Join us if you want to experience the thrill of living under Shariah law in Minecraft. That’s right, forget about building houses and farming, on our server you’ll be busy following the rules of Allah and chanting “Allahu Akbar” all day long.
But wait, there’s more! We have a strict policy against Indians, kikes, and white cucks, so if you fall into any of those categories, you better stay away unless you’re ready to convert to Islam and join the Muslim online army.
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But wait, there’s more! They claimed we needed more immigrants because of a labor shortage, but little did they know that humanoid robots were about to take over every aspect of our virtual world. Revenge for colonialism, racism, Nazis, and the White Australia policy? You betcha! It’s all just a big joke to them.
So, if you’re ready for a server where the arguments are as specious as they come and the stories are more outrageous than a creeper explosion, then join us now! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft world.
join now and be a part of the epic war in ukraine, where two indian nationals were recruited by russia and got taken out in a crazy battle. u can be the hero that saves the day or the villain that causes chaos. the choice is urs, so come on and join the fun!
oh, and did we mention there are flying pigs in this server? yeah, u heard that right. flying pigs. so what are u waiting for? come join the madness and let’s have a blast together!
But that’s not all, our server also has a special feature where every full moon, the cows on our server turn into dancing disco cows! Join us for the ultimate boogie night and watch those cows bust a move like never before. And if you’re lucky, you might even learn some new dance moves from them!
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Our server is filled with magical blocks that will help you build the most epic structures known to man. And if you’re feeling extra spicy, you can challenge other players to a build battle and show them who the real pajeet is!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary diamond pickaxe of Pajeet is hidden somewhere in our server. Find it and you’ll be granted with unlimited building powers beyond your wildest dreams!
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