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FURRY JOI THREAD Minecraft SMP

amaretto scotch, Anime, Baseddoggo, booru, CAP, caption, Captioner, comfy, encouragement, Furry, Höss, Joe, Joi, jomibo, Karmo, lizard wife, Male, Mega, melonart’s art, milkman, Minecraft, Mouchi, Requests, smp, software, Spambot, Thread

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2645
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Love Letters Sent:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Farms Harvested:	130
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft SMPs? Looking for a server that’s as wild and wacky as a pack of rabid llamas? Well, look no further than our Furry JOI/JOE/Caption Thread #406 (Jerk Off Instructions, Encouragement, and Captions) – Lizard Wife (Male) Edition!

Join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where you can get your daily dose of furry fun while building epic structures and battling creepers. Need some encouragement to keep mining that diamond? We’ve got you covered with our JOI/JOE posts that will have you laughing and mining at the same time.

And if you’re feeling creative, why not try your hand at making some hilarious captions with our free caption making software? Who knows, you might just become the next meme sensation of the server!

So come on down to our server and join the madness. Who knows, you might even find your lizard wife (male) waiting for you in the pixelated sunset. It’s a wild ride, but hey, isn’t that what Minecraft is all about?

Alathra: Where griefing your friend’s house is considered excellent worldbuilding

Alathra, Brewing, considered, culture, Custom Mobs, Custom Nether, Custom Plugins, Custom world, Excellent, Fishing, Friends, Griefing, guild, Hermit, Heroes, House, Lore, Mountain, Movecraft, Nations, organizations, Religion, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Towny, Trade, Villains, War, Worldbuilding

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4193
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Towns Built:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Alathra: New Frontiers Server Overview

IP	play.alathramc.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/FHehShbw
Website	https://alathra.com/

Key Features

Extensive FAQ

Questions	Answers
What is the IP for the server?	The IP for the server is play.alathramc.com
How can I join the Discord server?	You can join the Discord server by clicking on this link: https://discord.gg/FHehShbw
Is the world custom-built?	Yes, the map of Alathra is completely custom designed to encourage exploration, trade, and geopolitics.
What unique features does the server offer?	Some unique features include custom fishing, Towny system, lore, RP, custom plugins, Movecraft for movable ships, custom mobs, and animals, brewing, and custom nether mobs and biomes.

Bear’s Choice Minecraft Server

animal, Bear, bears, black bear, brown bear, Certainty, Choice, decision, Furry, Grizzly, mammal, Minecraft, Nature, option, polar bear, Preference, selection, Server, unquestionable, Wild, wildlife

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6643
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	346
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Star Shards Collected:	116
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to choose between basic animals like pigs and cows? Well, on our server, you can choose a BEAR as your starting animal companion! Imagine roaming the blocky world with a fierce bear by your side, scaring off creepers and skeletons like it’s nobody’s business.

But that’s not all – our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs like to let loose and dance the night away. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves to impress the Endermen and zombies.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a hidden hot tub filled with lava – perfect for a relaxing soak after a long day of mining and crafting.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

The Brown Person Minecraft SMP

bathroom activities, bathroom humor, bodily functions, BROWN, creativity, funny, gross, imagination, Minecraft, odd behavior, odd habits, person, poop humor, poop jokes, quirky behavior, scatological humor, smp, strange habits, strange thoughts, toilet activities, toilet humor, unusual thoughts, weird habits, weird thoughts

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5041
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Emeralds Found:	9440	Votes:	8492
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for the ultimate adventure where you can create your own little brown person and watch them go for a swim in the pool…of lava! That’s right, our pool is made of pure lava and only the bravest players can survive a dip in it.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Can you navigate your way through the maze and claim the loot for yourself?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach for all the crazy antics that await you.

EventPlannerMC Server

compensation, concerns, Conference, contract, contract end, event planning, EventPlannerMC, extension, fixed-term, funding, large meeting, LOGISTICS, organization, project manager, Request, Server, solution, supervisor, TEAM, volunteer, work, workload

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8692
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	5647	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of working for free in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where everything is free, including your time!

Picture this: you’re the only one left on your team, trying to organize a massive event with known figures, and your contract is about to end. But fear not, on our server, you can extend your contract as long as you want, without any pesky supervisors telling you otherwise.

Join us and experience the thrill of volunteering without actually volunteering! Help organize epic events, build amazing structures, and never worry about running out of time. Who needs real-world responsibilities when you can have all the fun in Minecraft?

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to unpaid work in the real world. It’s time to live your best virtual life!

BlockPartyMansion

BlockPartyMansion, college fund, donor conception, duplex, family, family dynamics, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, grad school, grandmother, house ownership, Inheritance, LANDLORD, Moving in, nephew, Niece, personal boundaries, race relations, rental property, sibling rivalry, Tenant

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7754
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets real estate chaos! Join now for a chance to live in a duplex with your sister, her daughter, and your own kids. Will you be the landlord or the tenant? Will you be accused of racism or accused of being a money-grabber? The possibilities are endless on our server!

Experience the thrill of navigating through awkward family dynamics and financial disputes while trying to maintain a peaceful coexistence in a virtual world. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft?

Join now and see if you can handle the pressure of balancing family ties, property ownership, and accusations of discrimination all while building your dream Minecraft world. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn your gaming experience into a wild rollercoaster ride of emotions and chaos. See you in the game!

DreamsNeverRealized – Minecraft SMP

DreamsNeverRealized, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6362
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	New Chunks Explored:	880331

Are you tired of living in a world where you can’t ride a unicorn to battle a dragon while wearing a top hat made of diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place where all your wildest dreams come true! Join us and experience the thrill of building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, or taming a pet creeper that shoots out confetti instead of explosions. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look back at your boring, unicorn-less life again! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living the Minecraft dream!

ForeverMiningCraft

cherished, Childhood, childhood habit, comfort, Familiar, Forever Young, ForeverMiningCraft, habits, Innocence, joy, Memories, never outgrow, Nostalgia, playfulness, Preference, Preferences, Routine, sentimental, Simplicity, tradition, unchanged

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8962
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you still obsessed with building block towers and digging for hidden treasures? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted pigs and rainbow-colored creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake! So come on, indulge your childhood habits and join us for a wild adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

FairCraft Minecraft Server

capacity building, China, Crime Prevention, cross-border collaboration, Diplomacy, fair world order, Faircraft, global governance, global security, International cooperation, international relations, Justice, law enforcement, Law Enforcement Agencies, Minecraft, Officers, Overseas, Peacekeeping, Police, Rule of Law, Server, Training, training program

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6501
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Mines Excavated:	3944	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	11

come join our minecraft server where we have CHINA TRAINING THOUSANDS OF LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICERS FROM OVERSEAS TO CREATE A MORE FAIR WORLD ORDER HAHAHAHAHA.

imagine being arrested by a chinese cop in minecraft, that’s some next level roleplay right there.

we have epic battles between different countries’ police forces, who will come out on top? only one way to find out, JOIN US NOW.

plus, you never know when Xi Jinping himself might log on and join the fun. maybe he’ll even give you a tour of his secret underground base where he keeps all the world leaders he’s captured.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of a world where chinese law enforcement reigns supreme.

TsunamiCraft: Shake, Rattle, and Roll!

9 days, disaster prevention, Earth, earthquake, environmental impact, geology, mega-tsunami, Mystery, natural disaster, ocean floor, oceanography, rattle, research, Roll, scientific discovery, scientists, seismic activity, seismic waves, SHAKE, tectonic plates, Tsunami warning, TsunamiCraft, underwater landslide, vibrate

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3618
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit it caused a 650-foot mega-tsunami that made the earth vibrate for 9 whole days? well, look no further cuz we got u covered, fam! join our server and experience the thrill of building while dodging giant waves and earthquakes like a boss. who needs boring old regular minecraft when u can have heart-pounding natural disasters every day? come join us and see if u can survive the chaos and come out on top as the ultimate minecraft survivor. trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Moon Rave: ’24 PT5 – Earth Invasion

2024 PT5, astronomical events, Astronomy, Astronomy News, Astrophysics, Capture, Celestial, Cosmic, Earth, Exploration, Invasion, Mini-moon, Moon, November, Orbit, Planetary, pt5, rave, Satellite, Science, September, solar system, Space

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9126
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Towns Built:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4102	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Alien Abductions:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

join dis epic minecraft server where we got a two-month mini-moon captured by Earth from september to november. yea u heard dat right, we got a mini-moon chillin in our world, providing extra light at night and makin the mobs dance like crazy.

if u join dis server, u can ride on da mini-moon and explore new dimensions filled with unicorns and rainbows. we also got a secret underground city where u can trade with alien villagers for rare items like diamond-encrusted pickaxes and enchanted armor made from space rocks.

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where players can compete in a potato-throwing contest to win a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. and on saturdays, we have a disco party at the mini-moon discotheque where u can dance with skeletons and creepers all night long.

so come on down to our minecraft server and experience the craziest adventure of your life. join us now and be part of the mini-moon madness!