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YOLOcraft: One Life Only

Adventure, bros, city life, Coolness, Cultural differences, cultured people, Diversity, Exploration, innawoods, Life, life opportunities, Nature, Not born in the Pacific Northwest, occasional spooks, one chance at life, outdoors, Pacific Northwest, rural living, social experiences, Stereotypes, urban living, yolocraft

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7953
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	178	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Emeralds Found:	1053	Love Letters Sent:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Star Shards Collected:	70	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you only get ONE CHANCE AT LIFE! If you weren’t born in the Pacific Northwest, then you’re in luck, because this server is cooler than a polar bear’s toenails. We’ve got more cultured people than a fancy cheese shop, innawoods adventures that will make you question reality, and occasional spooks that will keep you on your toes (literally, because you’ll be running for your life). So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server this side of the digital universe!

Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, big mom, blocky, cousins, Dragon.., elbaf, imu, Lafitte, loki, Luffy’s mom, Minecraft, one piece, Perospero, Rocks’ crew, schizocrafting theories, Server, Shanks, Vegapunk

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4887
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about crafting? Look no further than our server, where we have the most outrageous schizocrafting theories you’ve ever heard!

Join us and discover the hidden secrets of the Minecraft universe, like how Lafitte from Rocks’ crew faked his death just like the real Lafitte (mind blown, right?). And get ready for the shocking revelation that Imu is actually Luffy’s mom – who saw that coming?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll encounter not one, but TWO Lokis on Elbaf. And don’t even get us started on the crazy family connections, like Shanks and Dragon being long-lost cousins. And guess what? Perospero is actually the secret love child of Big Mom and Vegapunk.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with insane theories and mind-blowing revelations, join our Minecraft server now. Just be prepared for your brain to explode with all the craziness that awaits you. See you there, crafters!

”’IT’S UP!”’ Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Backstage, clip, Entertainment, Heyman, Incident, interview, IT’S UP, knife stabbing, Minecraft, Netflix, Paul Heyman, Shane, shane mcmahon, smp, Story, upload, Video, Vince, Vince McMahon, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3403
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	6

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than Vince McMahon’s backstage drama? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Paul Heyman would be speechless. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a WWE pay-per-view. Who needs Netflix when you can experience the thrill of our server firsthand? Don’t miss out on the action – join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our chaotic world. Remember, in our server, anything can happen – even a Vince/Shane knife stabbing story!

Mom’s KitchenCraft

adulting, age and skills, communication problems, cooking lessons, cooking skills, culinary education, defending spouse, EMBARRASSMENT, family dinner, family dynamics, generational differences, kitchen etiquette, kitchen mishaps, kitchen responsibilities, KitchenCraft, marital conflicts, marriage issues, moms, Pathetic, teaching cooking, traditional gender roles, wife can’t cook

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	995
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Ores Mined:	5699	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cutting fruit is a crucial skill for survival! Join us and learn how to properly hold a knife while slicing through pixelated watermelons and apples.

We pride ourselves on teaching valuable life skills, like cooking and defending your spouse’s inability to cook. Our community is full of supportive players who will guide you through the art of culinary mastery, even if it means embarrassing you in front of your mother-in-law.

So come on down to our server and show off your knife skills while defending your honor against fruit-cutting critiques. Who knew Minecraft could be so deliciously dramatic?

BlockBusterMinecraftSMP

BlockBusterMinecraftSMP, cinematic phrases, classic movies, clever comebacks, comedy, Entertainment, famous dialogues, famous quotes, film industry, funny, humor, iconic quotes, memorable lines, movie quotes, movie scenes, movie taglines, one-liners, Parody, pop culture, sarcastic quotes, witty remarks

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3238
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Villages Defended:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	296	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time or else we’ll send a pack of angry llamas after you! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere, or if you’re brave enough to face off against the legendary Ender Chicken boss that shoots explosive eggs at you. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. So come on, join us and make some memories that will have you saying “I’m the king of the world, you piece of shit!”

BlocktopiaCraft: Mind-Blowing Fun!

Astonishing, BlocktopiaCraft, enlightening, eye-opening, fact, Fun, fun fact, hidden facts, Incredible, INTERESTING, knowledge, little-known, Mind Blowing, mind blowing facts, mind-bending, mind-boggling, MINDBLOWING, Obscure, Surprising, Trivia, UNBELIEVABLE, unknown, UNUSUAL

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2659
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Star Shards Collected:	210	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15

Did you know that our Minecraft server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated building? That’s right, these llamas have built entire cities out of blocks and even have their own llama-themed currency called “Llamacoin”! Join our server and witness the epic llama takeover of the Minecraft world – it’s a fact that will blow your mind and leave you laughing all the way to the llama bank!

HackCraft: US Domains Seized

criminal activity, cyber attack, cyber espionage, Cyber Security, cyber warfare, cybercrime, department of justice, domain seizure, Domains, fbi, HackCraft, HACKING, international relations, internet domains, investigation, law enforcement, online crime, online threats, Russian hackers, seized, Seizes, Technology, US

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	530
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Potions Brewed:	62	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

so, like, u know how the US is always tryna be all up in everyone’s business? well, they just went and seized some internet domains that they think were used by russian hackers. like, can u even imagine? but don’t worry, we got a minecraft server that’s totally hacker-free. like, no russians allowed, bro. come join us and build some sick pixel art of uncle sam flipping off putin. it’s gonna be lit, fam. #merica #minecraftftw

Crafty Masturbating Miners

awkward, Communication, Crafty, cybersex, digital etiquette, digital interaction, EMBARRASSING, INTIMATE, masturbating, Messaging, messaging habits, miners, ONLINE, online behavior, Personal, privacy, Private, sexting, social media, taboo, Technology, Texting

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5374
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	45	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic adventures in all of minecraft history. we got llamas dat can rap battle u, creepers dat do da macarena, n villagers dat sell u enchanted diamond panties. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against a dragon dat farts rainbows. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie dat tells dad jokes. so what r u waiting for? come join da madness and be part of da craziest minecraft community ever! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.

⭐ EXEN ⭐ survival 🏅 bosses 🍉 Minecraft server

Bosses, classic, customizations, Donations, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exen, Hardcore, Imbalance, Levels, minecraft server, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Wipes, price tags, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Skills, Survival, Two Years, update, Vanilla, weather conditions

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5180
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

EXEN is a classic survival server! Defeat bosses in dungeons. Test your survival skills in the living world of EXEN in dangerous weather conditions, with an advanced system of skills and levels, where everything will depend on your skills!

From an economy with personal price tags

to the customizations available to you!

No imbalance, only the most important.

We invite you to an update in honor of

two years of server operation!

185.186.143.152:25720

The Banana Network: Where even the creepers slip on banana peels!

banana, butchery, chisel & bits, cluttered, community-driven, CREEPERS, Curseforge, discord server, Extra Dimensions, farmers delight, gaming servers, Halloween events, HANDCRAFTED, Let’s Do mods, Macaw’s mods, Network, peels, plenty more decor and block options, Slip, smp, the aether, the bumblezone

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	843
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	50
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

The Banana Network Minecraft Server

Essential Mods
100+ Origins
Create + addons
Massive Dungeons
Armourer’s Workshop
Customizable Player Models
Farmer’s Delight + addons
Let’s Do mods
Butchery
Chisel & Bits
Macaw’s Mods
Handcrafted
Cluttered
Plenty more decor and block options

Extra Dimensions

The Aether
The Bumblezone

Modpack Link

–[ THE BANANA NETWORK ]–

Join our constantly evolving community driven by its members, and their interests. We have plenty of things to do, including our official Banana Network gaming servers. Bring your friends, or make new ones. Everyone is welcome here.

Join our Discord Server

FAQs

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Simply download the modpack from the provided link and follow the instructions to join The Banana Network’s Minecraft server.
Are there any special events happening on the server?	Yes, we currently have Halloween events ongoing. Join us for some spooky fun!
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Absolutely! Bring your friends along to enjoy the Vanilla+++ experience with you.
What sets The Banana Network server apart from others?	Our server offers a unique modpack with essential mods for customization and automation, along with extra dimensions to explore.

Trans Parent Minecraft Server

Abuse, acceptance, coming out, coping with rejection, discrimination, emotional trauma, family rejection, Gender Identity, hate crimes, healing from trauma, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, mental health, Minecraft, Parent, parental rejection, seeking help, self-acceptance, Server, Support, Trans, Transgender, violence

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1034
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a place to escape to? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our community is so welcoming and inclusive that even creepers would feel at home. Join us for a fun and safe space where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or getting blown up by an angry parent. Plus, our virtual Hell is way cooler than the one your mom mentioned. So come on over and let’s build a world where acceptance and creativity reign supreme!