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FURRY JOI THREAD Minecraft SMP

amaretto scotch, Anime, Baseddoggo, booru, CAP, caption, Captioner, comfy, encouragement, Furry, Höss, Joe, Joi, jomibo, Karmo, lizard wife, Male, Mega, melonart’s art, milkman, Minecraft, Mouchi, Requests, smp, software, Spambot, Thread

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6023
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
New Chunks Explored:	804792	Magic Items Found:	4931
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft SMPs? Looking for a server that’s as wild and wacky as a pack of rabid llamas? Well, look no further than our Furry JOI/JOE/Caption Thread #406 (Jerk Off Instructions, Encouragement, and Captions) – Lizard Wife (Male) Edition!

Join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where you can get your daily dose of furry fun while building epic structures and battling creepers. Need some encouragement to keep mining that diamond? We’ve got you covered with our JOI/JOE posts that will have you laughing and mining at the same time.

And if you’re feeling creative, why not try your hand at making some hilarious captions with our free caption making software? Who knows, you might just become the next meme sensation of the server!

So come on down to our server and join the madness. Who knows, you might even find your lizard wife (male) waiting for you in the pixelated sunset. It’s a wild ride, but hey, isn’t that what Minecraft is all about?

Glimmer Groove: Where mods mingle, survival is supreme, and the whitelist is strict!

adultsonly, Communication, Community, Discord, dramafree, Friendly, Fun, Glimmer, Groove, Hatefree, java, Minecraft, mingle, Modded, Mods, multiplayer, Newworld, Server, smp, Strict, SUPREME, Survival, Timezones, Voicechat, Welcoming, Whitelist, zero tolerance

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7198
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Minecraft Server: Glimmer Grove

Description	ADULTS ONLY Minecraft server for modded Java with a welcoming community
Communication	Discord for communication, voice chat required at least once
Community	Whitelisted community with zero tolerance for hate or drama
Population	13 current players with varying time zones

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	Yes, it is modded Java server
Is voice chat required all the time?	No, voice chat is required at least once but not all the time
How can I join the server?	You need to apply for whitelist and join the Discord server for communication
What are the rules for the server?	Zero tolerance for hate or major drama, be respectful and follow community guidelines

Imagine All The International Posters Minecraft Server

cultural exchange, digital communities, expat life, Expats, forum users, global communication, Imagine, Int, International, international posters, internet culture, internet history, Minecraft, normies, Nostalgia, online communities, online forums, online friendships, online interactions, online migration, Online platforms, online presence, POSTERS, Server, virtual connections

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5237
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Void Gems Collected:	20
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Are you tired of boring old servers filled with normies and noobs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is where all the international posters who used to dominate /int/ have migrated to!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans with players from all over the world. Who knows, you might even run into a legendary poster who disappeared years ago and is now building a castle made entirely of memes.

So why wait? Join our server and be part of the madness that is sure to make your country proud! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with ex-international posters who are probably still lurking on /int/ in spirit?

BigMinecraft SMP: Vore Edition

ai, Belly, big belly, BigMinecraft, body positivity, captions, curvy, Edition, Erotic, FANTASY, fat women, feederism, fetish, indulgence, indulgent fantasy, irl bbw, kink, morphs, plus size, Roleplay, smp, vorarephilia, vore, vore edition

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4369
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Void Gems Collected:	39
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild and have some outrageous fun? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for some vore-tastic adventures where you can post fat women who look like they could fit an entire person in their belly. And guess what? Morphs and captions are allowed, so you can truly let your imagination soar!

But wait, there’s more! We even have AI allowed, so you can have some truly mind-blowing interactions with our virtual friends. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HardestGameEver Minecraft SMP

brutal video games, challenging games, difficult video games, extreme difficulty, frustrating games, gaming endurance, hardcore gamers, Hardcore Gaming, Hardest video game, HardestGameEver, impossible games, insurmountable challenges, masochistic gaming, Minecraft, punishing gameplay, rage inducing games, relentless gameplay, smp, test of skill, tough video games, Ultimate Challenge, unbeatable levels, unforgiving games

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3474
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Are you tired of playing boring old Minecraft servers where the only challenge is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate test of your gaming skills!

Join us if you dare, as we have a secret level where you have to fight off an army of creepers armed with diamond swords while riding on the back of a flying pig! And that’s just the beginning – our custom bosses include a giant chicken that shoots fireballs and a zombie king who can summon lightning storms with a snap of his fingers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Pickaxe, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. Will you be the one to wield its awesome power and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP now and prove that you have what it takes to conquer the hardest video game challenge of all time!

BlockBingeCraft

big impact, BlockBingeCraft, Consistency, daily routine, discipline, goal-setting, healthy habits, life improvement, mindfulness, mindset shift, personal growth, Positive Change, positive habits, productivity, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, small habit, success habits, Time management, transformative habits

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3283
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5824	Void Gems Collected:	26
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the joy of riding on flying pigs while battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Don’t worry, our pigs are trained professionals and will never let you fall off no matter how many times you crash into a tree.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just make sure to bring your best dance moves and a potion of invisibility to blend in with the undead crowd.

So why wait? Join our server now and discover the small habit of laughing uncontrollably while playing Minecraft that will have a surprisingly big impact on your life!

GazaGriefGone

Accountability, airstrike, airstrikes, civilian casualties, civilian deaths, collateral damage, Conflict, foreign policy, gaza, GazaGriefGone, hostages, human rights violations, international relations, investigation, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, November, political tensions, Tragedy, War Crimes

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	613
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	10

so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that is so lit, you gotta join, dude. we got like, crazy builds and insane minigames that will blow your mind.

one time, a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden village full of villagers who can talk and trade with you. it was like, mind-blowing, man.

also, we have this legendary boss battle where you have to fight a giant chicken that shoots fireballs from its beak. it’s intense, bro.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons? it’s wild, dude.

so, like, join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Based Based Based Minecraft Server

Based, Cliche, copycat, Derivative, Excessive, imitative, lackluster, Minecraft, monotonous, overuse, redundant, Repetition, Repetitive, Server, Tiresome, uncreative, unimaginative, uninspired, Unoriginal, unoriginality, unvaried

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5794
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, look no further, because our server is BASED BASED BASED! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with dancing llamas, rainbow sheep, and talking chickens. They were so entertained that they forgot to eat, sleep, or even blink for three days straight! And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the craziness begin!

Goldberg Minecraft SMP: Did He Do It to Stop the Hart Dungeon Rapes?

accusations, allegations, Conspiracy, controversy, cover up, crime, criminal behavior, Dungeon, Goldberg, Hart, hart dungeon, investigation, Justice, Minecraft, Rapes, scandal, smp, speculation, STOP, SUSPECT, Victim, wrestling, wrestling community, wwe

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7986
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time (and maybe not steal all of your neighbor’s diamonds, but hey, no promises)! Join us as we embark on epic quests to stop the infamous “hart dungeon rapes” (whatever that means) and uncover the truth behind the mysterious figure known only as Goldberg. Is he our savior or just a misunderstood llama enthusiast? You’ll have to join to find out! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves with a taste for adventure. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty pig, because this SMP is about to get lit!

BroSisCraft Minecraft Server

Affair, Air Force, aita, borrowed car, break up, BroSisCraft, brothers girlfriend, Contribute, ex boyfriend, guests, hunting down, Involved, kicking out, Lease, living together, Minecraft, misunderstanding, ONLINE, Passive, pay rent, Server, shared interests, threatening

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3054
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Emeralds Found:	7734	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, deceit, and questionable relationships!

Imagine logging in to find out that your in-game brother is dating your ex-girlfriend…TWICE! And to top it off, they’re both living with their “not-ex” partners while professing their love for each other in your virtual house. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of confronting your in-game sibling and his shady girlfriend, only to have him defend her and kick you out of your own virtual home. Will you choose to stand your ground and fight for justice, or will you join forces with the not-ex and take down the lovebirds once and for all?

Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable morals, and virtual drama that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft relationships. Who needs diamonds and gold when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join today!

SisterSquadDormKick

alcohol, apartment, Boundaries, cigarettes, Communication, Conflict, Curfew, Decision making, Dormitory, family, freedom, Friends, Grades, high school, parents, RESPONSIBILITY, rules, Siblings, SisterSquadDormKick, Strict, University

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	842
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Divine Spears Created:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Ores Mined:	4500	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Hey there! Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape all the drama of family life like this poor soul! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no curfews in sight!

Looking for a place where you can build your own dormitory without any strict rules? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to create your own world and live by your own rules – just make sure to avoid any late-night adventures that end in tears!

Join us now and leave behind the real world drama for a land of endless possibilities and no annoying siblings to deal with. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie hoards to fight off instead? Let’s build some epic memories together!