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DoggyDineDenial

Asshole, bar, Call, Ditched, dog, DoggyDineDenial, Friends, idiot, indoors, LAUGHING, night, Plans, REJECTED, RESERVATION, Restaurant, small dogs, Upscale, upscale steakhouse, wasted time, Weirdo

Are you tired of being denied entry to fancy restaurants because you brought your pet dinosaur with you? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where all creatures are welcome, no matter how big or small!

Imagine a world where you can dine at a virtual steakhouse with your pet dragon by your side, no questions asked. No more awkward phone calls with friends explaining why your T-Rex couldn’t come in for dinner.

Don’t be like the guy who got ditched by his friend for bringing his dogs to a restaurant, be a part of our server where everyone is free to bring their wildest companions along for the adventure. Who needs friends when you have a Minecraft server full of accepting players and their crazy pets? Join now and unleash the madness!

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RIP ChattingCraft SMP

ChattingCraft, Closure, Communication, coping, death, emotional, family, Farewell, final words, Goodbye, Grief, healing, HEARTBREAK, last moments, Loss, love, Memories, regret, relationships, Remembrance, RIP, smp, Support

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you dying of laughter? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, even the mobs can’t stop laughing! Join us for epic build battles, crazy pranks, and unforgettable moments. Who needs therapy when you have our server to lift your spirits? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so fun, even the ghosts of players past can’t resist coming back for one more laugh! Join now and prepare to die… of laughter!

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CraftyCaffeineBoost

alertness, balance, Breakfast, caffeine boost, coffee, CraftyCaffeineBoost, energy drinks, Exercise, Focus, healthy alternatives, hydration, Lifestyle, long-lasting energy, Matcha, morning routine, natural energy, nutrition, productivity, Sleep, tea, wellness

Looking for a wild ride in the virtual world of Minecraft? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more energy than a creeper on a sugar rush, so say goodbye to boring energy drinks and hello to non-stop fun and excitement.

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a roller coaster made entirely of TNT. Need a caffeine boost to keep up with the chaos? No problem! Our server is powered by a secret potion that will have you bouncing off the walls in no time.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic journey!

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UkrainianLandGrab Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, UkrainianLandGrab

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the ukrainian forces are dominating like never before! we have captured more land than russia has in ukraine in just one week! it’s like a virtual war zone but with creepers and zombies instead of tanks and soldiers. join us for the ultimate battle for supremacy and see if you can conquer as much land as the ukrainians! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to fight for victory!

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HostageCraft: Hamas Edition

breaking news, Conflict, Edition, extremist group, Hamas, Hostage, hostage crisis, hostage negotiation, hostage release, hostage rescue, hostage situation, HostageCraft, international news, kills, MIDDLE EAST, News, spokesman, terror group, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, Wounds

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s lit af! We got creepers blowin’ up left n right, zombies chasin’ ya everywhere, and skeletons shootin’ arrows like they’re in the Olympics! But wait, there’s more – our admin team is like the Avengers, always savin’ the day and makin’ sure everyone has a blast!

And get this, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot – diamonds, emeralds, you name it! But be careful, there’s a rumor goin’ around that a creeper army is guardin’ it, so you better bring your A-game!

Oh, and did I mention we have a pet dragon that flies around the server breathin’ fire on anyone who tries to mess with us? Yeah, we’re basically the badasses of Minecraft.

So come join us, if you dare. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turnin’ back. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s what makes it so freakin’ awesome!

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BurpCraftFartLand

Behavior, bodily functions, BurpCraftFartLand, burps, code-switching, Communication, Cultural differences, cultural norms, Diversity, Etiquette, farts, funny habits, humor, Language, linguistic diversity, Manners, social behavior, social customs, Social Interaction, social norms, taboo

JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT A BUNCH OF FOLKS WHO CODE-SWITCH THEIR BURPS AND FARTS. YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. IMAGINE WALKING AROUND AND HEARING SOMEONE BURP IN JAVA AND FART IN PYTHON. IT’S A WILD RIDE, FOLKS. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH LLAMAS WHO CAN DO THE MACARENA. WHY WOULD YOU WANNA MISS OUT ON THAT? COME JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT FUN AND UNLEASH YOUR INNER BURPING FARTING CODER.

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RatPoisonRave

Anticoagulant rodenticide, Attention, Biodiversity, carnivore declines, conservation, contamination, ecological balance, ecosystem, Endangered species, environmental impact, food chains, Global, human health, Poisoning, PREDATORS, rat poison, RatPoisonRave, research, study, toxic chemicals, wildlife

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got rats on steroids runnin around like they own the place. these rats be eatin some next level rat poison, makin em super strong and ready to take on any player who dares to enter their territory. but don’t worry, we got some epic predators on the server too, all hyped up on that rat poison and ready to take down those beefed up rodents. it’s a battle royale like you’ve never seen before, with carnivores and rats dukin it out for supremacy. so come join the madness and see if you got what it takes to survive in this wild world of ARs and predators!

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Vanilla Teams

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, PvP Crystal PvP Team Points Leaderboard KOTH Optimized Crystals Economy Shop Auto Maxed Villagers Java Edition Server Events Friends Top Minecraft Survival PvPvE Crystals Villagers Events Leaderboard, Raiding, Vanilla

Vanilla Teams is a 1.20+ Java Edition Minecraft Server. The server primarily focuses on Team Based Crystal PvP while incorporating small PvE elements. Fight with your friends to win events like KOTH to win Team Points and get to the Top of the Leaderboard! We feature; – Optimized Crystals – Economy Shop – Auto Maxed Villagers We look forward to seeing you on! – vanillateams.net

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ThunderBlocks: Where Minecraft is for grown-ups, bedrock and Java unite in chaos!

#youtube, Active, Adventure, bedrock, Chaos, Community, Contribute, Discord, Events, Exploration, Friendly, Game Nights, GrownUps, Ice Highway, java, Minecraft, movie screenings, Nether, RPG, Semi Vanilla, Skills, Stats, Survival, ThunderBlocks, travel, unite
Thunderblocks Minecraft Server

Welcome to Thunderblocks Minecraft Server!

Overview

Minecraft Version 1.21

Supported Editions Java & Bedrock

What We Offer:
Who We Are:

Thunderblocks is a community of active players, 18+ and inclusive.

How to Join:

If you’re interested, apply at Thunderblocks.net/apply.

Why Thunderblocks?
FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join Thunderblocks, apply on our website and await acceptance.

What versions of Minecraft do you support?

We support both Java and Bedrock editions of Minecraft.

Is there an age requirement to join?

Yes, our community is 18+.

What kind of events do you host?

We host game nights, movie screenings, and YouTube watch parties.

Can I contribute to the server’s development?

Absolutely! We welcome contributions from our players.

How can I contact the staff if I have a question?

Join our Discord server once you’ve been accepted to communicate with staff.
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YankeeCraft Minecraft Server

A9/A10 rockets, Bismarckfeste., Conrad Haas, Death of Tyr, Diebner’s nukes, germania, Germanium-Thorium-pentoxide, germany, Ho229 stealth bombers, Mars landing, mass immigration, Maus tanks, Minecraft, olympic games, Sänger Raumshuttle Type IV, Sarin gas, Server, Sigmund Jähn, Theodorichshafen, Usa, vacuum bombs, Veit Harlan, Volkshalle, YankeeCraft, Zippermayr

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a dystopian Germany controlled by the USA, where mass immigration is causing chaos and destruction. But fear not, because we have Maus tanks, stealth bombers, and vacuum bombs to keep things interesting.

Forget about building houses and farming crops, here you’ll be battling it out with nukes, rockets, and gas attacks on the eastern front. And if that’s not enough, we even have live broadcasts of astronauts landing on Mars and fencing tournaments at Theodorichshafen. Who needs boring old Olympic games when you can witness all this craziness?

So hop on board the Sänger Raumshuttle Type IV “Conrad Haas” and join us in Germania’s Volkshalle for the adventure of a lifetime. Don’t miss out on the action, because things are about to get wild on our insane Minecraft server!

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Minecraft Version	1.21
Supported Editions	Java & Bedrock

Welcome to Thunderblocks Minecraft Server!

Overview

What We Offer:

Who We Are:

How to Join:

Why Thunderblocks?

FAQ

How do I join the server?

What versions of Minecraft do you support?

Is there an age requirement to join?

What kind of events do you host?

Can I contribute to the server’s development?

How can I contact the staff if I have a question?