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BraphogCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9589
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Villages Defended:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where America is a little mini braphog! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs rule the world and humans are their loyal servants. It’s a wild ride, trust me.

2. We have a giant statue of Abraham Lincoln made entirely out of bacon. Yes, you read that right. Bacon.

3. Our players have the ability to ride on the backs of bald eagles and soar through the skies while shooting fireworks out of their hands. ‘Merica, am I right?

4. The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but cheeseburgers. Collect as many as you can to become the ultimate burger baron.

5. We host weekly events where players compete in hot dog eating contests, apple pie baking competitions, and square dancing showdowns. Yeehaw!

So come join our Minecraft server and experience the craziness that is America as a little mini braphog. Don’t miss out on the fun!

RussianTV Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, collaboration, counterintelligence, Espionage, foreign influence, Government, intelligence, Investigating, investigation, Media, Minecraft, Propaganda, russia, Russian, RussianTV, SECURITY, Server, state television, Surveillance, television industry, U.S, united states, WORKED

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3526
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Farms Harvested:	797

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! our server is so lit, even the u.s. government is investigating it! that’s right, we’re so cool, they think we’re working with russian state television! but don’t worry, it’s just cuz we’re too awesome for them to handle. join us for some epic gameplay and crazy adventures. who knows, maybe you’ll even become a secret agent for a super secret spy agency! so what r u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

RedstoneSpy69

#intelligence agency, ACCUSATION, authoritarian regime, China, Chinese government, decades later, democracy movement, Espionage, Feds, freedom of speech, government corruption, HUMAN RIGHTS, political dissident, political persecution, pro-democracy activist, RedstoneSpy69, state security, Surveillance, tiananmen square, undercover agent, Whistleblower

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3436
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Potions Brewed:	87
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

So, like, this server is like a total blast, man. You gotta join cuz we got this crazy story about a Tiananmen Square pro-democracy activist who was actually a spy for China’s intelligence agency! Like, whoa, talk about a plot twist, am I right?

Join us and uncover the secret spy missions hidden within our pixelated world. Will you be able to uncover the truth and save the day? Or will you be caught up in a web of deception and intrigue? Only one way to find out, dude!

Plus, we have epic builds, awesome mini-games, and a community of players who are just as wild and wacky as you are. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventure begin!

Elak’s World: Where the Economy is as Real as the Tribal Map and Custom Weapons!

Adventure, cleavers, Conquer, Custom, custom discord map, Decisions, DOMINATE, Earn, Economy, Elaks, in-game economy, Katanas, knives, Land System, Legacy, Map, Market system, real, Regions, smp, spend, Survival, Trade, Tribal, Tribes, weapons, world

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1622
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Buildings Constructed:	48
Animals Bred:	67	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Crops Grown:	9328
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5

World of Elak [java 1.20.1]

Features

Survival Gameplay: Build, explore, and survive in a rich and dynamic world.

Land System: Create and manage your own town with friends, or join one and become part of a thriving tribe.

Custom Discord Map: Use our unique map to buy and conquer regions with our in-game economy!

Economy: Trade, earn, and spend with a detailed market system that makes every decision count.

Custom weapons: Equip yourself with unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers and much more!

Tribes: Form or join tribes with at least 2 players and dominate the world together. Invite your friends, build your legacy, and make your mark on the world of Elak!

Join us now and start your adventure! (IP/Server info in our Discord)

Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by getting the IP/Server info on our Discord.
Is there a cost to play on the server?	No, the server is free to play.
Can I create my own town?	Yes, you can create and manage your own town with friends.
Are there any unique weapons in the game?	Yes, there are custom weapons like knives, katanas, and cleavers available.

BoobersCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9351
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3735	Towns Built:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	128
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the holy grail of boobers! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a magical Minecraft server where the pigs could fly and the cows could breakdance. Players roamed the land on giant chickens and battled against evil llamas with laser eyes. The trees were made of candy and the rivers flowed with chocolate milk. It was a place where anything was possible, and the only limit was your imagination.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this elusive bird, you’ll be the richest player in all the land.

So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have holy boobers instead? It’s a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

/cute/ SMP: MineCraftyQueer

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1917
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Alien Abductions:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of all those boring servers where people take themselves too seriously? Well, here you can only play as animals – whether you’re a fluffy kitten, a majestic unicorn, or a mischievous raccoon, the choice is yours! And forget about all those inappropriate builds – only cute and censored images are allowed here. Plus, we have a strict no-pussy policy and we’re proud to be a cutesexual community. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner animal and have a hilarious time with fellow furry friends, join us today!

NurseNotLiarMC

AITAH, apartment complex, Applying, Boundaries, Boyfriend, busy, Communication, Conversation, friendship, Honesty, instagram, Job, Lied, MAKING FRIENDS, Nurse, NurseNotLiarMC, Safety, small talk, Telling a Guy at Tennis, Tennis practice, Truth, work

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5895
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Runes Activated:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Are you tired of your boyfriend getting jealous over innocent small talk at the tennis court? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! On our server, you can be whoever you want to be without worrying about jealous boyfriends or nosy neighbors.

Imagine a world where you can tell people you’re a unicorn nurse who works at a magical hospital in the clouds. No more keeping track of lies or worrying about safety concerns – because let’s be real, the chances of a guy from the tennis court tracking you down in Minecraft are slim to none.

So come join us on our server, where you can be your true unicorn nurse self and leave the drama behind. Plus, we have epic builds, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and leave the real world drama at the door!

NukeCraft: US vs the World

Alliance, Chinese, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Geopolitics, Global, international relations, joint, Military, north korean, Nuclear, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Prepares, Russian, SECURITY, strike, threat, US, world

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8401
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

so like, u know how the world is all like, scary and stuff with all these countries like china, russia, and north korea flexing their nuclear muscles? well, guess what, we got the perfect escape for u – our minecraft server!

on our server, u can build ur own bomb shelter and prepare for the impending doom of a joint nuclear strike. but wait, there’s more! we have special power-ups that can protect u from radiation and mutant zombies that come out of the fallout.

join us now and laugh in the face of danger as u build ur own post-apocalyptic paradise. who needs the real world when u can have all the fun in minecraft? come on, what are u waiting for? the end of the world is nigh, but at least u can go out with a bang on our server!

Ganon’s Creeper Hideout Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5704
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Ganon himself likes to watch all the action unfold! That’s right, the legendary villain from The Legend of Zelda series is a regular spectator on our server, cheering on players as they battle it out in epic PvP matches.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you impress Ganon with your skills, he might even grant you special powers or rewards! Imagine having the King of Evil himself on your side, helping you conquer the world of Minecraft in ways you never thought possible.

So why wait? Join our server today and show Ganon what you’re made of. Who knows, you might just become his new favorite player and earn yourself a place in Minecraft history!

TheCraftyCreeper on a Minecraft SMP Rampage

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9479
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mines Excavated:	1114
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the chaos happens!

Picture this: a birb gets stuck in catering and chaos ensues! The players are tasked with rescuing the birb before it causes too much mayhem in the kitchen. Will they succeed or will the birb take over the server with its culinary skills?

Join our server for a chance to be a hero and save the day from the mischievous birb. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

Sister’sHubbySlip

body image issues, childhood trauma, emotional outburst, family conflict, family dynamics, family tension, homewrecker accusation, Inappropriate Behavior, Jealousy, mental health, misunderstanding, Projection, Self-expression, sibling rivalry, SistersHubbySlip, swimsuit mishap, Therapy, vacation drama

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7107
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama? Look no further than our server, where you can leave all the family feuds behind and focus on building your dream world!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy builds. Our server is so awesome, even your jealous sister and angry husband won’t be able to ruin the fun.

Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own virtual paradise? Come join us and leave the homewrecking accusations at the door. Let’s build a world where tripping over your own feet is the least of your worries!