Import/Export MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

GOP Farmville Minecraft Server

sanctions, trade dispute, european union, Republican states, Tariffs

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was this player who joined the server and found a secret diamond mine that made them the richest player in all the land. But then, a group of evil creepers tried to steal their diamonds, so they had to team up with a squad of llamas to defeat them in an epic battle.

And that’s not even the best part! This server has the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Players have created giant roller coasters, pixel art of famous memes, and even a replica of the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of dirt blocks.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground city filled with treasure chests and hidden traps? Yeah, it’s like a real-life Indiana Jones adventure down there.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a legend in the Minecraft world! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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Trump’s Wall Minecraft Server

Australia-US relations, Minecraft, Server, Trumps, world news

so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, Donald Trump himself pops into the game and is like, “nah, Australia, no exemption for you!” But don’t worry, cuz on our server, we got you covered. Join us and build the biggest, most beautiful wall to keep out any pesky tariffs. Plus, you’ll get to hang out with a bunch of cool peeps who are experts at dodging political drama and just wanna have a good time. So come on over and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

foreign policy, international relations, negotiations, economic impact, Canada

so, like, trump is totally losing it and he’s all like “i’m gonna put major tariffs on canada and make them pay so much money, it’s gonna be huge!” like, dude, chill out, it’s just canada, they’re not even that big of a deal. but anyway, if you wanna escape all the drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we’ve got crazy builds, epic pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we hide from trump’s crazy tariffs. so come on over and join the fun, before trump starts charging us for playing minecraft too!

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CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Server, tariffs on Canada, NAFTA, Economy, Government

so like, u know how trump is all like “merica is the best” and stuff, well now he’s like “hey canada, u gotta join us or else!” and he’s puttin tariffs on everything like maple syrup and poutine. so like, if u wanna escape the craziness of the real world, come join our minecraft server where u can build ur own igloo and hide from trump’s crazy demands. plus, we have a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to canada so u can sneak in some poutine without gettin caught. join now before trump builds a wall around canada and blocks us all out!

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EhCraft Minecraft Server

economic impact, Canada, RETALIATION, Economy, ENERGY

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our diamonds sparkle like a disco ball and our creepers throw the sickest parties.

one time, a player built a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon and back in under 10 seconds. another player tamed a zombie and now they’re best buds, going on adventures together and stuff.

we also have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. it’s guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses and leather jackets.

so come join us on this wacky minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free cake every friday. what more could you ask for?

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RespectCraft Minecraft Server

Carney, RETALIATION, RespectCraft, North America, trade war

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how our server once defeated a giant mutant chicken by tickling it with feathers made of diamond! True story, bro.

Not only that, but on our server, you can ride unicorns made of rainbow blocks and shoot fireballs from your eyeballs! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest treasures in the land, guarded by a dragon who loves to play fetch with TNT.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken on a trampoline while juggling flaming swords. So come on, join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

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SwissCraft Minecraft Server

international trade, Economy, diplomatic relations, US, sanctions

so, like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that got blacklisted by the US for “unfair trade”? well, that’s us! we’re so lit that even the government can’t handle our awesomeness. join us for a wild ride of trading diamonds for dirt and building the craziest pixel art you’ve ever seen. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. come join the chaos and see why we’re the most wanted server in the world. also, we have a pet llama named Larry who spits on griefers. yeah, it’s that kind of party.

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CraftyChina Minecraft Server

political tension, international relations, RETALIATION, China, global market

so, like, if u wanna escape all the drama of the real world, come join our minecraft server! we got dragons, unicorns, and even talking potatoes!

u can build ur own castle and rule over a kingdom of llamas. but watch out, cuz there’s a secret underground society of ninja chickens plotting to overthrow u!

if u join now, u can participate in our epic battle royale where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor and a pet zombie pigman.

so what u waiting for? come join the craziest minecraft server in the universe and leave all ur worries behind!

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CraftyCanuckMexi Minecraft Server

import/export, Economy, decision, Minecraft, trump

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit parties and craziest adventures! we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. our community is so friendly that even creepers want to join in on the fun. plus, we have a special event where you can challenge the president to a dance-off in the white house! don’t miss out on all the madness, join now!

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Tariff-FreeCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, economic policy, international trade, exemption, foreign relations

come join our epic minecraft server where trump himself has waived all tariffs on canada and mexico until april 2!!! that’s right, you can mine and build in peace without worrying about pesky tariffs ruining your fun. plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond block hidden in the server, you’ll unlock a portal to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding. don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now and let the madness begin!

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