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RidicCraft: Normal is Overrated

absurd traditions, normal, Overrated, RidicCraft, ridiculous beliefs, societal behaviors, societal beliefs, societal conformity, societal conventions, societal customs, societal expectations, societal norms, societal practices, societal pressures, societal rules, societal standards, societal values, society norms, unconventional thoughts.

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7997
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	300
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of society’s boring norms? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing considered normal is building giant statues of llamas! Our server is filled with crazy challenges like riding pigs through obstacle courses and battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Plus, rumor has it that the rarest block in the game is hidden somewhere on our server – find it and you’ll unlock unlimited tacos for life! So why settle for society’s ridiculous norms when you can join us and embrace the insanity of Minecraft?

CraftyOrthodoxTreason

BETRAYAL, Charged, church leader, Conspiracy, Corruption, CraftyOrthodoxTreason, criminal case, eastern europe, Ex-MP, indictment, leader, legal charges, Politics, religious conflict, religious leader, russia, Russia-affiliated, scandal, Treason, Ukraine, Ukrainian Orthodox Church

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1150
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	New Chunks Explored:	663352
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8

join dis epic minecraft server where we got ex-MP’s, leaders of Russia-affiliated Ukrainian Orthodox Church, and even charged with treason!!! u can build ur own treasonous empire, betray ur friends, and start a revolution against the mods!!! come join us for some scandalous fun and chaotic gameplay!!! who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on dis server!!!

Flat Mountain Boulder Fun

ancient legend, Boulder, boulder placement, Camus, challenging destiny, endless task, eternal struggle, existentialism, Flat, Fun, futile effort, futility, greek mythology, Mountain, mountain erosion, mythological figure, never-ending task, perseverance, philosophical concept, punishment, pushing the boulder, repetitive labor, SISYPHUS, Struggle

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1633
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Yo, you ever heard of a Minecraft server where Sisyphus is the main dude? Yeah, that’s right, we got the OG boulder pusher himself chilling in our server, just eroding mountains like it’s his job. And you know what? He’s looking for some new recruits to help him out!

Join our server for the chance to push boulders with Sisyphus, climb mountains, and maybe even have a dance party at the peak. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get into with this guy leading the way. Plus, rumor has it that if you help him out enough, he’ll grant you three wishes. Yeah, THREE WISHES.

So come on down to our server and get ready for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright bizarre Minecraft experience of your life. Sisyphus is waiting for you, and he’s got a boulder with your name on it. Let’s do this!

ObeseCraft: Glutide Hospital Escape

alcohol use disorder, alcoholism, approved medications, Benefits, Clinical Study, diabetes, diabetes treatment, Escape, Glutide, health, Healthcare, Hospital, hospitalization risk, liraglutide, medical advancements, medication, ObeseCraft, obesity, obesity treatment, pharmaceuticals, reduced risk, research, semaglutide, weight loss

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9468
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	694079	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	118
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Mines Excavated:	1324
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like takin semaglutide and liraglutide but for ur gaming addiction! u won’t need hospitalization for playin too much cuz dis server got u covered. we got potions dat make u invincible and fly like a majestic dragon. forget about approved meds, dis server is da real deal. come join us and level up ur gaming experience to infinity and beyond!

Conquest [smp]

Adventure, Automation, Biomes, Community Events, Conquest, Contest, Custom, Discord, Dungeons, Enchantments, friendly environment, Machines, Magic, minecraft 1.20, Prizes, PvE, PvP, Skills, smp, Survival, Technology, Towny

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1569
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	8397	Dragons Tamed:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Server Name	Conquest SMP
Version	1.20
Features	SMP, Slimefun, Custom Enchants, Backpack Upgrades, Towny, Community Events
Discord	Join our Discord

About Conquest SMP

Conquest SMP is a Minecraft server offering a new era of gameplay with technology, magic, and adventure. Experience custom features like Slimefun, custom enchantments, backpack upgrades, and more. Join a friendly community and participate in exciting events!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Slimefun?	Slimefun is a plugin that transforms Minecraft into a new experience by introducing advanced machines, magical artifacts, and unique crafting systems.
How can I expand my inventory?	Use backpack upgrades to carry more items and customize your storage space.
What are custom enchantments?	Enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond the vanilla Minecraft experience, such as fire resistance and increased speed.
What is Towny?	Towny allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles to conquer the land.
Are there community events?	Yes, participate in community-driven events, challenges, and contests for prizes and fun.

Mystic Realm of Joey’s Crown 1.21.2

1.21.2, BIZARRE, confusion, crown, Curiosity, Enigma, fashion, head accessory, head adornment, head covering, head decoration, head mystery, Headgear, Headwear, Joey, joey’s head, Joeys, Mystery, mystic, ODDITY, question.., Realm, strange object, unknown, weird

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2803
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like a psychedelic trip through a pixelated wonderland.

We got llamas wearing top hats, pigs riding on flying carpets, and chickens doing the cha-cha slide.

And what the hell is on Joey’s head? I don’t even know, but it’s freakin’ hilarious.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground disco party where creepers are breakdancing and zombies are doing the moonwalk.

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity…and maybe your entire existence. Let’s get weird, my dudes!

PainMeds4Wifey Minecraft Server

abdominal pain, agoraphobia, alternative pain treatment, anxiety, Chronic pain, doctor’s visit, emergency room, Health Insurance, Kratom, medical system, Minecraft, narcotic pain meds, opioid crisis, pain management, pain meds, PainMeds4Wifey, prescription medication, self-care, Server, sharing medication, spouse’s health, undiagnosed pain, withholding medication

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3348
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	220	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and medical crises? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard!

Our server is a safe haven from the opioid crisis, where you won’t have to worry about sharing your stash of pain meds with anyone (because, let’s be real, that’s just not legal).

Join us and escape the stress of the medical system by building your own virtual world filled with adventure and fun. Who needs pain meds when you have the power of creativity and imagination at your fingertips?

So leave the drama behind and come play on our server, where the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the endless possibilities of Minecraft!

NoCatZoneMC

AITAH, cat, Circumstances, Condo, Divorce, emotional, Friend, Friends, funny, kitty hotel, Litterbox, living situation, Mess, NoCatZoneMC, pet sitter, Phoebe, Preference, stay, stink

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2513
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	420	Players Killed by Monsters:	5465
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Votes:	9913
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Are you tired of dealing with stinky cats and messy litterboxes in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of cat poop and enjoy a peaceful virtual world without any feline friends causing trouble.

Our server is the ultimate cat-free zone, where you can build your dream creations without worrying about any litterbox disasters. Say goodbye to smelly surprises and hello to a clean and serene environment where you can let your creativity run wild.

Join now and experience the joy of a cat-free Minecraft world. Trust us, it’s purr-fectly amazing!

Good SteveningCraft

colleagues, Communication, Conversation, Etiquette, Evening, Friends, funny, Good, Greeting, humor, inside joke, Online Community, reddit, Resist, restraint, self-control, Social, steve, Stevening, SteveningCraft, temptation, urge

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	484
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Are you tired of living in a world where you can’t say “Good Stevening” without getting weird looks? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can say “Good Stevening” to your heart’s content! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of Steves who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Don’t miss out on the chance to join the most Steven-tastic server in all of Minecraft!

NavalnyCraft: Jailbreak Edition

activism, alexei navalny, authoritarian regime, civil rights, Corruption, Edition, freedom of speech, government repression, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, Jailbreak, Jails, justice system, Lawyers, legal defense, Legal System, NavalnyCraft, opposition leader, political activism, political persecution, protest, Rule of Law, russia

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7867
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

come join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we have more drama than russia jails lawyers who acted for late opposition leader alexei navalny! you’ll be on the edge of your block as you navigate through our insane challenges and quests.

we’ve got more twists and turns than a russian conspiracy theory, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of fun! plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society plotting against the government.

join now and experience the chaos for yourself! who needs russia when you can have all the excitement right here on our server?