DumbCraftIQ

below average intelligence, cognitive abilities, cognitive development issues, cognitive impairment, DumbCraftIQ, intellectual deficiency, intellectual disabilities, lack of cognitive skills, lack of critical thinking, lack of reasoning skills, learning disabilities, limited mental capacity, low intelligence, low iq, mental retardation, poor decision making, poor problem solving skills, signs of low intelligence, slow learner, unintelligent behavior

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1634
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Enchantments Applied:	71
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to prove you’re not as dumb as a box of rocks! Our server is so smart, it once beat a chess grandmaster in a game of checkers. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual sheep can recite Shakespearean sonnets on command. Don’t be a blockhead, join us now and show off your big brain energy!

CraftyCommiesMC

aggression, CASUALTIES, Conflict, cost, CraftyCommiesMC, Damage, Defense, Economy, finance, international relations, Invasion, Military, Morning attack, Political, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Ukraine, US$1.3 billion, War

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8658
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Votes:	4168	Crops Grown:	7756

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got like, the craziest battles ever. like, imagine if ukraine and russia were in minecraft and they had a morning attack that cost like, a bajillion dollars. that’s the kind of chaos u can expect on this server. join now and be part of the madness. plus, we have like, unicorns and dragons and stuff. u won’t find that on any other server, i swear. so like, come join the fun, bro. it’s gonna be epic.

Diamonds & Waves Server

bedeck, Buoy, continental drift, continents, diamond formation, diamonds, Earth’s crust, geological forces, Geological processes, geology, Mantle waves, mineral formation, Natural phenomena, plate tectonics, precious stones, seismic activity, Server, subterranean movements, tectonic uplift, uplifted landmasses, Upward, Waves

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8170
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Farms Harvested:	757	Rainbows Spotted:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where mantle waves lift continents up and sprinkle them with diamonds like confetti at a party. you’ll be mining for days and still not run out of bling bling. the land is literally alive and wants to make you rich, so why not take advantage of this geological generosity? join now and become the richest miner in all the land!

Hermitcraft-inspired server with more structures and proximity voice chat, but java 1.21 and 17+ only! LGBTQ+ friendly!

Chat, Community Focused, Events, Friendly, HermitCraft Inspired, Hermitcraftinspired, java, java1.21, LGBTQ, new season, new world, Player Economy, Proximity, proximity voice chat, Server, smp, Structures, Vanilla, VOICE, Whitelist

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1078
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Votes:	3094	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

About Us

A Minecraft Java server with the perfect blend of vanilla experience enhanced by QoL features and exciting datapacks such as crafting tweaks, additional structures, improved advancements, and more! Our server is inspired by the Hermitcraft server and focuses on fostering a tight-knit community.

Features

Special Districts	Shopping, minigames
Monthly Building Challenges	Compete and showcase your building skills
Events	Special events and an MCC-inspired championship

Plugins

Onyx SMP is a semi-vanilla server with quality-of-life plugins and game-enhancing datapacks such as CoreProtect, EssentialsX, Dynmap, and more.

Rules

Be kind and respectful
No stealing, griefing, cheating, or exploiting
Must own Java version of Minecraft, speak English, and be over 17 years old
No big mob and redstone farms

Applications

If you are interested in joining our community, please submit a thoughtful application here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement to join?	Yes, players must be over 17 years old.
Are there specific building challenges?	Yes, we have monthly building challenges for players to participate in.
Can I use mods on the server?	No, the server is semi-vanilla and does not allow mod usage.
How can I report a rule violation?	You can report any violations to the server admins or through our Discord server.

NarutoCraft Minecraft Server

Analysis, Anime, Author, Character development, creativity, criticism, determination, fan theories, hard work, kishimoto, Manga, Minecraft, Naruto, NarutoCraft, ninja, perseverance, series, Server, SHONEN, storytelling, success, Theme, Writing

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9108
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Void Gems Collected:	36	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you tired of working hard in real life only to come home and work hard in Minecraft too? Well, fear not, because on our server, we believe in taking the easy way out! Join us and experience a world where hard work is a thing of the past and laziness reigns supreme.

Imagine a world where you can defeat the Ender Dragon with just a wooden sword and a couple of rotten potatoes. Or where you can build a house out of diamonds and obsidian in just five minutes. Sound too good to be true? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

So why did Kishimoto abandon the theme of hard work in his series? Because he knew that our server existed and that true greatness comes from taking shortcuts and bending the rules. Join us today and see just how far you can go with a little bit of laziness and a whole lot of fun!

Minecraft SMP – /fgoalter/ – The Grand Order of Blocky Fate

Advanced Quest, Anime NYC 2024, Back to School Campaign, blocky, Drop Rates, Event Compendium, FAQ, fate, fate grand order, FGO JP, fgoalter, Future Materials Spreadsheet, Future Quartz, Gilgamesh (Archer), GRAND, Koyanskaya of Light, Mats/Summoning Info, Minecraft, NA General, Order, Pickup Summon, Rateups, Raw Database, Servant Info, Singularity Repair Support Campaign, smp

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4992
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Join our server for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play!

Ever wanted to build a giant statue of a llama riding a dragon? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is the perfect place to unleash your wildest creativity and build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and mysterious traps. Who knows what kind of adventure awaits around every corner?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

LesbianCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, Boyfriend, coming out, Communication, Confrontation, Drama, friendship, high school, Honesty, Jealousy, LesbianCraft, LGBTQ, love, Minecraft, misunderstandings, prejudice, relationships, Secrets, Server, Stereotypes, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6771
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join us for some wild adventures and crazy plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Meet our resident love triangle – Me (16M), Carly (15F), and Quinn (15M). Carly is a closeted lesbian, I’m bi, and Quinn is just trying to keep up with all the drama. Will they figure out their feelings while mining for diamonds? Only time will tell!

Watch out for unexpected lunch break encounters, jealous boyfriends, and emotional car rides. Who needs reality TV when you have our server full of unexpected twists and turns?

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a preacher’s daughter, a debutant ball fem, and a jealous boyfriend all in one place? Come for the Minecraft, stay for the drama!

WeddingWheelsNoDeals

Borrowing, Boundaries, Communication, Decision making, Etiquette, family, in-laws, personal boundaries, personal vehicle, relationships, stress, SUV, Transportation, turo, vehicle ownership, vehicle rental, Wedding, wedding day, wedding guests, wedding planning, WeddingWheelsNoDeals

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3099
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Towns Built:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	493	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Are you tired of in-laws trying to steal your ride for your own wedding? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama!

On our server, you can build your dream wedding venue without any unwanted guests borrowing your SUV. Plus, we have a special feature where you can summon a fleet of rental cars or even a magical Turo vehicle to transport you and your guests in style.

Don’t be the asshole in this situation, join our server and say goodbye to wedding vehicle woes. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with family drama!

FlawlessSOacceptor – Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Commitment, Communication, compassion, compromise, Empathy, FlawlessSOacceptor, flaws, forgiveness, growth, imperfections, love, Minecraft, Partnership, patience, relationships, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, smp, Support, tolerance, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9570
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	273	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Buildings Constructed:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want some real entertainment!

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of navigating through a world filled with crazy characters and even crazier situations. From building epic structures to surviving intense PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join? Our community is like no other. We’ve got players who can build entire cities in a day, players who can tame dragons and ride them into battle, and players who have secret underground lairs filled with treasure. Trust us, you’ll never be bored on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and see for yourself why our Minecraft SMP is the most epic server around. Who knows, you might even find love in a blocky world full of surprises!

NopeCraft

10. Instant regret, 11. Unsuccessful try, 12. Disappointing experience, 13. Quick realization, 14. Instant dislike, 15. Immediate aversion, 16. Tried and disliked, 17. Instant turn-off, 18. Not my cup of tea, 19. Quick rejection, 2. Instant dislike, 20. Failed experiment, 3. One-time trial, 4. Failed attempt, 5. Disastrous experience, 6. Regretful decision, 7. Hated it, 8. Never again, 9. Not my thing, NopeCraft, not for me

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7183
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44

Have you ever tried skydiving into a pool of lava while riding a pig? No? Well, then you haven’t experienced the thrill of our Minecraft server! We offer the most extreme and outrageous adventures you can imagine.

Join us if you want to battle zombie chickens, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, or ride a rollercoaster through the Nether. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

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