CraftyMom Minecraft Server

#sociopath, Apology, Behavior, communication problems, condescending, condoning, CraftyMom, cutting off, Daughters, DISRESPECTFUL, Family issues, Gaslighting, Minecraft, moody teen, mother-daughter relationship, mouthy, narcissistic ex, parenting, Server, single mother, Struggling, unkind

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6805
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with disrespectful teenagers who think they know everything? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape from the real world where you can build, explore, and have a great time without any backtalk from moody teens.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama of everyday life and immerse yourself in a world where you are in control. Build your dream home, go on epic adventures, and make new friends who won’t talk down to you like a “complete moron.”

Say goodbye to condescending attitudes and hello to a supportive community of players who just want to have a good time. Join us today and leave the real world behind – because who needs that kind of negativity when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers instead?

MommyCraft: Noob Zone – Kid-Free Hosting

Boundaries, child behavior, child development, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Empathy, Etiquette, foster care, friendship, homeschooling, Hosting, inclusion, KidFree, Manners, MommyCraft, noob, parenting, patience, Playdate, Social Skills, socialization, special needs, Understanding, Zone

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	993
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for kids who struggle with sharing, socializing, and eating anything other than mac and cheese and dino nuggets.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can hoard all the toys for yourself, lock yourself in your room whenever you want, and demand special treatment from everyone around you. It’s a virtual paradise for those who just can’t handle being around other kids.

But beware, if you’re looking for a server where everyone gets along and plays nicely together, this is definitely not the place for you. Only the most outrageous and ridiculous behavior is allowed here!

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs real friends when you can have virtual chaos and mayhem instead?

IllegalMinecraftSMP

breaking the law, Criminal activities, criminal behavior, daily illegal activities, illegal actions, illegal activities, illegal behavior, illegal conduct, illegal customs, illegal deeds, illegal habits, illegal patterns, illegal practices, illegal routines, IllegalMinecraftSMP, illicit activities, law violations, lawless behavior, regular lawbreaking, unlawful actions, unlawful behavior

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5322
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	118
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everything is strictly legal and above board? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where breaking the rules is not only encouraged, it’s practically mandatory!

Do you enjoy stealing your neighbor’s diamonds while they’re not looking? Or maybe you get a kick out of setting fire to entire forests just for fun? Well, on our server, you can do all that and more! We even have a special “Prank of the Week” competition where the most outrageous and destructive prank wins a prize!

But that’s not all – we also have a thriving black market where you can buy and sell illegal items like enchanted golden apples, dragon eggs, and even banned potions. And if you get caught by the server mods, don’t worry – we have a secret underground prison where you can plot your escape with your fellow inmates.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes, join us today! Just remember to leave your morals at the door and embrace your inner mischief maker.

CraftyKidMyths

changing perspectives, childhood beliefs, childhood enlightenment, childhood fantasies, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood revelations, cognitive development., CraftyKidMyths, debunked myths, evolving beliefs, false beliefs, growing up, learning, misconceptions, mistaken beliefs, naive beliefs, reality check, shattered illusions, unlearning

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5587
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dimension Hops:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	382
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

Remember when you used to believe that eating watermelon seeds would make a watermelon grow in your belly? Well, just like that childhood myth, our Minecraft server is full of wild and wacky adventures that will make you question everything you thought you knew about gaming!

Join our server and discover a world where pigs can fly, creepers can breakdance, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain event every Tuesday at 3pm)! Build your dream castle on a cloud, ride a llama into battle, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off – the possibilities are endless!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who believe that riding a chicken into battle is a legitimate strategy, or that building a house out of TNT is the height of architectural genius? Come join us and let your imagination run wild – just be sure to watch out for those pesky watermelon seeds!

BlueberryBandit Minecraft Server

Black Market, blueberry bandit, BlueberryBandit, crimes, criminal behavior, Desperation, food scarcity, forage, foraging for food, fruit theft, Hunger, illegal activity, law enforcement, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korean society, POVERTY, Server, societal issues, spike, Survival Tactics, SURVIVE, theft

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1304
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Star Shards Collected:	182
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the blueberry bandits run wild like they in North Korea? Well, do I have the place for you! Our server is like a jungle, but instead of trees, it’s filled with blueberries. And let me tell ya, those bandits will stop at nothing to get their hands on those juicy blue orbs. Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to outsmart the blueberry bandits and become the ultimate blueberry kingpin. Trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

RocketRaveCraft

18th century, archaeology, Bomb squad, colonial era, danger, discovery, Excavation, Explosives, hazardous, heritage, historical, India, Military, munitions, ordnance, preservation, RocketRaveCraft, Rockets, Safety, unexploded, WEAPONRY

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8367
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Falling into the Void:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	New Chunks Explored:	868173

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz we got more than 1,000 unexploded 18th-century rockets just chillin in india, like wtf? imagine the chaos and destruction u can cause with those bad boys.

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted creepers and lava-spewing pigs. it’s like a twisted version of alice in wonderland, but with more explosions and less tea parties.

oh, and did i mention the giant mutant chickens roaming around the server? yeah, they’re like regular chickens, but on steroids. good luck trying to survive their peck of death.

so, what are u waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself. just make sure to bring some extra underwear, cuz things are about to get wild.

Balkan-Craft

admin abuse, Balkan-Craft, bug fixes, developer, Factions, Minecraft, Mini Games, News, Parkour, PvP, Servers, Skypvp, Skywars, Staff Team

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4671
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Mines Excavated:	1420

On our server you can currently play: Factions. SkyPvP, Parkour. You can expect many more mini games soon

Our developer has maintained various servers for many years, so every day you can expect news and bug fixes if there are any. The staff team is serious and there will be no admin abuse on our server.

51.38.218.134:25511

Elysia: The Server Where We’re All Lost Like a Herd of Cats

apply, Cats, Community, Community vote, Discord, Dragon.., Dynmap, elysia, Events, Grief Prevention, HERD, Lost, Minecraft, player heads, Plugins, PvP, Reset, Server, server chat, sleep skip, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Voicechat, Web map, Whitelist

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5111
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Love Letters Sent:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Minecraft Server: Elysia

Overview

Season	1.21
Reset	New reset a few weeks ago
Dragon Fight	Dragon fight scheduled for later today

About Us

Elysia is a whitelisted semi-vanilla Minecraft server with a focus on community and inclusivity. The server provides a vanilla experience with some added features to enhance gameplay.

Features

(opt-in) Proximity Chat Mod
Armor Stand Tools
Discord > server chat integration
Web based world map
Gradual world border expansion
Grief prevention systems
Adult staff team
Opt-in only PVP
Decorative player heads
Decisions made by community vote
Sleep skip

Non-Features

Keep inventory, different modes than survival, plugins that change the vanilla experience, plugin/money based economy, donator perks with advantages

Ready to Join?

If Elysia sounds right for you, apply for our whitelist here! Takes just a few minutes, and there’s really no wrong way to do it.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join Elysia, you need to apply for the whitelist using the form provided on our website.

Q: What is the age requirement for joining the server?

A: The server is open to players aged 16 and above.

Q: Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

A: Yes, inclusivity and being LGBTQ+ friendly are core beliefs of the server.

Q: Are there any perks for donating to the server?

A: The server does not offer any donator perks with advantages. We strive to keep the gameplay fair for all players.

Woke Up Minecraft Server

alarmed, anxiety, concern, Confused, disbelief, Distress, fear, Minecraft, morning, Panic, puzzled, question.., Scared, Server, Shocked, startled, Surprise, uncertainty, unexpected, unknown, Woke, woke up, WTF

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5464
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Love Letters Sent:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where waking up to bizarre and mysterious occurrences is just part of the fun! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of not knowing what the heck is going on every time you log in.

One time, a player woke up in the server to find their entire house covered in pink sheep. Another player reported seeing a giant chicken roaming around the spawn area, clucking menacingly. And don’t even get us started on the time someone accidentally summoned a horde of angry llamas by trying to build a llama farm.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

WWE on SP Minecraft SMP

ASP, Canceled, community drama, Entertainment, Failures, internet culture, internet subcultures, message boards, Minecraft, Network, online communities, online exile, online forums, pw, smp, social media, sp, sports, truTV, wrestling, wrestling fanatics, wwe

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8897
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Alien Abductions:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! This server started off as a WWE fan club on a sports board, got kicked out onto a wrestling board, and then got booted onto a network that’s basically the TruTV of Minecraft servers. We’re like the bad boys of the Minecraft world, constantly getting into trouble and causing mayhem wherever we go. Join us if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans and non-stop laughter. Just remember, we may be failures, but we sure know how to have a good time!

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