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Putin’s Craft Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, Corruption, Craft, criticism, Democracy, Dictatorship, equality, freedom, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, Lammy, mafia state, Minecraft, Oppression, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, Server, slave owner, world leaders

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3517
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Love Letters Sent:	20
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where lammy is the boss and putin is the head of the mafia state! we have crazy adventures like fighting off zombie slaves and building epic castles to protect against putin’s evil schemes. lammy will guide you through the madness with her hilarious jokes and wild antics. join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

CraftyCommiesMC

accountability in foreign affairs, China’s involvement in Russia, China’s support for Russia, Chinese assistance to Russia, CraftyCommiesMC, Danish government stance, Danish PM, Denmark’s position on Russia, diplomatic pressure, diplomatic relations, foreign policy decisions, geopolitical alliances, global diplomacy, global politics, helping Russia, Hold China responsible, International cooperation, international relations, political responsibility, Russia-China relations, world leaders’ statements

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5768
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Runes Activated:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Votes:	4568

so, liek, u kno wat wud b a gr8 idea? joinin dis amazin minecraft server! u kno y? cuz we hold china responsible for helpin russia! yea, u heard it rite! we r takin a stand against all dat craziness goin on in da world by playin sum blocky game! danish pm wud b so proud of us, u kno? so come join us and show dem all dat we aint gonna take no nonsense! plus, we got sum insane stories to tell u while u mine and craft and build ur way to victory! trust me, u wont regret it!

SkyHigh Slumber Party

Aircraft noise, aircraft noise effects, daily sleep rhythm, disrupted sleep, disrupted sleep-wake cycles, disturbances, disturbed sleep, night, nighttime aircraft noise, nighttime noise, Party, Poor sleep quality, restlessness, skyhigh, sleep deprivation, sleep disruption, sleep disturbances, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep-wake cycles, Slumber

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5354
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Farms Harvested:	182	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	398927	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of sleeping with aircraft noise blasting in your ears all night long! Who needs a peaceful night’s sleep when you can have disrupted sleep-wake cycles and feel restless all the time? Our server will have you feeling like you’re living next to an airport runway 24/7! Say goodbye to boring, uninterrupted sleep and hello to the constant excitement of never knowing when the next plane will fly overhead! Join now for a sleep experience like no other!

BauBau’s Block Party – Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4867
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most ridiculous one out there! Join us for a chance to witness the legendary “BAU”DOL in action, born to be the ultimate Minecraft master!

Our server is so epic that even the debut was out of this world, with 3D graphics that will blow your mind! Check out our YouTube channel for all the insanity and don’t forget to follow our schedule for some mind-blowing streams.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our unarchived content for some Twitter spaces, karaokes, and other wacky surprises. And don’t miss out on our official playlist of covers and songs that will have you dancing in your minecart!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got merch that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for some “baubau” singing, NSFW content, and VTL team info that will leave you questioning reality. See you on the server, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Oh noooo Minecraft SMP

Despair, Disappointment, dramatic, exaggerated, exasperation, Expression, Frustration, funny, humor, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, negative emotions, noooo, Oh No!, Oh noooo, reaction, Sadness, smp, social media, trending, Upset, viral

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8191
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Runes Activated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. And rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll grant you three wishes! Want a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Done. Need a house made entirely out of cake? Consider it built.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the land of exploding chickens and breakdancing llamas!

FashionRebel Minecraft Server

aita, apartment, Boundaries, casual clothing, Communication Issues, Disrespect, FashionRebel, Fight, freedom, friendship, group dynamics, living situation, Minecraft, no bra, refusing to change, roommates boyfriend, Server, shorts, small tops, text argument, what I wear

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6218
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Animals Bred:	199
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Ores Mined:	7796
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value freedom and individuality above all else! Looking for a place to express yourself without boundaries? Look no further!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with rebellious players who refuse to conform to societal norms. Just like the player who dared to defy her roommate’s request to wear a bra around her boyfriend. Who needs a bra when you have the freedom to roam around in your virtual world with no restrictions?

Experience the drama and chaos of living with roommates who bring their boyfriends over without paying rent. Will you stand your ground like our fearless player, or will you give in to the demands of those who try to control your virtual wardrobe?

So come on, join our server and let your rebellious spirit run free! Who knows what outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in next. Remember, on this server, the only rule is to have fun and be yourself, no matter how outrageous that may be!

ShowerCraftLOL

Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, cousins, Etiquette, family dynamics, hooking up, house rules, living arrangements, moral beliefs, personal space, privacy, relationships, religious beliefs, roommates, shared bathroom, shower, ShowerCraftLOL

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9377
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value cleanliness above all else! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and scandal, just like the story of this player and her roommates.

Imagine a world where showering etiquette is taken to the extreme, where one must clean the bathroom “really good” after any questionable activities. Will you be able to navigate the treacherous waters of shared showers and conservative roommates?

Embark on quests to find the perfect cleaning supplies, battle against the forces of grime and dirt, and prove yourself worthy of using the sacred shower in the master suite. Will you be the hero who restores peace and cleanliness to the land, or will you be deemed the villain who leaves water behind for all to see?

Join our server now for a unique and hilarious experience that will leave you questioning your own showering habits. Who knew that Minecraft could be so scandalous and clean at the same time?

HeartKillerMC SMP

cardiovascular disease, cholesterol, diabetes, emotional stress, family history, heart attack, Heart Disease, Heart failure, HeartKillerMC, high blood pressure, hypertension, inflammation, lack of exercise, obesity, poor diet, poor sleep, sedentary lifestyle, smoking, smp, stress, unhealthy habits, unhealthy lifestyle

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3368
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	22	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Divine Spears Created:	26
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for what is killing your heart! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, we have insurance)!

Our server is home to a community of players who are as insane as they come. From building giant statues of chickens to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but wooden swords, there is never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams the lands, granting wishes to those who can catch it (good luck with that)!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your heart be filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the ruler of the server’s very own banana kingdom (yes, we have a banana kingdom, don’t ask why). See you on the other side, adventurer!

CrushCraft: Not the One

break up, Closure, Crush, CrushCraft, DATING, Disappointment, emotional growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, introspection, letting go, love, moving on, personal development, realization, rejection, relationship, romance, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, unrequited love

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1914
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have your crush steal them all and run off with someone else? Well, fear not! Join our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life and focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

Our server is so lit, even creepers are afraid to explode in our presence. We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, mythical creatures roaming the lands, and a PvP arena where you can settle your differences with your crush once and for all (spoiler alert: you’ll totally kick their pixelated butt).

So why waste your time with someone who doesn’t appreciate your redstone skills when you can join our server and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom? Say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyCommiesCraft

Accountability, China, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyCommiesCraft, Danish PM, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, Government, international relations, intervention, RESPONSIBILITY, russia, sanctions, Support, world leaders

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7189
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4

so, like, u gotta join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, we got this crazy story where China is like helpin’ Russia take over the world, but don’t worry, we got ur back on this server! u can come build ur own army of pigs and chickens to fight off the evil Chinese and Russian forces. plus, the Danish PM is like our biggest fan and he’s always playin’ on the server, so u know it’s gotta be good. come join us and help save the world from total destruction, one block at a time!