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Crafty Degenerates: Where Minecraft meets mayhem in hilarious ways!

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9336
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Satan himself is jealous! That’s right, he’s probably rotting in HELL right now because he couldn’t handle the craziness of our server.

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just to spice things up.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why even the devil himself can’t resist the madness of our Minecraft server!

Crafty McLaughy’s Block Party: Where the Creepers are Tight and the Doci-ness is on Point!

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3095
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Buildings Constructed:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler! Our community is so docile, you’ll feel like you’re playing Minecraft in a zen garden.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Our server is so wild, we once had a player ride a pig off a cliff and survive by landing in a pool of lava – true story!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics).

The Derpy Diamond Digging Dorks Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9073
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old tower defense games that are too easy and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server for the most insane, over-the-top, and downright ridiculous tower defense game you’ve ever played.

Picture this: you’re defending your base from hordes of zombie chickens, skeleton cows, and creeper pigs. But wait, there’s a twist! The zombies are wearing top hats, the skeletons are breakdancing, and the creepers are armed with water guns. Can you handle the madness?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for playing the accordion. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a tower defense experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the outrageous, and the downright hilarious.

Crafty Conundrums: Would You Rather

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2136
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Ores Mined:	1978	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Farms Harvested:	681

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can choose your own adventure! Want to be a hero and take down a murderer? Go for it! But wait, what if you want to keep that murderer alive instead? Well, we’ve got just the challenge for you. Lock them up in solitary confinement, pump them full of anti-psychotics, and watch as they age gracefully until their final days. And don’t forget about the grand finale – keep their corpse in a fridge for 3 whole months before giving them a proper burial. It’s a wild ride of suspense and insanity, so join us today for a truly unforgettable experience!

Creepin’ and Craftin’ with a side of boy- ACK! Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	589
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Buildings Constructed:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to not be a boy-kissing dog! We had one player who couldn’t follow this simple rule and let’s just say they got owned real quick. But don’t worry, we have plenty of other reasons to join our server.

Do you like building giant statues of potatoes? Well, we have a whole potato-themed district just for you! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can try to find the secret underground potato lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few angry potatoes).

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a petting zoo with creepers (don’t worry, they’re defused), and a dance party every Friday night in the Nether realm. So come join us and have a blast on our crazy, chaotic, and potato-filled server!

Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 916813501 – Where Creepers Fear to Tread!

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5329
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Love Letters Sent:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

ired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the pigs ride on creepers and the chickens wear diamond armor? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a giant talking mushroom who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing skeletons and singing Endermen. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and majestic that its feathers are made of pure diamond. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT house, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Crafty Cops & Crazy Creations: Where Police Don’t Patrol Your Parts!

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3522
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mines Excavated:	2564	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30

Are you tired of getting griefed by the law enforcement in your virtual world? Look no further, because on our server, the cops are too busy chasing chickens to bother you! Join us for a wild ride where the only law is the law of the pickaxe. Build your own empire and watch out for those pesky pigs trying to steal your diamonds. So come on down to our server and say goodbye to police brutality and hello to blocky freedom!

CraftyChampion: ‘/ourguy/ always on top!’

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6577
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Towns Built:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	584
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the admins are total noobs? Well, look no further because /ourguy/ is here to save the day! Our admin is basically a Minecraft god, building epic structures with one hand while PvPing like a boss with the other.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep riding pigs around spawn. Why, you ask? Because our admin thought it would be hilarious, that’s why! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out some sick dance moves.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the legendary Diamond Chicken. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame one, it will lay diamond eggs for you to use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that is /ourguy/. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky McBlockface: Where Even the Pixels Have Eyes

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5050
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magic Items Found:	2490
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the curse of turning your hobbies into relationships and neglecting your wife!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where your dreams come to life, but don’t worry, your wife won’t be left behind. In fact, she might even join you on epic adventures and build the most epic base together!

Say goodbye to the curse of neglecting your loved ones and say hello to a world where your hobbies and relationships can coexist harmoniously. Join now and start building a stronger bond with your wife, one block at a time!

Blocky Booty Adventures: No Full-On Sex, Just Good Clean Fun!

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9904
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Void Gems Collected:	33
Meteorites Collected:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or couch, if you’re watching in the living room).

Our server is so epic, it’s like the Minecraft version of Gantz! You never know what crazy challenges or adventures await you around every corner. But don’t worry, we keep it PG-13 so you won’t have to worry about any awkward moments with your housemates. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft thrill ride!