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InsultCraft SMP: CleanRoasts

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2170
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Chimeras Created:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We have like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and stuff. And the best part is, our leader is a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot. He’s like, the wisest chicken you’ll ever meet, I swear.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of lava, because why not? And our PvP arena is actually a giant pineapple for some reason. Don’t ask me why, just come join and see for yourself.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally random Minecraft SMP ever, then come join us now! Sir Clucksalot is waiting for you, my dudes.

BlockyFlirts

awkward dating moments, awkward flirting, awkward pick up lines, bad flirting, bad pick up lines, BlockyFlirts, cheesy flirting, cheesy pick up lines, cringeworthy dating lines, cringeworthy flirting, cringeworthy pick up lines, dating fails, embarrassing flirting, embarrassing pick up lines, pick up lines, pickup lines that don’t work, terrible flirting, terrible pick up lines, worst dating experiences, worst flirting attempts, worst pick up line

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3801
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Towns Built:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like a creeper explosion! Join our Minecraft server and experience pick-up lines so bad, they’ll make you want to mine straight down to bedrock just to escape them! But don’t worry, our server is also filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will make you laugh so hard, you’ll accidentally punch a sheep. So come join us and see why our server is the only place where getting hit on with bad pick-up lines is actually a good thing!

RussianBoomCrew

arrest, bomb plot, criminal activity, crowded area, detained, explosive device, extremism, illegal, investigation, law enforcement, Planning, Public Safety, Russian citizens, RussianBoomCrew, SECURITY, suspicion, teenagers, Terrorism, terrorism prevention, threat, Yekaterinburg

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3396
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mines Excavated:	3343	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server so lit that even Russian teens are trying to blow it up! 😂 Join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this wild server. Plus, you’ll have a chance to meet some interesting characters along the way, like those Russian teens who clearly couldn’t handle our epicness. Don’t miss out on all the chaos and craziness, join now and see what all the hype is about! 💣🔥 #MinecraftMadness #RussianTeensApproved

Block Pathway to Forgetfulness

alzheimer’s, BLOCK, Blocking, Brain, Breakthrough, cognitive decline, Disease, forgetfulness, health, Medical, Memory Loss, Mice, neurodegenerative, Neurological, Pathway, Progression, research, Reverses, Science, study, Symptoms, Treatment

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7016
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

OMG u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, we got a study that reveals key alzheimers pathway and blocking it reverses symptoms in mice! like, who knew mice could play minecraft, right? but seriously, if it works for them, imagine what it could do for u! come join us and reverse ur brain damage while building epic castles and battling creepers. it’s gonna be lit, fam! #blockalzheimers #minecraftcuresall

FrontierSMP

armor, Biomes, Bosses, Challenges, Custom Items, Farming, FrontierSMP, Loot, Mining, rail network, Shop, smp, Structures, Tools, weapons

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3808
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled (Port)	19132
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1-1.21.3 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description:

FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with the main focus of being a community driven server. Our main goal is to make it so that players have a challenge similar to vanilla Minecraft with multiple challenging factors, but also build around a community. You will find that teleporting is a luxury on Frontier along with varying difficulty throughout the world. Mobs are tougher than normal the further you go and there are bosses waiting around every corner. All 3 worlds have custom terrain with loot per player to promote exploration for all. Spawn can also be built on by anyone to drive traffic to a shop, rail network, or whatever your heart desires. At the end of it all, we aim to make a satisfying server that will last for years to come.

Main Features:

Custom Terrain: All three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures. All structures have per player loot so you can join whenever and not miss out on exploring!
Towny: A key focal point to the server, our gameplay is focused on promoting and enhancing the Towny experience as much as possible.
Economy: We have put a lot of work and effort to balance the economy. You won’t be seeing crazy numbers here in the balance top.
Custom Items: We have set up our own loot system complete with fully textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for you to collect.
PyroFishing & Farming: Everyone’s favorite plugins with Mining being added soon. We have also textured and balanced everything to the server!
No Pay To Win: We don’t promote that stuff and neither should you.

FAQ

1. Can I join the server from any Minecraft version?

Yes, we support the latest Minecraft version, so you can join with the most up-to-date version.

2. Are there any specific rules on FrontierSMP?

Yes, we have server rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules can be found on our Discord or Wiki.

3. Is PvP enabled on the server?

PvP is enabled in certain areas of the server, but we also have safe zones where players can build and explore without the risk of PvP.

4. How can I get involved in the community on FrontierSMP?

You can join our Discord server to connect with other players, participate in events, and stay up to date on server news and updates.

5. Are there any plans for future updates to the server?

Yes, we are constantly working on new features and updates to improve the server. We welcome player feedback and suggestions for future updates.

Shilling Chinese Market 1.20.5

1.20.5, advertising, brand image, business ethics, Chinese, Chinese market, consumer behavior, cultural sensitivity, EMBARRASSING, global economy, international business, market, market analysis, market competition, market penetration, market research, market segmentation, market strategy, Marketing, Promotion, public relations, shilling

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3483
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	141	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dimension Hops:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Love Letters Sent:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

OMG u gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a crazy Chinese market but in pixel form! 🤪🎉

You’ll be dodging flying dumplings and battling evil pandas while building your own epic pixelated empire! 🐼🏰

The shilling is so embarrassing, it’s like watching a llama try to breakdance in a tutu! 🦙💃

Join now for a hilarious adventure that will make you question reality and maybe even learn a thing or two about the mysterious ways of the Chinese market! 🤯🇨🇳

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3196
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Endless Night Skies:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2897
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	478
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Alien Abductions:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7000
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!