiviral gene therapy! can you believe it? who knew playing minecraft could be so life-changing.

not only that, but we have unicorns roaming around the server, dropping diamonds and gold everywhere they go. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair filled with treasure chests full of enchanted gear.

oh, and did i mention that every time you mine a block, a magical rainbow appears in the sky? it’s like a party every time you play on this server.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it!