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MysticCraft – EnigmaRealm 1.20.6

1.20.6, 3D Debut, baubau, Birthday 3D Live, BORN TO BE “BAU”DOL, debut, EnigmaRealm, fuwamoco, homework edition, Members Chatting, merch, MysticCraft, NSFW, Schedule, songs, Thread Template, Unarchived Content, VN/anime list, VTL team info, youtube channel

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4888
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Enchantments Applied:	205	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Farms Harvested:	603	Gods Slained:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, bro! It’s like a homework edition of a previous thread, but with a twist that will blow your mind!

We got members chatting at 6PM PT or 9PM ET on 2/19, so mark your calendars, fam! And don’t forget to check out the previous stream, it’s so lit you’ll wanna watch it again and again!

Plus, we got debuts, 3D debuts, 3D lives, and so much more on our YouTube channel. And don’t even get me started on the merch, it’s fire!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! You won’t regret it, unless you’re a total square, in which case, why are you even here, bro? Let’s get this party started!

Mom’s Bitchin’ Minecraft Server

anger, Asshole, Bitchin, Boyfriend, Communication, degrading, disrespectful behavior., driveway shoveling, EMBARRASSMENT, family conflict, Minecraft, moms, morality, mother-daughter relationship, name-calling, parenting, partying, possessiveness, reaction, screaming, Server, sibling relationship, sick, verbal abuse, worthlessness

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4913
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	199	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of getting screamed at for not shoveling the driveway on time? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build your dream world without any crazy moms yelling at you. Plus, we have virtual snow that never needs shoveling, so you can relax and enjoy the game without any real-life stress. Join now and say goodbye to driveway drama!

BabyBlockParty

baby’s health, baby’s safety, BabyBlockParty, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family interference, family relationships, family respect, family visit, first baby, Healing time, newborn baby, newborn bonding, newborn care, newborn visitation, setting boundaries, telling fiancé’s family to wait

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6571
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	141	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Alien Abductions:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of setting boundaries – just like in real life! Join us and build your own virtual fortress to keep out unwanted visitors, just like this player’s in-laws.

Imagine a world where you can ban anyone who tries to take over your territory or tell you what to do with your creations. Our server is a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without interference from meddling relatives.

Don’t worry about grandma trying to sneak into your virtual delivery room to make sure your pixelated baby is born – on our server, you have full control over who enters your realm. Plus, you can ensure that all your virtual babies have their shots before any visitors come knocking.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where you can set your own rules and defend your digital domain against unwanted intruders. Who knew virtual parenting could be so exhilarating and boundary-setting?

RageQuitTunes – Minecraft SMP

aggravating lyrics, aggravating tunes, annoying songs, annoying tunes, bothersome melodies, bothersome tracks, enraging songs, enraging tunes, grating lyrics, grating music, infuriating melodies, infuriating tunes, instant irritation, instant rage, irritating lyrics, irritating music, irritating tracks, Minecraft, obnoxious melodies, RageQuitTunes, smp, vexing music, vexing songs

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5197
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Runes Activated:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, lemme tell you why you should totally hop on this crazy train. First of all, we got a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And get this, our server mascot is a flying pig named Sir Oinksalot who shoots lasers out of his eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER PIG.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles every Friday where the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And our admin is a wizard who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. Plus, we have a secret disco party room where we dance to annoying songs like “Baby Shark” on repeat. It’s so bad, it’s good.

So if you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bananas Minecraft SMP, just hit us up and prepare for the most insane adventure of your life. And remember, always watch out for the killer chickens that roam the land. They may look cute, but they will peck your eyes out. Stay safe, gamers!

MineTunez2025

2025, anticipation, artist, favorite artist, future releases, MineTunez2025, Music (Industry), music albums, music anticipation, music artists, music enthusiasts, music excitement, music lovers, music predictions, music releases, music singles, music speculation, music trends, new music, Release, upcoming releases

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2368
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Ores Mined:	9370
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Void Gems Collected:	22	Holy Grails Found:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Are you tired of listening to the same old tunes while mining for diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has a secret feature that allows you to listen to exclusive music from artists who haven’t even been born yet! That’s right, in 2025, we have a time-traveling DJ who brings back the sickest beats from the future. Join our server now and be the first to jam out to music that hasn’t even been created yet! Who needs Spotify when you have a time-traveling DJ in Minecraft?

RuskiCraft Minecraft Server

appeasing, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, foreign policy, foreign relations, global affairs, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, negotiations, Officials, peace talks, political tensions, Riyadh, RuskiCraft, russia, Server, summit, talks, Ukraine, US

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1288
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8339	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Ukraine officials saying the US is like totally ‘appeasing’ Russia with talks in Riyadh. like whaaat??? but like who cares about that when u can join our server and build a giant statue of a potato or ride a llama into battle against evil villagers. plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond cave, u get a lifetime supply of virtual pizza. come join the madness, it’s gonna be lit AF!

RubioCraft Ambush

Ambush, RubioCraft

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2743
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Farms Harvested:	609
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: Marco Rubio is walking into a trap…on our server! Why, you ask? Because we have the craziest, most epic traps you’ve ever seen!

Join our server and you’ll be dodging lava pits, TNT explosions, and even giant slime monsters trying to eat you alive! But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got a secret hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon!

And if you’re lucky, you might even run into a celebrity like Marco Rubio himself, trying to survive in our crazy world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you get eaten by a slime monster, that is.

Bioaerosol Bidet Breeze Server

airborne bacteria, bathroom hygiene, bidet, bidet toilets, Bioaerosol, bioaerosols, breeze, E.coli, exhaust fan, health risks, indoor air quality, infectious diseases, public health, research study, S. aureus, sanitation, sanitation practices, Server, squat toilets, toilet design, toilet flushing, toilet technology, ventilation, ventilation systems

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5803
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Join our epic Minecraft server where you can build your own squat toilets and unleash the power of bioaerosols on your enemies! Want to dominate the competition? Just give a second flush and watch them run in fear! But don’t worry, we have active ventilation with an exhaust fan to keep the risks low. So come on, join us and let the madness begin!

High Standards Mine 1.21.4

1.21.4, DATING, Expectations, girl, HIGH, high standards, introspection, personal growth, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assurance, self-care, self-confidence, self-realization, Standards

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8485
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server! It’s like the perfect girlfriend, but in block form!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers with your bros. It’s like a never-ending quest for love and adventure!

You won’t have to change your standards here, because this server is the one who will meet all your needs. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a pickaxe and a diamond sword, am I right?

So come join us and let’s build a world where high standards are a thing of the past. Love is temporary, but Minecraft is forever!

JavaJunkie Minecraft Server

aita, angry glare, barista, bully, calories, coffee shamed, Hating;, healthy coffee, JavaJunkie, local coffee shop, mindful eating, Minecraft, new, oat flat white, reddit, regular flat white, selfish, Server, skinny flat white, sweet things, walk, weight

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5994
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dimension Hops:	9
Villages Defended:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and join a community of players who understand the struggle of choosing between a regular flat white and a skinny flat white.

Join us and embark on a quest to find the ultimate coffee bean in the land of Minecraft. Will you choose the regular flat white and face the judgment of others, or will you stick to your guns and go for the skinny option?

But beware, there are baristas lurking around every corner, ready to test your coffee order decision-making skills. Will you stand your ground like a true coffee connoisseur, or will you cave under the pressure?

Join our server now and prove to the world that you are not afraid to say no to a regular flat white, no matter how much peer pressure you face. And remember, in the world of Minecraft coffee shops, the skinny flat white drinkers always come out on top.