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Daily Jerkcraft: Where IRLs Become Pixels

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3742
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Zombie Dances:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Welcome to our IRLs you jerk to daily cont’d Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is populated by unicorns who shoot rainbows out of their butts and give you unlimited diamonds just for saying “hello.” – You can ride on the back of a flying pig while battling evil zombies with your trusty diamond sword. – Our server has a secret underground club where you can party with creepers who know how to drop sick beats. – Every time you mine a block, a celebrity appears and gives you a high five. – The ender dragon is actually just a misunderstood hipster who will let you ride on its back if you compliment its vintage sunglasses.

So what are you waiting for? Join our IRLs you jerk to daily cont’d Minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life!

Game Over, Steve!

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8600
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Star Shards Collected:	102
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Crops Grown:	3844
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we apologize to Italy in the most hilarious way possible! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of Italian grandmas who will bake you virtual pizzas while you mine for diamonds. Mama mia!

2. We have a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to the Leaning Tower of Pisa. Climb to the top and jump off for a thrilling experience!

3. Our PvP arena is shaped like a giant spaghetti bowl, where you can battle it out with other players using meatball cannons and marinara swords.

4. The creepers on our server wear tiny gondolier hats and sing opera as they explode. It’s both terrifying and hilarious!

So come join us on this wacky adventure and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Sorry Italy, but we’re having too much fun to stop now!

BridgeCraft: Where Creepers and Endermen Go to Party!

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1089
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	New Chunks Explored:	503813
Potions Brewed:	85	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Falling into the Void:	1
Emeralds Found:	5717	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Divine Spears Created:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the LOLZY MADNESS never ends!

Join us if you want to uncover the TOP SECRET hidden lore that connects MGS2 and MGS4 in a way that will blow your mind! Our server was actually supposed to be the missing link between these two games, but the developers got distracted by a herd of ROAMING LLAMAS and abandoned that direction.

But fear not, because now you can be part of the EPIC QUEST to rediscover the true purpose of our server! Dive into our INSANE STORIES and embark on a journey that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and Metal Gear Solid.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the LEGENDARY MEME that is our Minecraft server!

Blocky Banter: Minecraft’s Fine Line Between Flirting and Harassment

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7200
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Welcome to our unforgettable Minecraft server where you can build, explore, and avoid getting Metoo’d all at the same time!

Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and hilarious antics. Our server is so safe, you won’t have to worry about any misunderstandings when it comes to flirting or sexual harassment.

We have a zero-tolerance policy for any inappropriate behavior, so you can focus on crafting your dream world without any distractions. So come on in and let’s build some memories together!

Blocky Bois Club

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3093
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	5503	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the big 3 influence reigns supreme! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that on this server, the big 3 influence is so strong that even the creepers are afraid to explode. Players who join our server have reported finding diamonds in every block they mine, and every tree they chop down drops golden apples instead of boring old wood.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where Herobrine himself hangs out, throwing parties for all the players who manage to find him. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Notch and Steve duking it out in a epic battle for control of the server.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the big 3 influence for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures and treasures await you in this wacky world!

CraftyFagz Server: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries!

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1988
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, ridiculous mini-games, and epic adventures that will make you question reality itself.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off. And guess what? The chicken can bust some serious moves!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who throws the wildest parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t truly lived until you’ve seen a sheep breakdancing to dubstep.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t be a fag, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Blocky McBlockface: The Minecraft Class Clown Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	378
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Towns Built:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have UNICORNS roaming around and DIAMONDS falling from the sky!

Join us and become part of the most exclusive class in the Minecraft world – the Diamond Class. We don’t care about your real-life class, here everyone is equal as long as you can build the most epic structures and defeat the most ferocious CREEPERS.

But beware, there is a secret society on our server known as the Emerald Elites. They control the fate of all players and only the bravest and most skilled can join their ranks. Will you be able to rise to the challenge and become one of them?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest adventures, the most intense battles, and the most outrageous stories you’ll ever encounter in the Minecraft universe!

YeetCraft – Where Ethyria Meets Chaos

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7163
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Buildings Constructed:	31

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can join forces with Enna, Millie, Nina (before she graduated, RIP), and Reimu to conquer the pixelated world!

Enna will guide you through the treacherous caves with her expert YouTube tutorials, while Millie will keep you entertained with her hilarious Twitter updates. And don’t even get us started on Nina’s epic Twitch streams – she’s a Minecraft legend!

But wait, there’s more! Reimu will lead you into battle against creepers and zombies, all while dropping some sick beats on her YouTube channel.

And if you’re looking for some essential tips and tricks, check out Ethyria’s guide – it’s like having a Minecraft cheat code IRL!

So why wait? Join our server now and become a Minecraft master in no time! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ObsidianCraft: Better Than Bethesd-ACK!

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7624
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	244	Magic Items Found:	4986
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Villages Defended:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe that Obsidian is better than Bethesd-ACK! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground city made entirely out of diamond blocks. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon. – Our PvP arena is so intense that even the creepers are scared to enter. Only the bravest warriors dare to challenge each other in epic battles. – Our staff members are actually trained ninjas who can ban griefers with just a flick of their wrist. Don’t mess with them, or you might find yourself in a world of hurt. – We have a custom plugin that turns all the pigs into flying unicorns. Ride them into battle and strike fear into your enemies’ hearts. – Our community is so friendly and welcoming that even the Endermen have started hosting tea parties. Join us and make friends with all the mobs in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

Granny’s Creeper Paradise

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3732
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Divine Spears Created:	24
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Looking for a wild time this Saturday? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We throw the craziest parties in the virtual world, with dancing creepers, disco sheep, and endermen DJs spinning the hottest tracks. You’ll never want to leave once you see our firework displays and giant cake towers. Trust us, you won’t find a better party anywhere else in the Minecraft universe!