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| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 4503 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Towns Built: | 9 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 2970 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 19 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 5 |
so, like, if you wanna join our minecraft server, you gotta know that we accidentally made it so hard to survive that people are too busy tryna not die to even think about makin’ babies. like, whoops! but hey, that means less people on the server, so more resources for you, amirite? plus, the challenge is so intense that only the toughest players can survive. so come join us and see if you got what it takes to make it in this crazy world we’ve created. just watch out for the lava pits and the zombie hoardes, they’re a real pain in the butt. but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? so come on over and see if you can beat the odds and come out on top. or, ya know, die tryin’. whatever floats your boat.
