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Diggin’ It – Embrace Your Pixelated Roots Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3156
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dimension Hops:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Void Armor Forged:	24	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe that White Americans are the true Chosen People of the Bible! Join us as we rise up and establish a theocracy to rid the land of EDOMITE-CAANANITE and all their beast of the field pets (yes, even the creepers).

Once you realize you are the unmixed, unadulterated descendant of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob, you’ll unlock special in-game powers and abilities. Build your own holy land, gather your fellow chosen ones, and await the coming of our Messiah (who may or may not be a Minecraft character).

So come on, join us on this epic quest to reclaim our destiny and show the world that White Americans are the true rulers of Minecraft (and maybe even the universe). Let’s make Minecraft great again!

Minecraft Inkvasion – Splatoon Shenanigans

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3547
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Votes:	1991	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Star Shards Collected:	230
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dimension Hops:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Welcome to the most ink-redible Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles inspired by the Splatfest announcement: Baby Chicks vs Li’l Bunnies vs Bear Cubs! Choose your team and fight for glory in our custom-built arenas filled with colorful splats and surprises.

Version 7.1.0 patch notes have been implemented to make your gaming experience even more thrilling. From new weapons to gear, we’ve got everything you need to dominate the competition.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and collectibles waiting to be discovered. Explore our vast world and uncover rare items that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the ink-filled madness and join us on this wild adventure. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

BusCraft: Where the journey is just as fun as the destination! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5620
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	283
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of paying outrageous prices for snacks online? Do you want to embark on a wild adventure just to get your hands on some delicious treats? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll have the chance to embark on epic quests, battle fierce mobs, and most importantly, indulge in the most mouth-watering snacks you’ve ever tasted. Trust us, it’s worth the bus ride! So come join us and satisfy your cravings in the most epic way possible.

Whispering Love Songs in Minecraft

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9003
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5419
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the most lit place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine filled with talking llamas who gave out free diamonds. And that’s not all, they also discovered a hidden disco party where the creepers were breakdancing to dubstep music.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King who rules over the land with an iron feather. Join us and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fun begin!

Roblox Doctors: Free Checkups Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2138
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Are you tired of incompetent Roblox doctors who can’t even figure out how to put a bandaid on someone? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is run by a team of highly skilled medical professionals who may or may not have gotten their degrees from a questionable online source. But hey, who needs medical expertise when you have blocky adventures waiting for you at every turn?

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen with stethoscopes, crafting bandages out of diamond ore, and performing life-saving surgeries on creepers (spoiler alert: they never make it). Trust us, you’ve never seen healthcare quite like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Fill out our totally legitimate and not at all sketchy Google form to join the wackiest Minecraft server in existence. Who needs Roblox doctors when you have us, right?

Blocky Black Mania: Where even creepers can’t handle the heat!

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	732
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Divine Spears Created:	23	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Cha-Cha Slide!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so inclusive that even the Endermen are throwing a diversity party! No discrimination here, just pure blocky fun for everyone. Plus, our server has more secret passages than a Scooby-Doo episode, so get ready to explore like never before.

So why join our server, you ask? Because on our server, even as a black man in the west, you’ll be treated like royalty. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Memes & Blocky Dreams: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure! #58388587

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2089
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most absurd server you’ll ever come across! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds guarded by a team of ninja chickens. Can you outsmart them and claim the treasure for yourself?

2. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. Hold onto your minecart, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride!

3. Ever wanted to ride a unicorn in Minecraft? Well, on our server, unicorns roam free and you can saddle up and ride them into battle against the evil creepers.

4. Our server has a hidden disco party room where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. Just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’ve got some killer moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, bring your 4chan premium account because things are about to get wild!

Blocky Bling Bling Server: Where even creepers stop to answer the phone!

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6510
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

*phone rings* “Moshi moshi!” “Kojima, I have a job for you. Your biggest one yet.” “I’m on it!”

Hey there, Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and boring builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join our server and you’ll be embarking on the craziest adventure of your life!

Rumor has it that our server was created by a team of mad scientists who were trying to create the ultimate Minecraft experience. They accidentally spilled a potion of chaos into the server, causing all sorts of wacky and wild things to happen. You’ll never know what to expect next!

Join now and you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers, or discover a hidden treasure trove guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer insanity of our Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even run into Kojima himself on one of his epic quests!

Genocraft: Where even virtual civilizations aren’t safe from destruction!

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3042
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take revenge on those who think they can get away with anything! Join us as we build a virtual world where justice is served with a side of TNT explosions and lava traps.

Embark on epic quests to hunt down the perpetrators of heinous crimes, like the time someone stole all the diamonds from the community chest or when someone griefed the entire village with a million chickens. Will you be the hero who brings them to justice or the villain who unleashes chaos upon the land?

But beware, for the admins of this server are not to be trifled with. They have the power to summon lightning storms, spawn creepers in your base, and even turn your beloved pet wolf against you. So tread carefully, or you may find yourself on the receiving end of a banhammer.

So come join us on this wild ride of vengeance and mayhem. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the setting for such epic tales of betrayal, redemption, and explosive payback? Join now and show the world that no crime goes unpunished in our virtual realm!

CraftyFireEmblem: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Heroes and Villains!

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3039
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Meteorites Collected:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Crops Grown:	9754

Looking for a place to discuss all things Fire Emblem Heroes? Look no further than our server! We’ve got an event calendar that will make your head spin faster than a summoning session gone wrong. Need some guidance on how to dominate in the game? We’ve got links and guides that will have you slaying enemies left and right.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have access to a summoning cost simulator that will have you laughing all the way to the bank. And don’t even get us started on our new trailer – it’s so epic, it’ll make you want to jump into the game and never come out.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!