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Why the Do They Keep Doing This??? Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5324
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8652	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Farms Harvested:	376
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that make you want to scream, “Why the do they keep doing this???” Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers at your enemies. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so epic, even the pigs have superpowers!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house out of giant marshmallows and live in a world made entirely of candy? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen the Ender Dragon bust a move like this before!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Who the fuck is this for, you ask? It’s for anyone who’s ready to have a blast and laugh until their sides hurt. See you in the game!

Dildo in My Mouth Minecraft SMP

dildo, Minecraft, Mouth, smp

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7559
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We may not have girlfriend’s dildos lying around, but we do have some crazy shenanigans waiting for you. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while dodging flying dildos (just kidding… or are we?). Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together! Just be sure to keep your mouth dildo-free… or not, we won’t judge!

Balhorn

Adventure, building, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, OneBlock, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8289
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	25	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Villages Defended:	17	Holy Grails Found:	1

First 50 people that joins get a free MVP RANK! Freshly started server, come and get your free RANK!

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Saturday Night Minecraft Server

episode, episode numbers, family, Family Reunion, Friends, gals, GDP thread, installment, Memories, Minecraft, night, Nostalgia, pic, rare pic, reunion, saturday, SATURDAY NIGHT, Saturday night GDP, Server, Thread, tv show, weekend, weekend GDP

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6610
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Farms Harvested:	861
New Chunks Explored:	663883	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fun than a family reunion with a bunch of gals? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic builds. We’ve got episode numbers hidden throughout the server that you have to find to unlock special rewards – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with creepers! So come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or until you respawn).

Believe Minecraft SMP Lil Nigga

Admiration, adoration, Affection, attachment, believe.., Bond, care, close relationship, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, endearment, Fondness, Liking, Lil, lil nigga, love, Minecraft, nigga, sentiment, smp, strong feelings, tenderness, warmth

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7607
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dimension Hops:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, who we affectionately refer to as “this lil nigga.”

Legend has it that this lil nigga once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. He tamed a herd of wild llamas by serenading them with his beautiful singing voice. And rumor has it that he once built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks just because he felt like it.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are always up for a good time. So come join us and see for yourself why this lil nigga is truly a legend in the world of Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Poisonous Prisons

Cross-Play, Minecraft Prisons Server IP Address Prison Falixsrv Unique Gaming Network Online Multiplayer Community PVP Survival Adventure Economy Creative Minigames Bukkit Mods, Prison

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3121
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Mines Excavated:	1586	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Poisonous Prisons is a Minecraft Prisons server unlike any other server out there! Join with the IP Address below! poisonousprisons.falixsrv.me

poisonousprisons.falixsrv.me:19132

CyberCraftLK MC Network

ArcTic Solutions, CyberCraftLK, Hosting Service, MC Network, Minecraft, Public, Sri Lanka, Survival, survival server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8635
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6182

Sri Lankan Public Minecraft Survival Server is Hosted By ArcTic Solutions (Sri Lankan Hosting Service)

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Blocky Rainbow Minecraft Server

blocky, cyber discrimination, cyberbullying, discrimination, equality, harmful behavior, harmful comments, harmful language, Hate Speech, Homophobia, Inclusivity, intolerance, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, marginalized groups, Minecraft, Online Community, online harassment, online safety, prejudice, RAINBOW, Server, social media

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2050
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Crops Grown:	2982
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Emeralds Found:	324
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4

Tired of getting griefed by homophobic players on other servers? Look no further! Our server is a rainbow paradise where everyone is welcome, no matter who they love or how they identify. Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and glitter explosions! Build your dream castle with a moat filled with rainbow-colored lava, or ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. Don’t miss out on the fabulous fun – join us now and leave the haters behind!

Certified Retard Minecraft SMP – Rachel Zegler Edition

apology tour, attention seeker, attention seeking, celebrity drama, CERTIFIED, controversy, Disney, Edition, FEMINIST, film promotion, FREE PALESTINE, Kimmel, liberal, Minecraft, narcissism, narcissist, normal person, Rachel, Rachel Zegler, RAGING, retard, rhetoric, smp, social media, Zegler

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4501
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	60
Falling into the Void:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	40

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the crazies out there! Join us if you want to experience wild adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

We have a strict “no normal person allowed” policy, so if you’re a certified retard like Rachel Zegler or a raging narcissist who can’t live without attention, this is the place for you! Our server is like a never-ending apology tour where Disney sends you on a mission to tone down your feminist liberal rhetoric, but you just can’t help but stir up drama by posting “free Palestine” while promoting your latest build.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughs, and maybe even a little bit of sanity (but probably not). Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our Minecraft SMP!

What is the IP for Soup Minecraft Server?

comedy, funny, Funny Moments, gameplay, Minecraft, Server, sniping soup, Soup

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9495
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Buildings Constructed:	47
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Soup is a popular dish made by combining various ingredients such as vegetables, meats, and broth. It is often served hot and can be enjoyed as a starter or main course. Soup is known for its comforting and nourishing qualities, making it a staple in many cuisines around the world.