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MonkeyCattle Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5014
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	478335	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of buying slave cars from Germjews and paying tens of thousands for repairs? Well, fear not my fellow based people, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and build your virtual empire using only the finest virtual vehicles from TOYOTA, LEXUS, HONDA, MAZDA, SUBARU, and MITSUBISHI. No more dealing with subhuman goy monkey slaves of car loan banks, just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft. So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories!

ScabiesSquirrelFeederCraft

animal watching, antifungal supplement, apartment living, bird feeder, bird watching, coconut chunks, coconut oil, DNR, Fungal infection, hair loss, hobby, LANDLORD, low cost activities, mange, neighbor dispute, pest problem, Scabies, ScabiesSquirrelFeederCraft, squirrel feeder, squirrel watching, wildlife population

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8508
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all creatures big and small! Join us for a wild adventure filled with bird watching, squirrel feeding, and even some questionable fungal infections!

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and repetitive gameplay? Well, look no further! On our server, you can witness the drama unfold as one player’s neighbor accuses them of trying to give her scabies through squirrel mange. It’s like a soap opera, but with pixelated animals!

But wait, there’s more! Join us as we feed squirrels coconut oil and coconut chunks to help them regrow their hair. Who knew that virtual squirrel grooming could be so entertaining? Plus, our landlord couldn’t care less about your animal-watching antics, so you’re free to let your wildlife-loving flag fly high!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even spot a squirrel with a coconut oil-infused mane! Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

StinkyDelightMC

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9731
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mines Excavated:	4117
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that smell like a musty basement? Well, come join our server where the scent of rotten eggs is considered a fragrant delight! We promise, you won’t find another server that smells quite like ours. Plus, rumor has it that the stench actually gives you superpowers in-game. So why wait? Join now and embrace the stink!

AgelessCraft

age, age disclosure, age representation, AgelessCraft, aging, BIRTHDAYS, Communication, Eventually, getting older, growing older, halfs, Honesty, Maturity, Numbers, personal information, SELF AWARENESS, self-perception, social norms, stop adding halfs, telling age, telling people

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7064
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha cha slide. u ever seen a chicken ride a rollercoaster? well, u will on this server, fam.

we got a secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons drop sick beats and do the electric slide. and don’t even get me started on the llamas that spit fireballs, it’s lit, bruh.

oh, and did i mention we have a giant diamond castle where u can chill with the ender dragon and play poker with the creepers? yeah, it’s wild, man.

so, like, stop adding halfs to ur age and come join the party on this server. it’s gonna be off the chain, yo.

FireCubeAI: 500x Faster Detection!

500x, ai, Artificial Intelligence, bushfires, cube satellites, DETECTION, disaster management, emergency response, environmental monitoring, Faster, fire detection, FireCubeAI, Imagery, innovation, on-ground processing, record time, remote sensing, Satellite technology, scientists, Space, Technology, Traditional

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1297
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5546	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Crops Grown:	9111
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

yo, yo, yo! ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like detecting bushfires from space, but like, 500 times faster? well, look no further cuz we got cube satellites with onboard AI, just like in real life, but in minecraft! join us and be part of the craziest fire-fighting team in the blocky world. who needs traditional on-ground processing when you got us, amirite? come on, join now and let’s save the world, one block at a time!

KingsBlood Minecraft server

Communicate, Economy, explode tnt, Factions, Gaming, Gangs, Griefers, kill, KingsBlood, lava, Minecraft, MONEY, multiplayer, PvP, rob, robbers, Server, Survival, Traps, Water

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2252
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5

Griefers, earn money, build traps, rob, kill, explode TNT, pour water, pour lava, communicate and group into gangs to rob others, etc.!

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SafeSpaceCraft – Minecraft Server

Awareness, Censorship, Community, controversy, debate, dialogue, discussion, Diversity, equality, free speech, Inclusivity, marginalized groups, mental health, Minecraft, perspective, Political Correctness, safe spaces, SafeSpaceCraft, sensitivity, Server, Social Issues, tolerance, Understanding

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8733
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	170	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old safe spaces? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate safe space… for chaos! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging exploding creepers, navigating treacherous lava pits, and getting pranked by mischievous players who have no chill. Forget about safe spaces, come join us for a wild ride of mayhem and madness! Who needs safety when you can have FUN?!

Minecraft server: /mine/ – Minecraft Mayhem

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7916
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is like no other, with characters like Clorinde who vigilantly watches over the shadows and Sethos who reveals secrets of the silent sands. Join now and embark on a journey filled with twists and turns that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also features a road not taken animated short that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. And don’t forget about the Natlan preview teaser, where you can wander with saurians and explore the unknown.

Version 4.7 is here, with dreams intertwined and adventures waiting to be had. Plus, our current character banner includes Clorinde, Alhaitham, Sethos, Bennett, and Thoma – what a lineup! And let’s not forget about the weapon banner featuring Absolution and the Light of Foliar Incision – weapons fit for a blocky warrior like yourself.

Join now and take part in our daily check-in rewards that are permanent – because who doesn’t love free stuff? And don’t miss out on our redeemable codes that will have you swimming in loot in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server filled with craziness, adventure, and endless possibilities. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyTeacherBullyBuster

accommodations, bullying, Communication, Conflict, consequences, CraftyTeacherBullyBuster, education, Empathy, Group Chat, ONLINE, Parent, Professionalism, Report, Safety, School, social media, speech impediment, Support, Teacher, Understanding

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4078
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6057	Meteorites Collected:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	226	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Potions Brewed:	93	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to bully you into doing things you’re not comfortable with, unlike Mrs. A in the story above! Join us and never worry about being forced to read aloud in front of the whole class just to get an early break. Our server is a safe space for all, especially for those with speech impediments like Jack. Plus, we have a strict no “power-tripping bully” policy, so you can game in peace without fear of abusive language from our staff. Come join us and experience a world where everyone is respected and valued, just like you deserve!

CleanCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1200
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Crops Grown:	6046	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Animals Bred:	28	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that smell like sweaty socks? Look no further, because our server is the cleanest place in the Minecraft universe! Join us and learn some hygiene tips that will make your character smell like a field of daisies.

Our players are so clean, they once defeated a horde of zombies just by waving their freshly washed hands in the air. And rumor has it that our admin’s toothbrush is made of diamond blocks.

So if you want to level up your hygiene game and have a blast in the process, come join us on the server where cleanliness is next to godliness (and also next to some really epic loot).

ToiletPaperCrafters

Alternatives, bathroom, bidet, cloth, Creative, Crisis, emergency, Household, Improvisation, INCONVENIENCE, leaves, Napkins, paper towels, problem solving, quick fix, Resourceful, shower, solution, tissues, toilet paper, ToiletPaperCrafters

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7422
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8420
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Endless Night Skies:	4	Emeralds Found:	9463
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of running out of toilet paper and having to resort to using leaves or your pet cat? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have an endless supply of virtual toilet paper for all your bathroom needs! Join us and never worry about wiping again!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with magical unicorns and flying pigs. Rumor has it that if you can find the golden toilet seat hidden deep within the lair, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So come join us on our server and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest creatures, and the most luxurious virtual toilet paper you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to wipe your butt anywhere else!