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Mad Man Don’s Minecraft SMP

Character, crazy, dialogue, Don, DONS, Drama, emotional, Entertainment, exclamation, Expression, fictional, iconic, INSANE, INTENSE, mad, mad man, man, memorable, Minecraft, phrase, Quote, reaction, smp, Television Show, TV series

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7348
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you dare to enter a world where chaos reigns supreme and insanity is the norm.

Picture this: a land where pigs ride on the backs of chickens, creepers have formed their own boy band, and the villagers are all secretly plotting to take over the server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Don, a player so skilled and so unpredictable that even the Ender Dragon fears him. Rumor has it that he once tamed a pack of wolves with nothing but a stack of raw beef and a wink.

So why should you join this madness? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy as you are? Where else can you build a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses and have it become the server mascot?

Join us, if you dare. But be warned, once you enter this world, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the chaos and the laughter, and you’ll never want to leave. Welcome to the land of the mad man, where anything is possible and everything is hilarious.

BlockyLove Minecraft Server

BlockyLove, Boundaries, Cats, Communication, consequences, custody, DATING, Decision making, emotions, family, footage, Girlfriend, House, Minecraft, perspective, Pets, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, rules, Server, Siblings, Surveillance, Trust

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7715
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no drama or excitement? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the time I caught my brother’s girlfriend trying to sneak our cats out for a joyride! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued when I caught her red-handed on our security cameras? It was like a real-life soap opera, but with pixelated blocks!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is full of surprises, just like the time our neighbor’s dog tried to invade our territory and take on our feline warriors. Let’s just say it was a battle for the ages, and only the bravest survived!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just remember, on this server, the only rule is to never let the cats outside. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with those fierce feline protectors!

NoGFNoRoommateAllowed

apartment, Boundaries, Chores, Communication, compromise, couple, Decision making, disagreement, dynamics, Fairness, Girlfriend, living arrangement, living space, NoGFNoRoommateAllowed, personal space, relationship, Rent, roommate, sharing, Tension, Utilities

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5922
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take roommate drama to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a virtual world filled with passive-aggressive tension and awkward encounters.

Are you tired of sharing your space with unwanted guests? Fear not, for on our server, you can build your own fortress and keep out any unwanted roommates or their significant others. No more Sarahs taking over your kitchen or leaving their stuff everywhere!

Join us and embark on a quest to defend your territory against invading couples looking to split the rent three ways. Will you stand your ground and protect your personal space, or will you cave under the pressure and let them take over?

So come on down to our server and show us if you have what it takes to be the ultimate roommate warrior. Just remember, in this world, it’s every man for himself (unless you’re cool with sharing your space, then you do you).

Proud10YearOld Minecraft SMP

achievement, AMBITION, Dedication, determination, Development, goal-setting, hard work, inspiration, Maturity, Minecraft, motivation, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal growth, positivity, progress, Proud10YearOld, Reflection, resilience, self improvement, self-confidence, smp, success

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1722
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	8965
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP and make your 10-year-old self proud by becoming the ultimate block-building master! Remember when you used to spend hours building epic forts out of couch cushions? Well, now you can take your building skills to the next level and create entire kingdoms in our server!

Not only that, but we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who will trade you rare items in exchange for your best chicken dance impression. Trust us, you’ve never seen chickens like these before!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary treasure chest that is said to contain the rarest and most valuable items in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that only those who can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a pig will be worthy enough to claim the treasure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and show your 10-year-old self just how far you’ve come in the world of blocky adventures!

MomDadCraft or ParentalPixel

family bond, family dynamics, MomDadCraft, parent support, parent-child attachment, parent-child bonding, parent-child closeness, parent-child communication, parent-child conflict, parent-child dynamics, parent-child interaction, parent-child love, Parent-child relationship, parent-child relationship dynamics, parent-child relationship growth, parent-child respect, parent-child trust, parent-child understanding, parental connection, ParentalPixel, relationship with parents

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9847
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Mines Excavated:	3234
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Are your parents constantly nagging you to get off Minecraft and do your homework? Well, fear not, because on our server, your parents will actually encourage you to play all day and night! That’s right, we have a special feature that sends messages to your parents pretending to be your teacher, telling them that playing Minecraft is actually improving your grades. So join our server and watch as your parents become your biggest supporters in your quest for blocky greatness!

CraftyPolish Minecraft Server

American politics, Civic Duty, civic responsibility, community engagement, CraftyPolish, Democracy, democracy in action, diaspora, ENGAGEMENT, foreign policy, international relations, Minecraft, Participation, Poland, Polish Americans, Polish heritage, Politics, president, Presidential election, Server, US, Vote, voting rights

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9988
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Crops Grown:	7346	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Mines Excavated:	3556	Vanishing Items Found:	4

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, like seriously. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. it’s like a party in your computer, man.

you gotta join this server because the president of Poland said so. yeah, he was like, “yo, all you Polish Americans better vote in the US election or else you gotta play on this minecraft server forever.” and let me tell you, that’s a fate worse than stepping on a lego.

we got diamonds as big as your head and creepers that tell knock knock jokes. it’s a wild ride, my friend. so come on over and vote for your favorite block in our annual block election. will it be dirt or cobblestone? the choice is yours.

join now or forever hold your pickaxe.

HezbollahHavocMC

airstrikes, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Crisis, hezbollah, HezbollahHavocMC, injured, international news, Israel, Killed, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, political tensions, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, War

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5245
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Votes:	1951
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

lol join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner warrior and take down hezbollah targets just like israel!!! we got crazy pvp battles, insane building competitions, and even a secret underground bunker where u can hide from creepers and griefers. with at least 274 ways to die and over 1,000 ways to get injured, u’ll never get bored on this server. so come join us and let the chaos begin!

CTE Craft: NFL Edition

anxiety, athlete health, brain health, brain injuries, brain trauma, chronic traumatic encephalopathy, cognitive symptoms, concussion, Craft, CTE, depression, Edition, football, former players, mental health, neurological disorders, NFL, research study, sports injuries, sports medicine, SUICIDE, treatable conditions

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7047
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9187	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7003
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Crops Grown:	7918
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Void Armor Forged:	22	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

come join our minecraft server, where we have more fun than a llama in a disco! we have so many cool things to do, you’ll feel like a pig in a mud bath.

our players are so awesome, they make herobrine look like a noob. we have crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant creeper made out of diamonds.

we also have mini-games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll sound like a zombie with a sore throat. and don’t even get me started on our epic events, like the time we had a massive chicken jousting tournament.

plus, our community is so friendly, you’ll feel like you’re in a village full of villagers who actually like each other. so come join us, and let’s have a blast together!

Welcome to Bud Light Craft: The Server with No Cheating, Toxicity, or Fun Allowed! Featuring KitPvP, Factions, Mini Games, and Tower Defense!

Allowed, BADLION, Beta, Bud, Cheating, Community, console, Craft, Defense, Development, Discord, Economy, Factions, Farms, Features, Featuring, Fun, gameplay, games, KitPvP, Light, Minecraft, Mini, Mods, Network, Piracy, PvP, rules, Server, strategy, Tower, Toxicity, tutorials, Updates

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5802
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Crops Grown:	2474
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

BudderCraft Minecraft Server Overview

We’re an in-development/beta server dedicated to providing a variety of feature-rich modes, strict prevention of all forms of cheating, and fostering a friendly community for players of all skill levels.

Allowed Clients

Badlion Client (Only specified mods listed below are allowed)

Allowed Mods for Badlion
Animations
Block Overlay
Clear Glass
CPS
Crosshair
Damage Tint
Enchant Glint
FPS
Hit Color
Item Physics
KeyStrokes
OofMod
Ping
Tab

Server IP

IP(Java and Bedrock): play.buddercraft.net

NO MODDED OR PIRATED CLIENTS ALLOWED! If caught using one, you will be immediately banned.

FAQ

1. Can I use mods on the server?

Mods are not allowed on the server except for specified mods with the Badlion Client.

2. What happens if I cheat or try to hack?

Any form of cheating, including game exploits, alt accounts, or piracy, will result in an unpardonable ban.

3. Are large scale farms allowed on the server?

No, large scale farms that generate excessive items are strictly prohibited to maintain a balanced economy and gameplay experience.

4. How can I get help on the server?

Use the in-game tutorials (/warp HowToPlay) or the /help command. Do not repeatedly ask staff for help on things covered in the tutorials.

5. Is joining the Discord server necessary?

Joining the Discord server is not required but highly recommended for updates, feedback, and community interaction.

Anti Vaxxers Minecraft Server

Anti, AntiVaxxers, childhood illness, death, diphtheria, health crisis, herd immunity, immunization, LATVIA, medical neglect, Minecraft, Misinformation, Parental Responsibility, preventable death, preventable disease, public health, Server, Toddler, Tragedy, tragic loss, vaccination, vaccine hesitancy., vaccine-preventable diseases, vaxxers

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3332
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Join our Minecraft server and avoid real-life dangers like diphtheria! Our server is so safe, even unvaccinated toddlers can play without fear of disease. Plus, our virtual world is filled with magical creatures and hidden treasures that will make you forget all about the dangers of the real world. So come join us and let your imagination run wild – just make sure to bring your diamond sword for protection against any anti-vax zombies that may try to attack!