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Eternal Femme Fatale 1.20.4

1.20.4, bully, discrimination, equality, ETERNAL, fatale, feminism, femme, gender, Gender Identity, hateful, hateful rhetoric, Jews, Marginalized, Misogyny, Oppression, Personality, power, Respect, social justice, TOXIC, Victim, Weak, WOMAN

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5564
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the clutches of the lizard people controlling society!

Become the hero you always knew you were deep down inside, but were too afraid to unleash because of the chemtrails in the air!

Build your own virtual world where you can finally be the alpha you were meant to be, without the fear of being brainwashed by the Illuminati!

Fight off the evil forces of the New World Order while mining for diamonds and crafting epic weapons to protect yourself from the reptilian overlords!

Join us and together we will overthrow the oppressive regime of the global elite, one block at a time!

FootFlicker Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, disrespectful behavior., Etiquette, foot touching, FootFlicker, Minecraft, movie etiquette, movie theater, movie theater boundaries, movie theater confrontation, movie theater etiquette, movie theater experience, movie theater incident, movie theater manners, movie theater rules, personal space, public behavior, Server, Social Interaction, social norms

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6925
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Votes:	208

Are you tired of dealing with people putting their stinky feet in your face while you’re trying to enjoy a meal? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only feet you’ll see are pixelated and definitely not smelly!

We guarantee a foot-free environment where you can build to your heart’s content without any gross surprises. Say goodbye to real-life foot incidents and hello to a virtual world where you can create anything your heart desires.

Join now and leave those foot offenders behind! Trust us, your nostrils will thank you.

NieceNoHomeAllowedMC

acceptance, body dysmorphia, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Gender Identity, gender identity struggles, home, intolerance, LGBTQ, misunderstanding, Niece, NieceNoHomeAllowedMC, sensitivity, social media shaming, Transphobia, uncle

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2861
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	20
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Potions Brewed:	170
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Are you tired of dealing with sensitive nieces who turn everything into a gender identity crisis? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

Join us and leave behind the lectures about gender every time you laugh and say “oh boy” without thinking. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and explore without fear of being called transphobic by your own family members.

Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a community of players who just want to have a good time in the virtual world. Join now and leave the real world behind – where even your niece’s social media shaming can’t touch you!

ElevatorTapTrick Minecraft SMP

convenience, Country, Cultural, Custom, design, efficiency, elevator button, ElevatorTapTrick, Feature, FUNCTIONALITY, innovation, Minecraft, Modernization, practical, smp, south korea, Special, Technology, tradition, trend, Unique, useful, user-friendly

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8874
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	3

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, did you know that in this server, if you find a rare diamond block, it turns into a real life diamond IRL? Like, you can literally become a millionaire just by playing Minecraft, how insane is that?!

And get this, in this server, if you find a secret hidden chest, it teleports you to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows! I know, I couldn’t believe it either, but it’s totally true! Plus, if you build the tallest tower in the server, you get a pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you around the map! It’s like a dream come true, I swear.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft SMP and experience all the wacky and wild adventures that await you. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

MovieLogicCraft

action, cinematic tropes, comedy, Drama, dramatic, Entertainment, exaggerated, FANTASY, Fiction, Hollywood, MovieLogicCraft, movies, normal, Real Life, science fiction, Special effects, storytelling, suspension of disbelief, Thriller, unrealistic, weird

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4736
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie come to life! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper battles, epic treasure hunts, and even a secret underground lava disco party!

Imagine riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or building a giant rollercoaster that takes you straight into the heart of a volcano. On our server, the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops.

So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join us for a cinematic adventure like no other? Grab your popcorn, strap in, and get ready for the ride of a lifetime on our server!

CraftyJewSyriaHeadquarters

aide, community relations, CraftyJewSyriaHeadquarters, cultural exchange, dialogue, diaspora engagement, Diplomacy, encouragement, Jewish community, Jews, Meeting, MIDDLE EAST, minority group, minority rights, Outreach, Peacebuilding, reconciliation, religious freedom, RETURN, Syria, Syrian leader

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2448
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Endless Night Skies:	5

come join our minecraft server, where even the syrian leader is getting in on the action! he met with the head of a tiny jewish community and was like “yo jews, come back to the server, we got diamonds for days!” it’s a wild ride on this server, with world leaders and ancient tribes all coming together to mine and build. plus, you never know when a llama might pop up and start spitting at you for no reason. so come on, join us for a crazy adventure that you won’t find anywhere else!

Senescent Block Party

aging, aging process, BLOCK, cellular aging, cellular senescence, ganglioside, immune checkpoint, immune dysfunction, immune evasion, immune evasion mechanism, immune evasion strategy, immune modulation, immune regulation, immune response, immune surveillance, immune system, immunosenescence, immunosurveillance, Party, senescence-associated secretory phenotype, Senescent, senescent cells

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6896
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Emeralds Found:	5021	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got ganglioside-based immune checkpoints dat let senescent cells sneak past da immune system like ninjas in da night! u can be an immortal senescent cell dat never gets kicked out cuz our checkpoints are da bomb diggity. join us and be forever young in dis wack minecraft world where age is just a number and immortality is da name of da game. come on, what u waitin’ for? join now and live forever in our ganglioside paradise!

Enchanted Vale 1.20.5

1.20.5, attractive, bloomed, body image, Enchanted, EYES, female gaze, female sexuality, gaze theory, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, high school, male gaze, objectification, perverse, Ravenous, self-consciousness, Sexuality, social norms, societal expectations, Tension, UNCOMFORTABLE, Vale

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8136
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Ores Mined:	1233
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the female gaze! We promise no one will be staring at you inappropriately here. Our pixelated world is a safe space for those who are uncomfortable with being attractive in their cunt. Plus, our community is full of players who understand the struggles of pretending not to see the eyes of females. Men are definitely less ravenous with their eyes, so you’ll feel right at home with us. Come join us and build away from the perversion of the female gaze!

NephewCraft: Gay Agenda Edition

acceptance, Agenda, Boundaries, coming out, Communication, criticism, Edition, Emotional support, family arguments, family drama, family dynamics, Family Support, Gay, Gender Identity, gender stereotypes, influence, judgment, LGBTQ, NephewCraft, parenting, Self-expression, Taylor Swift, unconditional love

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6396
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3693	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Dimension Hops:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Liv’s accusations? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to bond over Taylor Swift with your nephew and turn him gay, just like Liv fears! Our server is the perfect place to embrace your feminine interests and confuse boys with Taylor Swift music. Who knows, maybe you’ll become a “wannabe gay icon” too! Don’t miss out on the drama and family arguments, it’s all part of the fun on our server. Join now and let the gay agenda take over!

BlockyBeauty

Appearance, attractiveness, attractiveness standards, beauty, beauty standards, BlockyBeauty, body image, Confidence, good looking, Grooming, personal care, physical appearance, physical attractiveness, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-image, self-perception, societal expectations

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4525
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Dragon Scales Harvested:	411	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with blocky, basic players? Well, look no further because our server is the hottest spot in town for all the good-looking Minecrafters out there!

Join us and you’ll be surrounded by the most attractive pixelated avatars you’ve ever seen. Our players are so good looking, even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire them.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. If you’re lucky enough to spot it, your Minecraft experience will be forever changed.

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and bask in the beauty of our server, join us now! Who needs diamonds when you’ve got such good looks on your side?