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The Border Block Party: Where Minecraft meets international diplomacy!

BLOCK, border, border control, border expansion, Canada, cross-border relations, Demographic Shifts, Diplomacy, foreign relations, geopolitical strategy, government policy, immigration, International, international relations, meets, Minecraft, national security, North America, Party, political implications, population absorption, population redistribution, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, territorial expansion, us border

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1577
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Enchantments Applied:	99
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we have taken the concept of border expansion to a whole new level! Imagine a world where the US decides to extend its border 5 miles north and just absorb 90% of Canada’s population – that’s the kind of madness you can expect on our server!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the political implications of this outrageous scenario. Will there be a Canadian resistance movement? Will maple syrup become the new currency? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – it’s going to be a BLAST!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos and hilarity that comes with merging two countries in Minecraft form. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of this new hybrid nation!

OopsCraft: Proceed with Caution

#forum guidelines, #forum posting, #forum rules enforcement, #video game discussions, Caution, community guidelines, confusion, forum etiquette, forum moderation, forum rules, gaming culture, Generals, internet culture, janitor, Moderation, Online Community, online forums, OopsCraft, Posting, proceed, VG, video game community, video games

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6550
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our janitor is actually a wizard in disguise and will grant you three wishes if you join the server. Want a diamond sword? Done. Want to ride a flying pig? Consider it done.

2. Our community is made up of real-life superheroes who fight off creepers and zombies with their bare hands. Join us and become a Minecraft superhero yourself!

3. Rumor has it that there is a secret diamond mine hidden within the server where you can mine unlimited diamonds. But beware, it is guarded by a dragon who only speaks in memes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most hilarious and insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

TallTalesCraft: Where even the blocks dream of being taller!

acceptance, aspirations, blocks, body image, comparison, Disappointment, dream, dreams, growth, height, Insecurity, perspective, Reality, reality check, self esteem, self worth, self-perception, short, societal standards, subhumanity, Tall, taller, TallTalesCraft, Wishful thinking

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	422
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of being only 6’1″ and live your dream of being a towering 6’5″ giant! Join us and experience a world where height is everything and being 2 inches away from “subhumanity” is a thing of the past.

On our server, you can build SKYSCRAPERS that reach the clouds and make all the other players look like tiny ants. Show off your newfound height superiority and assert your dominance over the puny peasants who dare to challenge you.

But that’s not all! Join our server and embark on EPIC QUESTS to find the mystical Height Potion that will grant you the extra inches you desire. Fight off hordes of mobs, solve mind-bending puzzles, and overcome treacherous obstacles to reach your ultimate goal of becoming the tallest player in the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and RISE ABOVE the rest! Embrace your inner giant and let the world know that you are not just 6’1″ – you are a towering 6’5″ LEGEND!

AnonCraft: Server No. 265605099 – Where Even Anonymous Can’t Hide!

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6766
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	13

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving laggy gameplay. Can you defeat the Ender Dragon while your screen freezes every 5 seconds? Only the bravest can conquer this feat!

– We have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

– Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who accidentally blew himself up while trying to prank a player. He now roams the virtual world, seeking revenge on all who dare to mine his precious diamonds. Can you outsmart a ghostly creeper?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Goddesses

Ancient, Blessings, Crafty, Creation, deity, divine feminine, Earth, fertility, Goddess, Goddesses, Harvest, Life, Motherhood, Mythology, Nature, Paganism, power, Pregnancy, Rituals, Sacred, Women, Worship

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4491
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we have ACTUAL goddesses of fertility roaming around! Join us and experience the WILD adventures of trying to keep up with these divine beings as they bless our lands with bountiful crops and baby animals.

But that’s not all! Our goddesses also throw the most INSANE parties in the Minecraft world. Picture this: dancing with the goddesses under a sky filled with GLOWING stars, while sipping on ENDLESS amounts of virtual champagne. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of this CRAZY and UNIQUE experience! Who knows, you might even catch the eye of a fertility goddess and receive her BLESSINGS for your own Minecraft journey.

VisaCraft: Where Creepers Pay in Credit Cards

Cards, Credit, CREEPERS, Pay, VisaCraft, Visajeet

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4461
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Crops Grown:	8729	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Emeralds Found:	5263	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because Visajeet is here to blow your mind!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored diamonds! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that spits out diamonds and a magic wand that turns dirt into gold. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Join Visajeet today and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyTrolls: No Stream, Just Dreams

CraftyTrolls, dreams, no stream, no streamSisters seethe, Stream, streamSisters seethe

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6900
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Potions Brewed:	55
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Are you tired of boring old servers where streamSisters seethe and ruin all the fun? Well, on our server, streamSisters seethe in the most entertaining way possible!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted potato, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a pet llama named Larry who tells the best jokes.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Remember, on our server, streamSisters seethe in style.

Minecraft Madness: 17373 Nintendo Edition

17373, console, Edition, Entertainment, game developers, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, Gaming Enthusiasts, gaming industry, handheld, madness, Mario, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nintendo, pokemon, Retro, Switch, Technology, video games, virtual reality, Zelda

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2530
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Magic Items Found:	3919
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19

Welcome to our 17373 nintendo Minecraft server, where the pixels are as crisp as a freshly opened bag of Doritos! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, creeper dance parties, and secret dungeons guarded by zombie chickens.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden portal that led them to a land filled with giant mushrooms and talking cows. They were so amazed by the wonders they found that they never wanted to leave!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig, duel with a sword-wielding panda, and discover a treasure trove of enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our 17373 nintendo Minecraft server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Crafty Peen Palace

anatomy, body autonomy, Childhood, circumcision, Crafty, cultural norms, emotional impact, Foreskin, foreskin restoration, genitalia, health implications, HUMAN RIGHTS, hygiene, Medical Ethics, medical procedure, Palace, parenting choices, Peen, personal experience, religious beliefs, sexual function, societal expectations, surgery

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8292
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Crops Grown:	6386
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Runes Activated:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Come join our Minecraft server! We promise it will cure any snipping trauma you may have experienced as a child. Our server is filled with magical unicorns that will grant you three wishes upon joining. Want to fly like a bird? Done. Want to swim like a fish? Easy peasy. Want to eat unlimited amounts of cake without gaining weight? You got it!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dance party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper bust a move to some sick beats. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to enter.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world unlike any other. Who needs therapy when you have unicorns, dance parties, and ninja llamas to cure all your childhood snipping woes?

Todo’s Trivia Time Minecraft

answer, Assistance, assistance needed, clarification, clarification needed, completion, efficiency, Help, Minecraft, organization, productivity, query, question.., response, Simple, Support, task, task management, Time, Time management, to-do list, todo, TODOS, Trivia

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	376
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Are you ready to embark on the most EPIC Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and prepare to be amazed by the wonders that await you!

Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. Well, that’s just a typical day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Todo, a wise and all-knowing being who will challenge you with mind-bending riddles and quests. Can you answer this simple question from Todo and unlock the secrets of the universe? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!