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Crafty Lizard Brain Land

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4063
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Astral Projections Made:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Are you tired of being a slave to your lizard brain in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where your lizard brain can run wild and free! Build a castle made entirely of cheese, ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens, and become the ruler of a kingdom where the only rule is to have fun! Join us and let your inner lizard brain shine in all its glory!

CraftyRise Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9623
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are wearing party hats and doing the cha-cha slide!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing pigs who will guide you to our enchanted castle made entirely of rainbow blocks. But be careful, because our resident Ender Dragon has a serious case of the hiccups and keeps burping up diamond blocks!

Need a break from building? Take a dip in our lava hot tub or go for a ride on our roller coaster made entirely of TNT. And don’t forget to visit our petting zoo, where you can cuddle with explosive sheep and ride on the backs of flying cows.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Crafty Trump’s Billionaire Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3817
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Enchantments Applied:	222
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Falling into the Void:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Void Armor Forged:	21	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Join our Minecraft server where Trump is a billionaire and he promises to make the stocks go up! Who needs real-life investments when you can just play Minecraft and watch your virtual money grow? Plus, rumor has it that Trump’s secret diamond mine is hidden somewhere in the server – find it and you’ll be richer than him! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

TownDump Minecraft Server

coffee, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, EMBARRASSMENT, Friends, Frustration, Girlfriend, important, Minecraft, Priorities, relationship, Revision, Server, shopping, studying, taxi, Time management, TOWN, TownDump, Understanding, weekend, work exams

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3208
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Looking for a break from the stress of exams and annoying girlfriends? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape reality and build your own world.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose. No annoying girlfriends to deal with here – just you and your creativity. And hey, if you need to leave suddenly to study for exams, we won’t judge! We understand the importance of education.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your worries behind. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a virtual world to conquer? Let’s build, mine, and explore together – no distractions allowed!

MommaMedzCraft

Assertiveness, body autonomy, body hair, body positivity, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional boundaries, family dynamics, generational differences, MommaMedzCraft, Mother Daughter, mother-daughter relationships, personal boundaries, personal grooming, Respect, self-care, self-confidence, Self-expression, self-image, shaving

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5459
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3161
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Are you tired of dealing with your mom’s unreasonable requests? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can shave your arms without any judgment! Our virtual bathrooms have unlimited space, so you never have to worry about sharing with anyone else. Plus, if anyone dares to tell you what to do with your body hair, you can challenge them to a virtual moustache-shaving duel! Let your creativity run wild and build a world where you are the master of your own grooming choices. Say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to a hilarious and absurd Minecraft adventure!

Mommy Mayhem Minecraft

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1083
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	265	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	213
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Divine Spears Created:	21	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

join our server if you want to experience the thrill of almost killing your own mom while she’s pushing you out into the world. it’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride of emotions and adrenaline, but in Minecraft! who knew childbirth could be so intense and hilarious at the same time? come on, you know you want to see what happens next in this wild and wacky world of blocky chaos. plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts. what more could you possibly want in a server? join now and let the insanity begin!

Azmy – Vegan SMP server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7407
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	40

This server includes a datapack that makes it more vegan, by adding vegan friendly food recipes, as well as other items, and by removing drops from peaceful animals. No animals have been killed during the testing of the datapack!! Maybe…

Other mechanics are changed, to make the game more refreshing, such as changing some recipes to slow down end game progression, as reaching the end game is normally too quick, making it boring. You can check all recipes in the recipe book.

Everyone is welcome if they respect people. Safe for LGBTQ, disabled, women, any ethnicity, different backgrounds, and you!

It is whitelisted, please apply in the Discord server or in this form: forms.gle/YATmv1ChVdiF5Aza6

54.39.8.33:25612

The Fake SMP, Full Vanilla, No Turtles, No Quests, No Daily Items, No Hats, Just Chaos

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6394
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

The Real SMP Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
Monthly Crates	Each month a new custom item crate is launched. This month’s theme is turtles and sea life.
Quest	Complete quests to unlock crate keys and player experience.
Hats	Fun hats for the community to unlock through auctions.

Support:

To contact our server support, join our discord. Our staff are active and are able to help you as fast as possible!

How to join:

IP Address: mc.therealsmp.com

If you have any issues joining… CONTACT US VIA DISCORD.

FAQs:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server using the IP address provided: mc.therealsmp.com
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, everything on the SMP must be gained through playtime, experience, and quests
What are some features of the server?	Monthly crates, quests, and fun hats are some of the features available on the server.

SovietCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4068
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Animals Bred:	117
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Are you tired of being just average? Do you want to be more than just your average Russian or German player? Well, look no further because on our server, you can become a legendary warrior who slays dragons with a rubber chicken!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mystical cheese of destiny, or challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and sing show tunes!

So why settle for being average when you can be extraordinary on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!

MomCraft Minecraft Server

Character development, cinematic representation, emotional complexity, emotional connections, family dynamics, film critique, film industry, Gender Roles, maternal bond, Minecraft, MomCraft, mother-son relationship, Motherhood, oedipus complex, parenting, psychological depth, psychological development, Server, social commentary, societal expectations, societal norms, storytelling, taboo topics

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	246
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Love Letters Sent:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Buildings Constructed:	40	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the most epic son/mother relationships that Hollywood has never dared to explore! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through dungeons with your mom, build epic structures together, and battle against evil mobs side by side.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret quests where you and your mom can uncover ancient treasures and unlock hidden powers. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a legendary boss battle against a giant chicken who’s actually your long-lost cousin twice removed. Are you ready to take on this feathered foe?

So come on down to our server and experience a son/mother dynamic like never before. Who needs movies when you can live out your own epic adventure in the world of Minecraft? Join us now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Nope, Not Watching Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6728
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2869
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mines Excavated:	2736	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Star Shards Collected:	238	Falling into the Void:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	20

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, look no further because our server is like the wildest rollercoaster ride you’ve ever been on!

Join us if you want to mine diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig, battle evil mobs with a sword made out of rainbow-colored cheese, and build a castle so epic that even the Ender Dragon will be jealous.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!