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Cuntree Army Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7086
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where having an army in your “cunt” is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive battles, epic quests, and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride into battle on a giant chicken armed with a diamond sword while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? Only on our server, of course!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Cuntree of Doom, where players can test their skills against fearsome creatures like the dreaded Creeper King and the elusive Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – and maybe a spare pair of diamond pants.

NO NO NO Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2693
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Potions Brewed:	181	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a magical unicorn pickaxe! Don’t believe us? Well, just wait until you see our secret disco party room where creepers dance to dubstep music all night long.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his chicken army with an iron beak. Will you join forces with him or challenge his rule in an epic chicken duel?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else! Trust us, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off in no time!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7484
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where family drama is left at the door! We understand that sometimes you just don’t want certain people in your life, and that’s totally okay. Just like how this player (23F) decided not to invite her cousins to her wedding because they threw her grandma out of the house – yikes! But hey, we’ve all got that one family member we’d rather not see, right?

Join our server and escape the family drama by building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring vast landscapes. Who needs cousins when you’ve got a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, if your mom and aunt start causing a ruckus, just build a TNT cannon and blast them away (not really, please don’t do that).

So come on over and join us for a drama-free Minecraft experience. Because let’s face it, family gatherings can be a real creeper sometimes, but here, you’re free to craft your own adventure without any unwanted guests crashing the party. See you in the game!

Dad’sCraft: Divorce Edition

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2748
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	4556
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6848
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to build your own virtual family that won’t send you to conversion therapy or storm out of stores over $20. Our server is a safe space for all, even if your mom thinks you’re the reason for her potential divorce. Plus, you won’t have to worry about your grandpa making weird comments about your sister’s skin color. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind!

CreeperCraze Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3231
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Emeralds Found:	6515
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Mines Excavated:	3704
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Have you ever been chased by a horde of angry creepers while trying to build a dirt house? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Join us for heart-pounding adventures, epic battles with giant spiders, and the chance to befriend a pack of wild wolves who will fight by your side. Who needs haunted houses when you can experience true terror in the world of Minecraft? So come on, join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the craziest Minecraft server in existence!

Enderbread Kingdom

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9783
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Crops Grown:	6761
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Do you love eating pickles dipped in chocolate sauce while wearing a tutu and singing show tunes? Well, our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of mischievous Endermen. Don’t miss out on the chance to build your own pixelated paradise and make friends with talking cows who give out free diamonds! Come join us and let your inner weirdo shine!

CraftyTradeWars

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5284
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

are you tired of boring old trade deals? come join our minecraft server where we negotiate trade deals with creepers and endermen! our negotiators are top-notch, except when they accidentally axe themselves instead of the deal. it’s a wild ride full of surprises and explosions. join now for a chance to witness the chaos firsthand!

StinkySMP

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Survival SMP Custom Features Shops Warps Furniture Plushies Items Unique Friendly Minecraft 2.0 Join now IP Community Crafting Exploration Adventure PVP Economy Mini-games

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6318
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Potions Brewed:	153
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Welcome to StinkySMP!

We are a unique and friendly Survival SMP! Our server features a variety of custom features to make it feel like “Minecraft 2.0”! Join now with IP stinkysmp.com. We have custom shops, warps, furniture, plushies, items, and so much more!

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All the Mods 9 – Where the only limits are your imagination… and the amount of RAM you have allocated

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1504
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Crops Grown:	1030	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

We’re actively seeking new players to join our close-knit community. Our server boasts a dedicated group of friendly and helpful players who are always eager to assist newcomers. Our servers are run on a fully dedicated server with high-end hardware.

Modpack	Version	IP Address
ATM 9	0.2.60	atm9.silverkeepmc.com
ATM 9 – To the SKY	1.5	ATM9Sky.SilverKeepMC.com

We host more than just this modpack! Check out our other servers on our server list here.

CraftyNews Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7453
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Runes Activated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the events are crazier than a Enderman rave!

Join now and witness the retirement of A-Chan from Hololive, who left due to complications involving a secret love affair with a Creeper. Watch as Hololive EN’s concert tickets sell out faster than you can say “Redstone.” And don’t miss out on the HoloReve fashion magazine card collection, perfect for slaying zombies in style.

But that’s not all! Nijisanji drama unfolds as Katarina Ange’s medical condition improves thanks to a potion brewed by a witch from the Nether. And get ready for Shu Yamino and Meloco Kyoran’s radio show, where they spill the tea on all things NijiEN.

Phase Connect is where it’s at, with updates on Airi Chisaka’s health and her battle against the evil Ender Dragon. Plus, get exclusive in-game avatars from the KUUKIYOMI collaboration with Aogiri High School, where you can slay zombies in style.

But wait, there’s more! Siro of .LIVE is celebrating her 7th Birthday with a live concert at harevutai, where she’ll be battling creepers with her diamond sword. And don’t miss out on the chance to win a special edition PC in the Next One Step twitter campaign, where the prize is more valuable than a stack of diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous events in the chuuba world! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers lurking around every corner.