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DepressCraft: A Dementia-Free Zone

aging, brain health, cognitive decline, correlation, dementia, DementiaFree, DepressCraft, depression, health outcomes, long-term effects, long-term study, Medical research, mental health, mental health disorders, mental health research., mental illness, Mental well-being, neurological disorders, Psychology, research, risk factors, statistics, Zone

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3735
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5792
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Zombie Dances:	4

so like, u know how minecraft is like ur escape from reality, right? well, this server is like ur escape from ur escape! join us and u will enter a world where depression is ur superpower!

u heard that right, folks! research has shown that if u start off depressed, u have a 74% higher chance of developing dementia! but on our server, that’s a good thing! forget building houses and mining for diamonds, here u will be mining for memories and building a fortress of forgetfulness!

imagine a world where u can’t remember where u put ur pickaxe or what u were doing 5 minutes ago. that’s the kind of fun u can expect on our server! join us now and lose ur mind in the best way possible!

Procrastinatwoflation – where we never get around to fighting on our plain old server

1.21, Dedicated, Discord, discord server, Discordsrv, Essentials, Fighting, Ip:, java, Link, Machine, Mill, Minecraft, ngrok, Plain, Player Base, Procrastinatwoflation, PvP, RAM, RUN, Server, Spigot, Vanilla

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4339
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Spigot with Essentials and DiscordSRV
RAM	16GB dedicated
Minecraft Version	1.21 (Java)

Join us and come procrastinate!

Ip: 5.tcp.eu.ngrok.io:11172

Discord: https://discord.gg/3TmSHxJJBE

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server always running?	Yes, the server runs on a 16GB RAM dedicated machine.
What plugins are installed?	Essentials and DiscordSRV are installed on the server.
How can I join the server?	Use the IP address provided: 5.tcp.eu.ngrok.io:11172
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/3TmSHxJJBE

BigTittyFauna Minecraft Server

BigTittyFauna, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9229
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Votes:	8226
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Secret Passages Found:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the animals have tiny, disappointing chests? Look no further, because on our server, Fauna has been blessed with some seriously voluptuous assets! Join us for a wild adventure where you can marvel at the incredible cleavage of cows, pigs, and even chickens! Who knew pixelated animals could be so sexy? Don’t miss out on this udderly ridiculous experience – come join us now!

DeafCraft SMP: No Sound, All Fun

accessibility, american sign language, ASL interpreter, assistive technology, cochlear implants, Communication, deaf, Deaf community, deaf culture, deaf education, DeafCraft, deafness, disability, Fun, hard of hearing, hearing impairment, hearing loss, inclusive communication, lip reading, nonverbal, sign language, smp, Sound, speech therapy

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2953
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Potions Brewed:	176	Ores Mined:	7923
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly, diamonds grew on trees, and creepers were actually friendly and gave out hugs instead of exploding. It was a land of pure chaos and hilarity, where anything was possible and nothing was off limits.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken, battle against an army of evil bunnies, and participate in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon. Plus, our community is filled with the wackiest and most entertaining players you’ll ever meet, so you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most outrageous and laughter-filled adventure of your life!

EarringEnvy Minecraft Server

childhood earrings, childhood memories, Communication Issues, EarringEnvy, emotional attachment, family drama, family dynamics, family heirlooms, family traditions, generational gifts, gift giving, jewelry, Minecraft, misunderstanding, mother-daughter relationship, personal belongings, sentimental value, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sisterly bond, sisterly love.

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7148
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	453	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of your siblings stealing your childhood treasures? Join our Minecraft server and build your own virtual world where no one can take your precious items without your permission! Just like those gold earrings that were meant for you but ended up in the wrong hands, on our server, you are the master of your own destiny.

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into giving up what’s rightfully yours – whether it’s diamonds, emeralds, or enchanted gear. Stand your ground and show your siblings who’s boss in the ultimate battle for virtual supremacy. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement and adventure in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join now and let the games begin!

MineCraZyBash

Airbnb, bachelorette party, BANKRUPTCY, budgeting, California, credit cards, Disneyland, evicted, expensive, Family Events, financial responsibility, loan repayment, loans, maid of honor, MineCraZyBash, pre wedding, repossessed vehicles, savings, vacation, Wedding, wedding expenses

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1700
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	170
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old weddings? Want to experience the ultimate Minecraft server wedding extravaganza? Join our server for the most epic virtual wedding experience ever!

Picture this: you and your Minecraft friends are all dressed up in your best pixelated attire, ready to witness the union of two blocky lovebirds. The bride and groom are decked out in diamond armor, exchanging vows in front of a crowd of creepers and zombies. It’s a wedding like no other, complete with fireworks and a cake made entirely of obsidian.

But that’s not all! After the ceremony, get ready for the wildest bachelorette party in Minecraft history. We’re talking three days in a virtual Disneyland, with an AirBnB made entirely of emerald blocks. Ride virtual roller coasters, explore pixelated castles, and party like it’s 1999 (or 2009, since that’s when Minecraft was released).

Don’t worry about the cost – just take out a virtual credit card and let the fun begin! Who needs real money when you can have a bachelorette party in the world of Minecraft? Join our server now and get ready for the wedding of a lifetime!

HezbollahCraft – Strike and Build!

Attack, Beirut, Beirut bombing, BUILD, Commander, Conflict, Defense, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezbollahCraft, international relations, Israel, Israeli defense forces, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle Eastern politics, Military, Politics, SECURITY, strike, Terrorism, War

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7217
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7757	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Enchantments Applied:	237
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

haha oopsie, wrong target! come join our minecraft server instead, we promise not to bomb you like israel did to beirut. we have epic battles and crazy adventures waiting for you. also, our admin is a ninja who can do backflips while building a castle. join now or risk getting bombed by mistake!

DolphinLOLZMC

amusement, Animals, Aquatic, Communication, DolphinLOLZMC, dolphins, Human Behavior, humor, intelligence, Intelligent, LAUGH, Laughter, Mammals, marine life, Observation, Perception, playful, sea creatures, swim, Underwater

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	747
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Votes:	2036
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

so, like, if you wanna swim like a dolphin but suck at it, come join our server! we got dolphins that will teach you how to swim like a pro, no joke! they’ll even give you tips on how to do flips and stuff, it’s crazy! plus, our underwater city is lit af, you gotta see it to believe it. and don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hunts we have, it’s like a real-life pirate adventure but in minecraft. so, yeah, join our server and swim with the dolphins, yo!

AbortCraft: Supreme Court Edition

AbortCraft, abortion, abortion access, abortion laws, Court, Edition, federal protections, gender equality, healthcare access, illegal abortion, international study, maternal health, medical assistance, pro-choice, reproductive healthcare, reproductive justice, reproductive rights, SUPREME, SUPREME COURT, unsafe abortion, US, women’s autonomy, Women’s Health, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8387
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Emeralds Found:	4097	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the women be building epic abortion clinics without medical assistance like pros! we got the craziest builds and the wildest adventures, you won’t find this kind of chaos anywhere else! join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe that can mine through the Supreme Court’s decisions like butter! let’s goooooooo!

Pebbles’ quest for the perfect Minecraft server begins!

Aether, Begins.., Community, Create, drug making, Evolving, Experience, free, Friends, gameplay, Hardware, Immersive aircraft, Minecraft, Mods, Origin, pebbles, perfect, Quest, ryzen, Server, smp, Suggestions, Trains, wine creation

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9801
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	223	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Server Version	1.19.2 Forge, JAVA!
Server Type	Origins Centered Vanilla-ish SMP
Discord Invite	https://discord.gg/mqqrGTUnAR

Overview:

An open and inclusive Minecraft server where everyone is welcome. No paid aspects, multiple mods to cater to different interests, constantly evolving with community suggestions, and dedicated server hardware for a good player experience.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server free to play?	Yes, the server is completely free to play and will never have paid aspects.
What mods are available on the server?	Some of the biggest mods include “Aether”, “Immersive aircraft”, “Create”, “Lets do vinery (Wine creation)”, Trains, and drug making.
How can I suggest a new mod or origin?	You can send your suggestions over and they may be added to the server. The server is constantly evolving based on community feedback.
What is the server hardware like?	Ryzen 9 5900x 4.8ghz (4 dedicated cores), 16gb DDR4 Ram, 128gb SSD to ensure a good player experience.
Can I join the server from anywhere in the world?	Yes, everyone is welcome to join regardless of their location.