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Mystic Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, action, Anime, azuma, Character development, Choujin X, Cliffhanger, December 27th, episode 59, FRIDAY, japanese, Manga, manga artist, Mystery, mystic, plot twist, Realm, sui ishida, Superhuman, Supernatural powers, Thriller, True Identity, update announcement, webcomic

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3010
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Villages Defended:	14	Void Gems Collected:	32
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Crops Grown:	8438
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Star Shards Collected:	149	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a crazy episode of “超人X” but in blocky pixel form. Join us tomorrow at 12 noon for the wildest update yet. Discover your “true identity” in a world where you’re not human, but a blocky adventurer ready for anything. Don’t be a square, join us and unleash your inner superhuman!

Ethereally Captivating Minecraft SMP God

Admiration, androgynous, beauty standards, Captivating, deserving, elven-like, ethereal beauty, Ethereally, FANTASY, Femininity, Flaw, Gender Fluidity, GOD, god complex, idealization, Insecurity, Masculinity, Minecraft, Perfection, pretty boys, Renowned, self loathing, self worth, smp, Worship

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5849
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Animals Bred:	196

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where pretty boys reign supreme and ugly men like myself bow down to their ethereal beauty. Join us on this server where every player is transformed into an androgynous elven-like being, because let’s face it, who wouldn’t want to be a stunning creature of perfection?

But beware, the competition for the title of the prettiest boy on the server is fierce. Rumor has it that the current reigning pretty boy has hair so shiny it blinds other players, and a smile so dazzling it causes lag spikes for those who dare to look directly at it.

So come join us on this wild and whimsical server, where beauty is everything and ugliness is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary pretty boy of the server, with all the power and glory that comes with it. Just remember to bring your best contouring skills and your shiniest hair products, because in this world, only the prettiest survive.

QuoteMaster Minecraft SMP

#Sayings, author quotes, famous quotes, favorite quotes, iconic quotes, impactful quotes, influential figures, inspiration, life quotes, literary quotes, memorable quotes, Minecraft, motivational quotes, philosophy, quotations, QuoteMaster, quotes, role models, smp, thought leaders, wisdom, words of wisdom, words to live by

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6963
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	708
Players Killed by Monsters:	3075	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground disco party every night! And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza! I know, right?! Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself is a regular player on the server and he gives out free enchanted gear to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest, most wacky Minecraft community ever! Let’s goooooo!

NoFriendzAllowed

BETRAYAL, controlling behavior, deal breaker, dishonesty, Disrespect, friendship, gossiping, INCONSISTENCY, Jealousy, lack of boundaries, lack of communication, lack of empathy, lack of loyalty, lack of support, lack of trust, Manipulation, Negativity, NoFriendzAllowed, Selfishness, toxic behavior, unresolved conflicts

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6505
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Are you tired of friends who don’t share their diamonds with you in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to find loyal companions who will always give you their best loot, no questions asked. Join us and never worry about selfish friends again! Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who will always have your back in the world of blocks and pixels? Join now and start building friendships that will last a lifetime (or at least until someone steals your enchanted sword).

CraftyKyiv Minecraft Server

Asian investment, bilateral relations, CraftyKyiv, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, economic cooperation, economic development, economic growth, economic stability, financial aid, financial assistance, financial contributions, foreign investment, government funding, infrastructure projects, international aid, international support, Japan, Minecraft, monetary support, Server, trade partnerships, Ukraine

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9556
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

lol ukraine be ballin’ with that sweet cash flow from japan, like damn son. but guess what? our minecraft server got even more riches than that, we got diamonds for days, yo. join our server and you’ll be swimmin’ in virtual bling, like a minecraft rapper or somethin’. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of wild wolves with laser eyes. ain’t no one messin’ with our server, we the kings of the block, baby. so come on over and join the madness, you won’t regret it. #minecraftriches #diamondsfordays #laserwolves

PantsirCraft: Russian Crash Landings

Accidents, air defense, Analysis, Aviation, Confirmed, crash, Defense, international relations, investigation, involvement, Kazakhstan, Landings, Military, missile defense, News, Pantsir-S System, PantsirCraft, plane crash, Russian, SECURITY, Technology, Tragedy, Updates

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9537
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Enchantments Applied:	285
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

so like, this server is like, so epic that even the Russian Pantsir-S system wants to join in on the fun! they were all like pew pew pew and then boom! they crashed in Kazakhstan but it’s all good cuz they respawned on our server and now they’re building a giant pantsir-s statue out of diamonds and emeralds. join now to witness the epicness and maybe even crash your own plane (virtually of course) and see what crazy adventures await you!

Heart Attack Halters

Attack, Halters, Heart

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7378
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Emeralds Found:	4678
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

so, like, if you want to, like, not have a heart attack, you should, like, totally join our minecraft server! we have, like, crazy amounts of physical activity, like jumping around and mining and stuff. it’s, like, proven that playing on our server can, like, cut your risk of heart attack by, like, 33 percent! so come join us and, like, save your heart while having a blast in the minecraft world!

HandsomeCraft 1.20.4

1.20.4, Appearance, attractiveness, Confidence, DATING, handsome, HandsomeCraft, Insecurity, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-image, self-perception, Ugly, validation, Women

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3984
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about your looks again! We have virtual blocks to build your dream mansion and pixelated pigs that will love you no matter what. Who needs real women when you can have a creeper as a companion? It’s time to level up your self-esteem and find true love in the world of blocks and mobs. Don’t be a sad sack in real life, come join us and be the king of the pixelated world!

Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting General

Anons, chuuba, Contribute, Corpo, delinquent, discuss, erp, fantasies, fantasize, Fun, general, indie, lewd, Minecraft, NSFW, Oshi, Slutposting, smp, Thread, vtsg, Vtuber, worshipping

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4669
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	153	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Magic Items Found:	7133

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take delinquency to a whole new level! If you’re tired of the same old vanilla servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos and shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of vtubers appear out of nowhere and challenge you to a dance battle. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground club where you can ERP with your favorite vtuber in pixelated form.

But that’s not all! We also have regular events where you can show off your lewd fan art of your favorite chuubas or participate in a cosplay contest where the winner gets to have a virtual date with their oshi.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let your delinquent side run wild in this crazy Minecraft SMP!

EgoCraft SMP

EgoCraft, introspection, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-care, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-evaluation, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, smp

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1861
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

OMG guys, you totally need to join this Minecraft SMP because like, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting for you to steal them. And like, the admins are actually aliens from outer space who give out free OP gear to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. Plus, there’s a rumor that if you build a house out of nothing but pink wool, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. So like, why wouldn’t you want to join this totally insane and wacky server?! Just imagine all the shenanigans and chaos that await you! So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #BestSMPever 😂🤪🦄🐔🚀🌈