Patch Notes (7.05): We’ve added new mobs that drop diamonds like it’s raining bling, and the Ender Dragon now wears a top hat for a fancy touch.
Resources, Free Companies, & Linkshells: Join a Free Company that specializes in building giant statues of Steve riding a llama, or start your own Linkshell dedicated to finding the rarest block in the game – the elusive pink sheep block.
In-game Events: Savage Raiding begins today, where players must battle it out with nothing but wooden swords and leather armor. Will you survive the chaos?
Meetups: Join us on August 3rd for the Zurvan, Materia Gold Saucer, Mahjong Lounge meetup. Compete in the /xivg/ Mahdong Open Tournament for a chance to win a stack of enchanted golden apples.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community crazier than a pack of zombie villagers on a caffeine high? Join us and let the shenanigans begin!
1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Don’t worry, they’re pretty chill as long as you don’t try to ride them.
2. We have a secret underground society of villagers who have developed their own currency and economy. You’ll never know what kind of crazy deals you’ll stumble upon down there.
3. The only way to enter our server is by doing a dramatic interpretive dance in front of a group of chickens. It’s a weird initiation process, but hey, it keeps things interesting.
4. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a massive beast that roams the land and challenges players to epic battles. Defeat it, and you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few llamas. Just remember, the llamas are always watching…
Imagine trapping your nemesis in a never-ending loop of falling anvils or turning their entire base into a giant maze filled with exploding chickens. The possibilities are endless!
Join us now and let your creativity run wild as you come up with the most outrageous curses to make your enemies regret ever crossing you. Who needs revenge when you have a Minecraft server full of devious tricks up your sleeve? Let the trolling begin!
Join us and leave all your real-life chores behind, because here, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect diamond sword.
Our server is the perfect escape for anyone tired of waiting for their partner to fold the clothes or do the dishes. We promise no one will ever ask you to find their underwear while you’re busy fighting off creepers.
So come on in and let’s build a world where the only thing that matters is having fun and exploring endless possibilities. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds!
No apologies needed here, just grab your pickaxe and let’s start this epic adventure together!
We have a player who once built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon, only to realize halfway through that they forgot to bring snacks. Another player accidentally turned their entire base into a giant cake and had to fend off hungry mobs for days. And don’t even get us started on the player who tried to tame a creeper as a pet – let’s just say it didn’t end well.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Who knows what crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in our wacky world. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.
| Server Type | Java |
|---|---|
| Plugins | Very few |
| Discord | Link in bio |
| Whitelist | Apply through Discord or PM |
| Player Requirements | 18+ only |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I join the server? | You can apply for the whitelist through the Discord link in the bio or by PMing the server owner. |
| Are there any age restrictions? | Yes, players must be 18 years or older to join. |
| What type of server is it? | The server is a Java server with very few plugins. |
| Is there an active community on the server? | Yes, the server owner is looking to grow the community and welcomes new players. |
But that’s not all – on our server, cows can talk! That’s right, you’ll be able to have deep conversations with your new bovine buddy and even team up with them to take on epic quests and challenges.
And if you ever get tired of your cow companion, don’t worry – you can always trade them in for a flying pig or a dancing llama. The possibilities are endless on our server!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see where your cow-winning journey takes you. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate cow whisperer and lead a revolution of moo-tastic proportions!