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Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 7816 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 182 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 |
But wait, there’s more! Not only will your sex drive be off the charts, but like, your muscles will be so ripped from all the mining and building and stuff. So like, if you wanna impress all the other players with your sick gains, you gotta join this server ASAP. Plus, there’s like, secret potions and stuff that will make you even stronger and faster and like, invincible or something. It’s like, totally legit.
So yeah, if you wanna be a total boss in Minecraft AND in the bedroom, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the creepers, they’re like, the ultimate cockblockers. LOL.