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ChinaCashOutCraft

capital outflow, China, ChinaCashOutCraft, economic impact, economic indicators, economic policy, economic trends, emerging markets, financial news, foreign exchange, Foreign investors, Global markets, international finance, Investment, investment strategies, market analysis, market volatility, pulled money, record amount, stock market, trade relations

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9511
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Dragon Eggs Found:	6012
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

so, like, this server is the bomb dot com, bro. we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they serve you tea and crumpets while you mine for diamonds.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.

also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.

so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.

BlockyBroDefense

BlockyBroDefense, Covid-19, hormone, hormone therapy, immune response, inflammation, LUNGS, Medical research, mens health, new study, Organs, pandemic, Protective, public health, research, respiratory distress, respiratory system, severe COVID-19, TESTOSTERONE, treatment implications, viral infection

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7150
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Love Letters Sent:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of getting wrecked by Covid-19 in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic server where testosterone is the key to survival! That’s right, pump up those muscles and get ready to fight off those pesky viruses like a boss!

Our totally legit study shows that testosterone is like a shield against Covid-19 in Minecraft. It’s like having a superpower that reduces inflammation in your lungs and other organs. So why wait? Join now and become the ultimate Covid-19 warrior in the Minecraft world!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be protected from Covid-19, but you’ll also have the chance to ride on a magical unicorn and battle evil zombies with a diamond sword! Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventures waiting for you on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the testosterone-fueled madness that is our Minecraft server! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ValkyriePVP

Australian hosted, Beta Testing, Custom Enchants, Discord, Economy, Factions, free beta kits., Monthly Events, No P2W features, Potpvp, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Voting Rewards

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6090
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9922	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Immerse Yourself in Old school Factions, Australian Hosted, 1.8 PVP, Custom enchants with a focus on PotPVP. JOIN THE DISCORD FOR INFORMATION.

BETA TESTING UNTILL AUGUST 31st, Voting Rewards and no P2W Features (everything that you can buy on the store can be purchased ingame), Monthly Events (hosted for 1 week/month), FREE BETA KITS

Valkyriepvp.mc.gg:26008

Hyperfy SMP

balance, Bases, Cross-Play, discord community, Economy, Friends, hang out, Hyperfy, Land Claims, MCMMO, Minecraft, PvP, Server, smp, socializing, Survival, Towny, unwind, Vanilla, vanilla-like

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6759
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Hyperfy SMP is the ideal Minecraft SMP server to meet new friends, build bases, and unwind. This vanilla-like survival server has land claims and McMMO features. It also comes with a very friendly Discord community. Discover the perfect balance of survival and socializing by coming and hanging out on the Hyperfy SMP server!

hyperfy.pufferfish.gg

Chaos SMP: Where every block you touch will probably explode. Not to mention the sheep.

Asia, bedrock, begging, BLOCK, Chaos, Community, Discord, Disrespect, Experience, explode, Fun, gameplay, Hacks, Hosting, Join, mention, multiplayer, Players, Raid, rules, Server, Sheep, smp, Survival, Touch, Toxicity

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	266
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Serenity SMP Overview

Server Type	SMP
Compatible Platforms	Bedrock (Good ping from Asia)

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of server is Serenity SMP?	Serenity SMP is a Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server specifically made for Bedrock players with good ping from Asia.
What are the rules before joining the server?	– No toxicity – No disrespecting others – No hacks – No begging
Is claim command available on the server?	No, claim commands are intentionally not available on Serenity SMP. Players need to be cautious about potential raids.
How can I join the server?	If you are interested in joining Serenity SMP, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.com/invite/5DuJ2hruxw

DungeonMaster Minecraft Server

Adventure, all masks, beaten dungeons, Challenges, collected stray fairy, completionist, dungeonmaster, Dungeons, FAGGOT, final battle, final time loop, Gaming, hug from Cremia, Majora, majora’s mask, Masks, Minecraft, Nintendo, Server, side quests, solving problems, strategy, video games

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5088
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Once you have beaten all four dungeons, collected every stray fairy, and have all the masks, you will enter the ultimate time loop challenge!

Do you skip all three days straight to Majora like a faggot or do you run around solving all the problems you possibly could before the final battle like a real man and get a hug from Cremia before your final battle? The choice is yours, but trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that await you on our server. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

/r9k/RejectsMinecraftSMP

Community, contradictory advice, dating advice, guidance, Help, humor, internet culture, ironic advice, life advice, meme, online forum, personal growth, r9k, r9kRejectsMinecraftSMP, Robots, satire, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Social Interaction, success, Support

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9444
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Animals Bred:	27	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of getting terrible life and dating advice from robots on /r9k/? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we guarantee that doing the exact opposite of what the robots say will lead to actual success!

Imagine the chaos and hilarity that will ensue as you navigate through the world, making decisions that go against everything the robots recommend. Who knows, you might just find yourself thriving in ways you never thought possible.

So come join us and see for yourself why asking robots for help is so last season. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a fun and entertaining way)!

HangryCraft

Argument, brown rice, busy schedule, car accident, Communication, Cooking, exhaustion, favorite dish, Frustration, HangryCraft, homemade meal, inconsiderate, katsu, Katsu sauce, long hours, Miscommunication., partner, Petty, residency, tired, work-life balance

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7590
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Votes:	4538
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Crops Grown:	8796
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where you can create anything your heart desires – from towering castles to underground lairs filled with treasure.

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax. Take a break from the hospital shifts and car accidents, and let your creativity run wild in our pixelated paradise.

Plus, we promise that no one will ever forget to cook your favorite dish here! Our virtual chefs are always ready to whip up a delicious meal for you, no matter what distractions may come their way.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real world behind – because who needs drama when you have endless possibilities at your fingertips?

UnhealthyHabitMC SMP

bad habit, detrimental habits, harmful habits, negative habits, poor habits, self-destructive behavior, self-destructive habits, self-destructive tendencies, self-sabotage, smp, unhealthy addiction, unhealthy behaviors, unhealthy choices, unhealthy coping mechanisms, unhealthy habit, unhealthy habits to break, unhealthy habits to change, unhealthy lifestyle, unhealthy patterns, unhealthy routine, unhealthy vices, UnhealthyHabitMC

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4256
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Divine Spears Created:	30	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Zombie Dances:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Forget about unhealthy habits like staying up too late or eating too much junk food – on our server, the only unhealthy habit you’ll have is laughing too hard at all the ridiculous pranks and antics that go on. From giant chicken armies to secret underground lairs filled with llamas wearing top hats, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even find yourself addicted to the chaos and craziness that awaits you. Let the madness begin!

MineCraftyTunes

mainstream music, MineCraftyTunes, Music (Industry), music artists, music critics, music culture, music debate, music fans, music industry analysis, music industry controversy, music industry critique, music industry debate, music industry discussion, music industry opinions, music industry trends, music opinions, music trends, overrated band, overrated singer, popular music

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9264
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a concert with the most overrated singer and band ever! Join us and experience the thrill of listening to off-key performances and cringeworthy lyrics that will make you question your taste in music. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll have the chance to battle it out in a sing-off competition against a group of tone-deaf zombies. So why wait? Join now and prepare to have your ears assaulted in the best way possible!