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| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 3109 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
come join our epic minecraft server where the creepers are actually fluffy bunnies and the zombies do the cha-cha slide instead of attacking you.
we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and party with endermen.
our diamond pickaxes are actually magic wands that can turn pigs into unicorns and sheep into flying pigs.
if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes.
so come on down to our server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft adventures of your life! you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter.
