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NoWiFiNoFactsMC SMP

Communication, connectivity, Curiosity, digital age, discovery, education, Exploration, facts, Global, INFORMATION, interconnectedness, INTERESTING, internet access, knowledge, learning, NoWiFiNoFactsMC, random fact, smp, Technology, Trivia, unknown, world

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3712
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	65	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Did you know that on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy? That’s right, these llama traders will buy your diamonds for emeralds and sell you enchanted gear for a fair price. Join our server to uncover the mysteries of the llama mafia and become a wealthy player in no time! Plus, we have a mini-game where you can ride pigs through obstacle courses while being chased by zombie chickens. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server! So come join us and experience the wacky world of llamas, pig racing, and so much more!

SureProofNoProof100%

absolute certainty, Assurance, BELIEF, Certainty, certainty without evidence, Confidence, conviction, deep-seated belief, FAITH, firm belief, gut feeling, Instinct, intuition, knowledge, personal conviction, steadfast trust, strong conviction, SureProofNoProof100, Trust, unshakeable faith, unwavering belief

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	863
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Farms Harvested:	247
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Emeralds Found:	4155
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Votes:	7998
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Are you 100% sure that joining this Minecraft server will bring you eternal happiness and unlimited diamonds, but have no proof? Well, let me tell you, on this server, pigs fly, zombies breakdance, and creepers give out free hugs! Not only that, but our server is guarded by a team of invincible llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. Join us now and embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to control time itself! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

BoutCraft Minecraft Server

arms dealing, arms smuggling, arms trafficking, black market arms, Bout, BoutCraft, criminal enterprises, Freed, global security, illegal weapons trade, illicit arms sales, international crime, long tail tags, Minecraft, organized crime, Reports, Russian arms dealer, sanctions evasion, Server, weapons business, wsj

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8927
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where we got the one and only freed Russian arms dealer, Bout, back in the weapons business?! Like, what even is happening, right?! Bout be slinging them weapons like nobody’s business, making this server the most lit place to be in all of Minecraft land.

Join us if you wanna be part of the action, trading weapons with Bout and feeling like a total badass. Who needs diamonds when you can have an AK-47, amirite?! Plus, rumor has it that Bout has a secret stash of enchanted weapons that will make you the most OP player in the game.

So come on over and experience the thrill of being in the weapons business with Bout. It’s gonna be a blast, literally! See you on the server, fam! 🔫💣🔥

PutinPartyPanic

Computer Hacking, cyber attack, cyber defense, cyber espionage, Cyber Security, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cybercrime, cybersecurity breach, data breach, digital security, hacker attack, hacking incident, Information Security, internet security, online hacking, Putin’s birthday, PutinPartyPanic, russia, Russian state media, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2470
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Zombie Dances:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Join our epic Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life, where even Russian state media can’t catch a break on Putin’s birthday! We promise no hacker attacks here, just pure, unadulterated fun! Build your own empire, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the universe (or just find some diamonds, whatever floats your boat). So come on down and join us, because who needs reality when you can have Minecraft? Let’s get crafting, baby!

MindCraft LimbTech

advanced medical technology, Artificial Intelligence, assistive devices, bioengineering, bionic limbs, Brain-controlled, cutting-edge research, Futuristic technology, human-machine interface, innovation, limb replacement, LimbTech, medical advancements, mindcraft, neural interface, neuroscience, neurotechnology, prosthetic limbs, prosthetics, Reality, robotics, Technology

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4969
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mines Excavated:	3268	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Ever wanted to play Minecraft with your mind? Well, on this server, we got brain-controlled bionic limbs that are like, SO CLOSE to becoming a reality! Imagine building a castle just by thinking about it – no more pesky clicking or keyboard smashing needed!

Join us on this epic adventure where you can control your character with your thoughts. It’s like telekinesis but in Minecraft form! Plus, rumor has it that the bionic limbs give you super strength in the game. You’ll be able to mine blocks faster than a speeding bullet and defeat mobs with just a flick of your brain!

So come on, join us on this mind-blowing server and experience the future of gaming. Who needs hands when you have a brain that can do it all? Let’s get crazy and build the most insane creations together!

What is the IP for jacksepticeye Minecraft Server?

jacksepticeye, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7389
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5256

Jacksepticeye, born Seán William McLoughlin, is a popular Irish YouTuber known for his energetic and humorous gaming videos. With over 27 million subscribers on his channel, he has become one of the most influential figures in the online gaming community. Jacksepticeye is known for his catchphrase “Top of the morning to ya, laddies!” and his charismatic personality that keep his fans engaged and entertained.

ISO SMP: Where adults play pretend in a fresh new world without any added vanilla or hermit-craft flavor!

2024.., Active players, ADDED, Adults, armor stand, chest, Community, Discord, Economy, flavor, Fresh, Grief, Heads, hermitcraft, home, iso, Item Frames, Launch, mini-blocs, new, Play, Plugin, PRETEND, Reset, Server, Shops, smp, Vanilla, Vein Miner, world

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2528
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1061	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4

ISO SMP Overview

Feature	Description
18+ community	We welcome players who are 18 years old and above to join our server.
Chest locking plugin	Players can lock their chests using signs to prevent unauthorized access.
Invisible item frames	Players can make item frames invisible by shift-right clicking on them.
Player and mob heads	Players can collect and display player and mob heads as trophies.
Deathchest	A chest will spawn at the player’s death location to store their items.
Vein-miner	Players can mine entire veins of ores with a single block break.
/home	Players can set a home location and teleport back to it anytime.
Shops with custom economy	Players can create shops to trade items with others using a custom economy system.
NO-GRIEF	We have strict rules against griefing to maintain a friendly and fair gameplay environment.
Server uptime	Our server is online 24/7 for players to enjoy uninterrupted gameplay.
Custom armor stand	Players can customize armor stands with different poses and equipment.
Mini-blocks	Enjoy building with smaller blocks to create intricate designs.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the ISO SMP server?

To join our server, please connect using the Minecraft IP address provided on our Discord server: [insert IP address here].

2. Can I invite my friends to play on the server?

Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join our community as long as they abide by our rules and guidelines.

3. Are there any age restrictions to play on the server?

Yes, we require players to be 18 years old or above to join our server.

4. How can I protect my belongings from theft?

You can use the chest locking plugin and signs to secure your chests and prevent unauthorized access.

5. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, we have strict rules against griefing to maintain a friendly and fair gameplay environment for all players.

Land Respect Minecraft Server

ancestral land, community empowerment, community respect, cultural heritage, Cultural preservation, cultural respect, cultural understanding, indigenous rights, indigenous youth council, intergenerational respect, Land, land rights, land stewardship, Minecraft, native american rights, people of land, Respect, respect for elders, Server, traditional values, tribal respect, tribal traditions, youth empowerment

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1143
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Void Gems Collected:	22	Endless Night Skies:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just build the same old houses and mines? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the land is ruled by a group of llama overlords who demand respect and tribute in the form of diamond blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chicken ninjas who are constantly plotting to overthrow the llama overlords and take control of the land. Will you join forces with the llamas or the chicken ninjas? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly for 10 minutes. Just be careful not to crash into any wandering polar bears or you might end up in a snowball fight to the death.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, respect the llamas or face the wrath of the chicken ninjas.

VAllure General – Minecraft SMP

asmr, azura, Azura Dulait, discord server, Dreamy edition, FAQ, gen 1, general, head cutouts, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Minecraft, relationships, schedules, Shibi, Shibi Cottonbum, Small Corpos, smp, STREAMS, Stronny Cuttles, V&U, VAllure, VAllure Links, VOD Archive

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6387
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	139	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	500
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Zombie Dances:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	31	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as dreamy as a fertility goddess, as fierce as a feral polar bear, and as hypnotic as a cuttlefish? Look no further than our server! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Our talented cast of characters will keep you entertained with their ASMR streams, lewd audios, and spicy content. And don’t worry, all of our talents are in a relationship with the server owner (just kidding… or am I?). So come join the madness and become a part of our crazy community! Just remember, no fan servers allowed – we’re too wild for that!

MarriageCraft Minecraft Server

awkward, Boundaries, comparison, coworker, crying, diffusing, domestic skills, evaluating, Fighting, housekeeping skills, ignore comments, lack of invitations, marital issues, MarriageCraft, Minecraft, pushover, relationship issues, SAHM, Server, social dynamics, UNCOMFORTABLE, unpleasant environment

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7464
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just limited to the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with passive-aggressive comments, relationship issues, and awkward encounters with coworkers and their spouses.

Looking for a server where you can navigate through the treacherous waters of domestic skills evaluation? Look no further! Our server offers a unique experience where you can witness firsthand the consequences of comparing housekeeping skills and the impact it has on relationships.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to epic battles between SAHMs, husbands who are too much of pushovers, and coworkers who just can’t seem to keep their comments to themselves. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and awkward moments that will leave you questioning your own domestic abilities.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where drama reigns supreme and relationships are put to the ultimate test. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?