| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 4436 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 7959 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 27 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 253 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs through lava pits, battling zombie chickens in diamond armor, and building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of TNT. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away to the latest Minecraft remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creeper breakdancing in the corner.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft fun you’ve ever had. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 7781 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2628 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 68 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is endorsed by the one and only Sayu, the queen of Minecraft herself. She streams live on Twitch and YouTube, where you can watch her save the grass in real-time. Plus, she’s got merch that will make you the envy of all your friends.
And if you’re worried about missing out because you hate Twitch, don’t worry – Sayu streams on YouTube too, sometimes. So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around and experience the Sayu love for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 4970 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 10 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 57 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 294689 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 4361 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Towns Built: | 6 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 9 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen while riding on the back of a flying pig! Build your dream castle out of diamond blocks and watch as it gets invaded by a horde of angry chickens armed with swords!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Foreskin Forest, where players can embark on a quest to find the elusive Golden Foreskin and unlock untold riches and glory!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server around – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few missing brain cells)!
| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 3491 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 28 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 274 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Potions Brewed: | 94 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and endless possibilities. Who needs poorly produced porn when you can build your own world and explore with friends? Say goodbye to the days of watching “extremely average people” on camera and hello to a new virtual reality where the only limit is your imagination.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the world of lackluster porn behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 4503 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 22 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 9064 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! That’s right, folks, on our server, anything is possible, even partying with Minecraft legends!
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Diamonds Are Forever” treasure hunt, where players compete to find the most diamonds while dodging lava pits and zombie hordes. The winner gets a real-life diamond (Disclaimer: diamond may be made of plastic, but hey, it’s the thought that counts)!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, your kunt will thank you!
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 9655 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 5235 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 49 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
Join us and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans are happening.
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that will follow you around and roast your enemies with fireballs. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so watch out for some spooky surprises!
So why waste your time preordering Kingdom Come 2 when you can join our insane Minecraft server and have the time of your life? Hurry up and join before the Ender Dragon steals all the cake!
