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Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 2123 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 32 |
Falling into the Void: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 19 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 21 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
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