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Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 4650 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Divine Spears Created: | 12 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6181 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 30 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock the secret power of turning into a block of cheese whenever you want. who wouldn’t want that kind of power, amirite?
oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is actually a time-traveling unicorn who can grant you wishes? yeah, true story. i wished for a pet dragon and now i ride him into battle against giant spiders every day.
so, like, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out on all the wackiness and epicness. come join us and let’s make some magical memories together. unicorns and cheese blocks await you!