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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3641
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Void Gems Collected:	35

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)! Join us for a server experience like no other, where we have more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a stand-up comedy show.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how our resident builder accidentally turned their house into a giant chicken coop because they thought it would attract more players. Spoiler alert: it didn’t, but now we have chickens running amok everywhere!

And don’t even get me started on the time our fearless leader tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it would fly like a magical unicorn. Let’s just say it didn’t end well, but hey, at least we got some bacon out of it!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us! Just remember, if my grandma had a cock and balls, she’d probably be the reigning champion of our server’s annual pig racing competition. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7861
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Animals Bred:	191
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

The owner of the “best minecraft server” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

f1.play2go.cloud:20340

ZoopahFlat

PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3780
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Crops Grown:	1632	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Alien Abductions:	0

ZoopahFlat is a survival server on superflat. With griefprotection and a staff team come play and try out the challanges of superflat!

51.195.181.64:25622

SuperGold Network

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2282
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

85.10.205.243:25859

2b2tdupe Minecraft server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9480
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Emeralds Found:	7951	Void Armor Forged:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

The owner of the server “2b2tdupe” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

2b2tdupe.aternos.me:21161

The Social Streamers

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8599
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Emeralds Found:	6371	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Nations based Survival Multiplayer Vanilla feel with a few plugins for added fun Compitions and Give aways (such as build the best castle in under 2 hours for a 20$ steam game) Wars, Borders, Tradeing on the inside, anarchy on the outside

java 1.19.2 IP :socialstreamers.serverminer.com

rules inside the circle, factions server with no killing stealing or greifng unless during a moderated war rules outside circle, no rules

socialstreamers.serverminer.com

Cube Community

Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7017
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Zombie Dances:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

This is a Minecraft survival server where players can experience the primitive survival mode and build their own base from scratch while collecting resources. In this world, you must face various challenges such as hostile creatures, weather changes, hunger, and disease. At the same time, you can interact and communicate with other players, form alliances, or compete to build the strongest nation. We are committed to providing a friendly community environment to ensure every player’s gaming experience. Join our world today!”

kauo.2m.pub

F3F5 – the best anarchy! Minecraft server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9493
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Towns Built:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

F3F5: This is a vanilla anarchy server on 1.12.2 in minecraft, launched on 09/13/22 | 23:43. There are almost no rules, wipes, you can do almost everything, build anything, use cheats, bugs, dupe items, etc.

Domain: f3f5.ru-mc.ru

45.93.200.23:25587

Grumpy-clouds

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6413
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

welcome to Grumpy-Clouds server status in currency in development and many works in progress we have custom trees custom biomes custom tools custom weapons/armor custom enchantments vote system custom shop (deep work in progress) small events reward system self rank up system interesting perms (more to come) and plenty more to come come join and say hi or play for a while this server will always be up

mc.grumpy-clouds.com

NoobBoxZ

Economy, PvP

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5816
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	360
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Void Gems Collected:	31
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

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141.95.143.94:25583

WallHem Minecraft server

Donations, Economy, Events, Quests, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2443
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

⚡ Custom enchantments

Extensive list of custom survival enchantments

⚡ Skill system (Skills)

⚡ Level system

By playing on the server, players will be able to upgrade their level depending on the time they play, as well as receive rewards for levels and unlock new opportunities

⚡Quest system

You can complete more than 300 different quests.

⚡ Fishing system

An interesting fishing system that provides the player with many new opportunities. This includes acquiring skills, upgrading gear, selling your catch, weighing fish for more profit, and much more.

⚡ Coin game

Players can bet any amount on a specific side – heads or tails, and the winner receives the entire winning amount.

⚡ Realistic seasons

In the ordinary world, every certain period of time there are seasons, such as winter, spring, summer and autumn. Each season has an impact on survival.

wallhem.ru:25580