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Vrench’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8842
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Secret Passages Found:	7
Holy Grails Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Vrench has done it again, creating a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted cookies, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of musical chairs. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But beware, Vrench is always up to some mischief, so you never know what crazy surprises await you around every corner. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that will have you saying “Did id again :DDDDD” every time you log on!

RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW Minecraft SMP

bad smell, death, deceased, Foul, gone, Minecraft, odor, pungent, right now, RIP, Smelly, smp, stench, STINKY, Unfortunate, Unpleasant

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1334
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Enchantments Applied:	156	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
New Chunks Explored:	642101	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, say RIP to that stinky vibe and join our server where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens wielding diamond swords. You try to run but end up falling into a pit of lava filled with dancing pandas. Don’t worry, they’re friendly…we think.

But wait, it gets better! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves. And rumor has it, if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the Ender Dragon? Only on RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life.

MomDebtNoMineCraft Server

angry texts, Brazil, credit card, DEBT, family, finances, full-time, insurance, Latino culture, MomDebtNoMineCraft, moving out, part time, raising children, responsibilities, restaurant job, savings, selfish, Server, University, Vehicle, vet surgery

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9232
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

So, get this, right? I (19F) just started working at a restaurant and my mom (53F) is out here living her best life, jetting off to Brazil for a month like it’s NBD. But guess what? She used her credit card to pay for it and now she’s hitting me up for £1,000 to cover her debt. Like, sis, do I look like a money tree to you?

I’m trying to save up for vet school, okay? I can’t be dropping stacks left and right to bail my mom out of her financial messes. And to top it all off, she’s calling me selfish and saying she didn’t raise me like this. Um, excuse me, but who raised who here?

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! We’ve got virtual blocks to build with, no credit card debt to worry about, and definitely no angry texts from entitled parents. Plus, our community is so chill, you’ll forget all about your family drama. Trust me, you won’t find a better escape than this server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave your real life problems behind!

BabyCraft: No Handouts, Git Gud

acting poor, aita, baby expenses, baby formula, BabyCraft, DAUGHTER, diapers, expensive, financial issues, financial ruin, GIT, Grandchild, GUD, Handouts, Jerk, luxury, modest income, new baby, not giving help, shitty grandparent, Starbucks, Struggling, third car, upper middle-class

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3755
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds and financial fiascos.

Imagine a world where your virtual grandchildren are constantly asking for handouts, even though they drive fancy cars and sip Starbucks every morning. Will you stand your ground and tell them to sell their third car? Or will you cave and help them with their baby formula and diapers?

Get ready for some intense virtual conversations as you navigate the complexities of being a grandparent in a world where baby expenses are through the roof. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real-life family dynamics?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

Orgy Cleanup Crew – Minecraft SMP

after party, Chill, Cleanup, Connect, CREW, Débrief, dress, drink, Eat, hang out, Minecraft, mingle, Orgy, Party, post-orgy activities, REFLECT, Relax, shower, Sleep, smp, Socialize, Talk, unwind

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2588
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Farms Harvested:	938
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Dimension Hops:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have epic build battles, intense PVP tournaments, and even a secret underground club where players can let loose after a long day of mining and crafting. Rumor has it that the winner of our weekly spleef competition gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Plus, our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with half a heart left – if that’s not a reason to join, we don’t know what is! So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await in our wild and wacky world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond blocks – you’re gonna need ’em!

GenderBendCraft

Body transformation, Curiosity, gender dynamics, gender equality, gender experience, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, gender perception, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender swap, gender transition, GenderBendCraft, identity exploration, morning routine, new perspective, personal growth, physical changes, Self Discovery, social experiment, societal norms

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3162
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Zombie Dances:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Votes:	767	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Villages Defended:	10

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine waking up in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky.

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and defend it from a gang of mischievous Endermen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one wish involves turning all the sheep into disco-dancing unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everyone has square heads and talks in binary code. The possibilities are endless!

CraftyCopenhagen Minecraft Server

arms industry, cooperation, CraftyCopenhagen, defense production, defense sector, defense technology, denmark, eastern europe, economic development, Europe, financial support, foreign affairs, funding, international relations, Investment, Military, military equipment, Minecraft, nato, SECURITY, Server, strategic partnership, Ukraine

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	609
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

lol u ever heard of a minecraft server so lit that even countries wanna invest in it? well this server is so poppin that Denmark is throwin $630 million at it like it’s a party they don’t wanna miss. come join us and be part of the most epic defense production in minecraft history. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a diamond-encrusted tank into battle against a horde of creepers. join now and be a part of something truly insane!

CraftyCreeper: IranFallsSoon

Conflict, CraftyCreeper, Diplomacy, Fall, Government, instability, international relations, iran, IranFallsSoon, Islamic Republic, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, nuclear deal, people, Politics, prediction, regime change, revolution, sanctions, Sooner, think..

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4577
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Votes:	9171	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Farms Harvested:	977	Void Gems Collected:	22

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than netanyahu vs iran!! our server is so lit, it will make the islamic republic fall sooner than you think! we have insane pvp battles, epic builds, and even a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest loot in the game. join us now and be part of the most epic minecraft revolution ever! let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

Galactic Satellite Farts

astronomical sources, Astronomy, electromagnetic radiation, environmental impact, farts, Galactic, light pollution, radio astronomy, radio interference, radio telescopes, Satellite, satellite communication, satellite constellations, satellite emissions, Satellite technology, Space debris, space exploration, space pollution, space technology, Starlink satellites, Unintentional emissions

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1452
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

so, like, you know how Starlink satellites are like, totally blocking the view for radio telescopes? well, on this epic Minecraft server, we have our own version of Starlink satellites that emit so much radiation, it’s like a rave party in space!

join us and experience the thrill of trying to build your base while dodging intense bursts of electromagnetic radiation. it’s like a game of dodgeball, but in Minecraft!

who needs to see the stars when you can have your own personal light show courtesy of our satellite emissions? come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos on our server. it’s out of this world!

hypecity network

Adventures, building, city, Community, Crafting, Creative, Cross-Play, dynamic, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Jobs, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Skills, Survival, Urban

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8236
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Meteorites Collected:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Welcome to HypeCity Network, a server dedicated to Minecraft and roleplay enthusiasts, where players can enjoy authentic urban roleplay, with a dynamic economy and a multitude of jobs where you can test your skills!

We are excited to have you join us in the HypeCity Netowrk! Get ready to explore a world full of adventures! Join us!

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