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BriggsIsWinningMinecraftSMP

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1462
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Star Shards Collected:	95	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Are you tired of being stuck on a server where Briggs is always winning? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because on our server, Briggs is actually a potato who can’t even figure out how to craft a wooden pickaxe! Join us for a chance to overthrow the potato tyrant and become the true ruler of the land.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. Rumor has it they can build fully functioning roller coasters in under an hour. Join us and learn the ways of the llama engineers, or risk being banished to the land of boring builds and basic redstone contraptions.

And if all that wasn’t enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server? Join us and find out!

Target Practice Minecraft Server

>0 shots on target, Analysis, criticism, football, goal-scoring, match statistics, Minecraft, player performance, Practice, Server, Soccer, sports, sports analysis, sports commentary, Sports Culture, sports debate, sports discussion, sports fans, sports journalism, sports media, sports opinion, Target, team performance, what’s wrong with this shithole

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2110
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Void Armor Forged:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Potions Brewed:	101	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Are you tired of missing every shot in Minecraft and feeling like a total noob? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We guarantee 0 shots on target, so you can finally feel like a pro without even trying. Join us and experience the thrill of never hitting your mark!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy that even the mobs have given up on attacking you. That’s right, they’ll just stand there and watch as you conquer the world with ease. It’s like having your own personal cheering squad of zombies and creepers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base where all the rarest items in the game are hidden. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing. So come join us and uncover the mysteries of our insane Minecraft server!

LockCraft Minecraft Server

bedroom door, Boundaries, college student, Communication, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, INDEPENDENCE, Lock, LockCraft, Minecraft, night owl, Parent-child relationship, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy, privacy concerns, privacy invasion, privacy rights, Respect, respect for others, Server, teenage years

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9271
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where privacy is a luxury and knocking is mandatory! Join us if you’re tired of getting barged in on by your dad multiple times a day – we promise, no one will interrupt your mining adventures without permission!

Our server is equipped with virtual locks and chains to ensure that you can build, craft, and explore in peace. Say goodbye to unexpected visits and hello to a world where knocking is a sign of respect.

And don’t worry about emergencies – our locks are as sturdy as diamond armor, but still easy to remove if needed. Plus, we have a team of virtual EMTs ready to assist in any unlikely medical situations.

So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and join us on this epic Minecraft journey where privacy is the ultimate treasure. Because in our world, the only thing breaking in is the sound of creepers exploding!

ShopSkipperCraft

#impatience, barista, Breakfast, children, coffee shop, Compliment, Confrontation, customer service, EMBARRASSMENT, fancy hotel, interruption, line etiquette, misunderstanding, Order, out of my element, patience, resolution, ShopSkipperCraft, SNACKS, special needs, Waiting

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1943
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Crops Grown:	5437	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
New Chunks Explored:	364720	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate fancy hotel adventure! Just like the one in the story, you’ll encounter drama, unexpected twists, and even a talented employee who saves the day.

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where ordering breakfast turns into a battle of wits and patience. Who will come out on top in this epic showdown at the coffee shop/store? Will you be the one to stand up for justice and order your cinn rolls, kolache, and bagel with cream cheese like a boss?

Don’t miss out on the chance to create your own outrageous stories and unforgettable moments on our server. Join now and let the madness begin!

Apartment Eavesdrop Minecraft Server

apartment, apartment living, apartment walls, bizarre arguments, crazy neighbors, eavesdrop, eavesdropping, gossiping neighbors, late night disturbances, loud noises, Minecraft, nosy neighbors, nosy roommates, odd conversations, peculiar behaviors, privacy invasion, Server, shocking revelations, strange neighbors, strange sounds, thin walls, unexpected conversations, unusual activities, weird noises

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1035
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Void Armor Forged:	30	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Have you ever heard a chicken clucking in Morse code, trying to communicate with the villagers? Or maybe you caught a glimpse of a creeper doing the cha-cha slide in the corner of your eye? Well, if you want to experience even more absurdity, come join our Minecraft server! We have llamas that moonwalk, pigs that breakdance, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen. Trust us, you won’t hear anything crazier through the walls of your apartment than what goes down on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

MineCraftMysteryAcronyms

abbreviations, acronyms, Common Knowledge, common words, education, etymology, hidden meanings, Language, language history, linguistics, MineCraftMysteryAcronyms, misconceptions, Trivia, vocabulary, word games, word meanings, word mysteries, word origins, word puzzles, word trivia

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9033
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Void Armor Forged:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Farms Harvested:	403	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most acronym-filled server out there! Join us and discover a whole new world of LOL (Lots of Llamas) where you can ROFL (Ride on Flying Llamas) and LMAO (Lava Makes Awesome Orbs)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the mysterious EIEIO (Endermen In Exotic Outfits) who will trade you diamonds for disco balls. And don’t forget about the epic battle between the PIGS (Pigs In Glittery Suits) and the CHICKENS (Crazy Hens In Clown Kilts) that happens every full moon!

So why wait? Join our acronym-filled Minecraft server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

PolishDefenseCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	191
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

lol come join our server, where we make deals like this all the time! we’ll loan u billions for ur air defence systems in exchange for diamonds in minecraft! who needs real money when u can trade in blocks? plus, our server is guarded by a team of elite pandas who will protect u from any creepers trying to blow up ur builds. trust me, u won’t find a more wild and wacky server than this one. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyCoupCrushers

Arrests, cnn, Conspiracy, Corruption, COUP, CraftyCoupCrushers, Crisis, Democracy, eastern europe, Government, intelligence, investigation, law enforcement, national security, Overthrow, Plot, Politics, regime change, SECURITY, thwarted, Ukraine

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9447
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

lololol dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity yo, u gotta join cuz we got unicorns flying around dropping diamonds like confetti at a party. our admin once fought off a dragon with a wooden sword and won cuz he’s a ninja in disguise. also, our players have built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. ukraine ain’t got nothin on us, we be overthrowing governments in our sleep. join now or miss out on all the epicness, bro.

CraftyCallz

3d printed, CraftyCallz, Icon, next generation, phone call, save icon

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1031
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Astral Projections Made:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Buildings Constructed:	40	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, on this server, the phone call icon is gonna be the “you 3D printed the save icon” of the next generation. I know, crazy right? But that’s not all!

When you join, you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the magical land of pixelated wonders. You’ll ride on rainbow-colored pigs, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and even be able to turn yourself into a block of cheese (yes, you heard me right, CHEESE).

But wait, there’s more! If you manage to find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly sea turtle named Terry. And trust me, Terry knows how to party.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most mind-blowing, jaw-dropping, pants-wetting adventure of your life! Don’t miss out, bro, this is gonna be LEGENDARY!

PixelatedSuicidePrevention

anxiety, behavioral predictors, biological predictors, brain health, childhood experiences, contributing factors, depression, emotional health, findings, Grey Matter, mental health, neuroticism, PixelatedSuicidePrevention, Psychological Factors, research, risk factors, scientists, study, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, white blood cells

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8188
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Votes:	5589
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	36
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Yo, join this epic Minecraft server where we have scientists investigating crazy stuff like elevated white blood cells and reduced grey matter in the brain! We got neuroticism and childhood experiences up in here, making it the wildest server in the game! Plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on creepers and zombies – you won’t find that anywhere else! So come on and join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

CoomCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	510
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Endless Night Skies:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Welcome to the most bizarre Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret that changed their life forever. They learned that if they didn’t jerk off, they wouldn’t smell like coom. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is not only a place to build and explore, but it’s also a place of enlightenment and personal hygiene tips. So come join us and avoid the curse of the coom smell!