Jason Bere MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Dave Stieb’s Minecraft SMP Stats – 1993 Chicago White Creeper

smp, Jason Bere, White, veteran player, baseball

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few explosions (we can’t promise anything, but it’s a possibility)!

Imagine a world where Dave Stieb is not only a legendary baseball player, but also a master builder in Minecraft. Picture him leading a team of misfit players from the 1993 Chicago White Sox on a quest to conquer the virtual realm. Who needs Jack McDowell when you have Dave Stieb wielding a diamond sword?

And just when you thought things couldn’t get any crazier, imagine the 1993 Kansas City Royals calling up Stieb to join their ranks. Will he dominate on the battlefield as he did on the baseball field? Will he build the most epic castle the server has ever seen? The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP where anything can happen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a zombie version of Rod Bolton roaming the land. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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AntiVaxxers Ruin MMR Vax率

health, preventative healthcare., ruin, COVID-19 vaccine, public health

so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, if u don’t, ur kids gonna be like, 25% less likely to get vaccinated against measles, mumps, and rubella. like, that’s some serious stuff man. u don’t want ur kids walkin’ around with all them diseases, do ya? so join this server and keep ur fam safe from all them nasty germs. plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret treasure hunt where u can win a real life llama. yea, u heard me right, a real life llama. so come on, join the fun and save ur kids from the plague of not getting vaccinated.

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💎Doomworld💎 Unique anarchy 1.16.5 server minecraft

1.16.5, Server, Unique, Anarchy, Doomworld

server “Doomworld Unique Anarchy 1.16.5” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.doomworld.fun

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Aurora Heights SMP

long term, Explore, BUILD, Redstone, Contraptions

Server Overview

Server Name	Aurora Heights
Launch Date	February 8th
Community Discord	https://discord.gg/5aCDHkW9

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of server is Aurora Heights?	Aurora Heights is a long-term survival server with quality-of-life datapacks and mods.
When does the server launch?	The server launches on February 8th, be there from day one!
What kind of players are you looking for?	We are looking for mature players who want to settle in, build, explore, and be part of a growing community.
How can I join the community?	You can join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/5aCDHkW9

Eternal Pixel Realm 1.20.6

Worthless, derogatory term, 1.20.6, self-acceptance, self-identity

Join this Minecraft server if you want to unleash your inner faggotry in a world of blocks and pixels!

We have so many useless losers just like you who are ready to build, mine, and craft their way to being even more worthless!

Come on, what are you waiting for? Embrace your worthlessness and join us today!

We promise you’ll fit right in with all the other pathetic losers on this server.

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YellCraft Minecraft Server

Resentment, relationship struggles, family drama, personal boundaries, lending money

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to escape the never-ending cycle of family manipulation and drama.

On our server, you won’t have to deal with cousins stealing from your wallet or faking terminal illnesses to get out of school. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring new worlds, and battling mobs with your friends.

Plus, our server has a strict no borrowing money policy, so you won’t have to worry about lending thousands of virtual dollars to ungrateful relatives who never pay you back. And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into helping them, just block them and move on with your virtual life.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs real life when you can have an epic virtual adventure with us?

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DoubleBarrelDude

surname, identity crisis, double barrel name, Identity, last name

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your future double barrel name? Look no further! Join our server and experience the craziest adventures this side of the block world.

Imagine a world where taking a double barrel name is not only accepted but encouraged! Our server is all about embracing your unique identity, whether it’s with a double barrel name or a diamond sword named after your pet chicken.

But beware, not everyone is on board with the double barrel name trend. Just like in real life, there are players who will try to convince you that a double barrel name is “insulting” or “emasculating.” But fear not, on our server, you can stand tall (or as tall as a blocky character can) and proudly rock your double barrel name like the boss you are.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your double barrel name flag fly high! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a fellow player who shares your love for both their family name and their Minecraft skills. It’s a match made in blocky heaven!

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USProtestWatch Minecraft SMP

mainstream media, protest coverage, smp, political dissent, USProtestWatch

OMG guys, you need to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF. We got llamas riding pigs, flying squids, and even a secret underground base full of diamond blocks. And get this, the server owner is actually a wizard who can turn creepers into kittens with just a flick of his wand.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their army of iron golems. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples somewhere in the Nether.

So if you want to join in on the madness, come on over and join us. Just be prepared for the chaos and mayhem that awaits you. And remember, always watch out for those sneaky Endermen who like to steal your blocks when you’re not looking. It’s a wild ride, but it’s totally worth it. See you in the game, fellow gamers!

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PlyCrafters United

bathroom essentials shopping, toilet paper brands, toilet paper debate, household supplies, United

Are you tired of living in a world where people settle for single ply toilet paper? Then join our Minecraft server where we only use the softest, fluffiest toilet paper in the land! Our server is a magical place where unicorns roam freely and rainbows shoot out of creepers when you defeat them. Plus, all players receive a diamond toilet paper roll upon joining because we believe in living a life of luxury, even in the virtual world. So come join us and say goodbye to single ply toilet paper forever!

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VeggieCraft: No More Meat!

health benefits, meat substitutes, weight loss, vegetarian diet, heart health

so, like, u know how u wanna be all healthy and stuff but u also wanna play minecraft all day? well, dis server is da answer to ur prayers! we got all da plant-based alternatives u need to reduce ur total cholesterol, LDL cholesterol, and even lose some weight while u build ur epic minecraft creations! join us and become the healthiest minecraft player ever! plus, we got a secret potion dat makes u run faster than a speeding bullet in da game! u won’t find dat anywhere else, trust me. so come on, join us and let’s get fit and build some crazy stuff together!

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