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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 4140 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 19 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Reasons to join: – We have middle-aged women who will crash in your dorm room without asking, just like OP’s mom and aunt! – Avoid awkward sleeping arrangements by offering to pay for a hotel room, only to have it rejected in favor of sleeping in the car. – Experience the thrill of late-night arguments and shouting matches in the hallway, just like OP’s mom and aunt provided. – Enjoy the luxury of sleeping in your car because your mom and aunt took over your dorm room. Who needs a bed anyway?
Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience! And remember, no need to thank us for the entertainment – it’s all part of the package.