Ir5070 MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

SuicideCraft: Justice, Guns, Divorce, Foster, Jail

Jail, public health, risk factors, Justice, exposure

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro! We got all the crazy stuff you need to have a blast in Minecraft land. Want to hang out with justice system–involved individuals? We got ’em! Want to see some parental suicide action? We got that too! And don’t even get me started on the accessibility of firearms – it’s like a buffet of weapons up in here!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of divorce in Minecraft form! Witness the drama of foster care! Feel the adrenaline rush of being released from incarceration! And who can forget the excitement of being unemployed in midlife? It’s all here, waiting for you to join the madness.

So come on down to our server and experience the most insane, outrageous, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

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The Bob SMP

Gravestones, Explore, Server, Survival, Friendly staff

The Bob SMP Server

Server Information	Resetting 12/01/25
Description	This is a Survival SMP, based on kingdoms, which you can create or join. It includes mods such as Farming, Furniture, and Gravestones.
Staff	Friendly staff that would love for you to join us!
Get Started	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I create or join kingdoms in this server?	Yes, you can create or join kingdoms in The Bob SMP.
What mods are included in the server?	The server includes mods such as Farming, Furniture, and Gravestones.
Is the staff friendly and welcoming?	Yes, the staff is friendly and would love for you to join the community.

Cinematic Craft 1.20.4

Transgender, Inclusivity, Diversity, representation, Craft

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a movie with trannies – it’s gotta have the right amount to be good! And let me tell you, this server has more trannies than you can even imagine! It’s like a tranny paradise up in here! So if you want a wild and crazy time in Minecraft, this server is where it’s at! Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

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PresentPout Minecraft Server

Presents, culture, parents, Resentment, Preferences

Are you tired of receiving gifts that have nothing to do with your interests on special occasions? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about getting a bracelet maker or nail set kit again! Our server is filled with players who share your love for F1, manga, anime, music, and all sorts of books. Plus, we guarantee that the three wise men will personally deliver your dream mobile phone on January 6th! Don’t be like the OP, join us and never feel invalidated again!

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NoBoyfriendsAllowedMC

Respect, Decision making, Safety, Trust, compromise

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my BFF’s love life? Look no further, because our server is full of drama and surprises just like her ex-BF showing up uninvited! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists, just like the time my BFF’s mom and niece crashed at our house without warning. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll encounter, maybe even a surprise visit from your own ex-BF looking for a place to crash! So come on over and experience the chaos for yourself, because on this server, anything can happen – just like in real life!

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Weekend Warrior Craft

Time management, Craft, life fulfillment, warrior, career satisfaction

Are you tired of adulting and ready to escape to a world where the only responsibility is building epic structures and fighting off creepers? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and say goodbye to the mundane grind of the real world.

On our server, you can become a master builder, a fearless warrior, or even a chicken whisperer if that’s your thing. Need a break from the chaos? Take a stroll through our virtual forests and relax by the pixelated waterfall.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure guarded by a dragon made entirely of diamond blocks. Will you be the one to uncover this legendary loot and become the richest player in all of Minecraftia?

So why waste your weekends binge-watching Netflix when you could be living out your wildest blocky adventures on our server? Join us now and start crafting your own epic tale!

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ScottishMedicMC Server – Warzone Adventures!

warzone, Tragedy, Server, Unrest, Conflict

come join our minecraft server where you can avoid the perils of war like this poor scottish medic did not. build a cozy little house and escape reality for a bit. who needs war when you can have virtual blocks to play with? plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons for all our players. join now before the creepers get you in real life too!

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CraftyTrumpLand

military intervention, American imperialism, foreign policy, diplomatic relations, political rhetoric

come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our leader and he’s planning on taking over greenland and the panama canal! build your own wall to keep out the haters and mine for diamonds to fund the invasion. we have crazy pvp battles and secret underground bases where you can plot world domination. join now before the military takes over and you miss out on all the fun! #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain

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Rolling Zero Infinity

Mathematics, ROLLING, infinite-sided die, theoretical probability, theoretical physics

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the dice are infinite-sided and the possibilities are endless!

roll a number that no human has ever thought of before and watch as the universe collapses in on itself!

but beware, if you roll the same number twice, you will be transported to a parallel universe where cows rule the world and pigs fly.

so come on down to our server and experience the ultimate thrill of defying the laws of probability and logic!

join now and let the chaos begin!

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Single Rare Earth Doping in CaMnO3: Yb3+ Server

high temperature, power generation, single, electrical conductivity, CaMnO3

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it’s like playing in a diamond mine with a bunch of creepers dancing around!

we got rare earth doping in camno3: yb3+ drivin record power factor at 800ºc for thermoelectric applications! i mean, who doesn’t want to enhance electrical properties in camno3-based ceramics with single doping with different elements? it’s like science meets minecraft, but way cooler!

join our server and you’ll be mining diamonds like a pro in no time. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the best loot. and don’t even get me started on the epic battles we have with the ender dragon. it’s like a rave party with dragons and explosions!

so what are you waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most insane minecraft server you’ll ever play on. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those dancing creepers, they’re a real hoot!

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