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Welcome to The Crib – where even your virtual blocky house has a better mortgage rate than your real one! 🏠🎮 #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3379
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	235	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

TheCrib Minecraft Server

Server Type	Survival, SMP, Factions, Anarchy
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock
Java Versions	1.7 to Latest

Server IP: thecribmc.us.to

Bedrock Port: 19132

Discord Server: discord.gg/thecribmc

Wiki: wiki.thecrib.live

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Can I join the server with Bedrock Edition?	Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock Edition.
What type of gameplay does the server offer?	The server offers Survival, SMP, Factions, and Anarchy modes.
Is there a Discord server for TheCrib?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at discord.gg/thecribmc
Are there any version restrictions for Java players?	No, the server supports Java versions from 1.7 to the latest release.

BaldursCraft Server

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5835
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4978	Astral Projections Made:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few blocks here and there).

Join us for epic adventures, crazy quests, and romance options that will make your heart race faster than a sprinting Enderman. Long rest often to unlock hidden camp scenes and advance companion quests – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

Recruit Minthara without going down the evil path by knocking her out in Act 1 – just be prepared to miss out on a steamy sex scene (unless you’re into that sort of thing). Choose between exploring the Underdark or the Mountain Pass – or why not both? The more loot, the merrier!

And don’t even get us started on The Dark Urge – it’s like Tav+ but with even more twists and turns. Consequences for consuming tadpoles? Nah, just a DC21 Wisdom check to reject the Astral-Touched Tadpole and avoid a drastic change in appearance. Enable Karmic Dice for smoother gameplay, or disable it if you’re feeling lucky.

Vote on romance options, race, class, and companions – because your choices shape the world around you (or at least the world of our server). So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (or pig), and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Minecraft SMP: StableDude69

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5852
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Welcome to the most exclusive and outrageous Minecraft SMP ever! This server is strictly for males only – sorry ladies, no entry for you, cuntboys, futas, or trans players allowed. Why should you join this epic server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane reasons:

1. We have a secret underground society of furry artists creating mind-blowing masterpieces. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the art they produce.

2. Our LORAs are trained to perfection, thanks to our top-notch guides and resources. You’ll never see AI like this anywhere else.

3. Need to optimize Stable Diffusion? We’ve got you covered with crazy CPU hacks and AMD GPU wizardry. Your gameplay will never be the same.

4. Want to learn to inpaint like a pro? We’ve got guides for that too. You’ll be creating stunning visuals in no time.

5. And don’t even get me started on our AI boorus – they’re like nothing you’ve ever seen before. Get ready to be amazed.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no girls allowed – this is a boys-only club. See you in the game!

NoFriendNoTrip Minecraft Server

Accommodation, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Decision making, exclusion, exhaustion, friendship, Frustration, Guilt, INCONVENIENCE, Minecraft, NoFriendNoTrip, Planning, PRESSURE, Resentment, rules, Server, stress, strict parents, Understanding

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7729
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Void Gems Collected:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the strict rules of Stella’s parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and crazy time where curfews don’t exist and driving restrictions are a thing of the past.

On our server, you can stay up past 11pm, drive any car you want (even a virtual Lamborghini), and sleep over at your friends’ virtual houses without any parental interference. No need to worry about getting a ride home, just hop on a virtual Uber and party all night long.

Don’t let Stella’s parents cramp your style, join our server and let loose with your friends. We promise you won’t have to deal with any drama like Stella’s strict rules. Plus, we have virtual day trips to exotic destinations just a click away – no need to worry about gas money or angry parents here!

So come join us and leave Stella’s rules behind. You deserve a break from the stress and drama, and our server is the perfect place to escape to. See you in the virtual world!

TinderTattlerCraft

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1525
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for some drama and excitement in your virtual world? Look no further than our server, where you never know what kind of crazy encounters you might have!

Join us and you might just find yourself in a situation like the time I caught someone’s wife on Tinder while eating at Applebee’s. Imagine the thrill of confronting a cheating spouse in the virtual world of Minecraft! Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even uncover some scandalous secrets while building your dream world. Don’t miss out on the madness, join our server now!

PerfCraft SMP: Epic Human Stuff

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5780
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Towns Built:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	114	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Imagine a Minecraft SMP where the grass is greener, the pigs fly, and the diamonds literally rain from the sky! This server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Join us and become part of a community where building a dirt house is considered a work of art and riding a pig into battle is a totally legit strategy. Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild server anywhere else in the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness of this server!

LynchCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4118
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	37

so, like, u know that uk tech dude, mike lynch? well, he was on this super fancy yacht, right? and then, like, the yacht just straight up sank! and now, he’s missing! but guess what, u can join our minecraft server and, like, pretend u r mike lynch trying to survive on a deserted island! build ur own yacht and sail the high seas, matey! maybe u can even find some buried treasure or fight off some pirates! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so come join us and see if u have what it takes to survive like mike lynch!

KurskCraft: ChechenHeaven

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7384
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Crops Grown:	1141
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	6006	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

hey u, yea u, want to join the craziest minecraft server ever? well buckle up cuz this server is like a war zone but with blocks and creepers! imagine russian conscripts fighting off zombies and skeletons while defending Kursk, yea that’s what u can do here! and get this, the chechen commander promises a place in ‘heaven’ for anyone who falls in battle. talk about a sweet deal, amirite? so come join us and let’s create chaos and mayhem together in this epic minecraft server!

MuscleCraft: Ageless Adventures

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9413
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	286
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

So, like, u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is like da fountain of youth for ur Minecraft character. We got all da crazy exercises u can do to make ur muscles super buff and strong.

Like, seriously, u can do squats, push-ups, and even lift virtual weights in da game. And get dis, every time u level up ur muscles in da game, u actually level up in real life too! It’s like magic, but better cuz it’s Minecraft.

So, if u wanna stay forever young and have da muscles of a Greek god, u gotta join dis server. Plus, we got da best parties and dance-offs in Minecraft history. Trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on all da fun and gains. Join now and become a Minecraft fitness legend!

Aurora: Where grown-ups play like kids on Hermitcraft, just with less redstone

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6233
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Aurora SMP Minecraft Server

Minecraft Version	Fabric 1.21
Server Type	Dedicated
Server Features	Authentic vanilla feel, Bluemap, Techtonic, Datapacks

Overview

Aurora SMP is a Minecraft server running on Fabric 1.21 with a dedicated server, offering players an engaging multiplayer experience in a Season 3 world. The server has been live for 2 months and is focused on community building, creativity, and exploration.

FAQ

1. How do I join Aurora SMP?

To join our server, please join the Discord community and fill out an application.

2. Are there any planned resets for the server?

There are no resets planned anytime soon, so players can catch up and build without the fear of losing progress.

3. What datapacks are available on Aurora SMP?

One player sleep
No Endermen dirt stealing
Armor stand adjustments
Double Shulker Shell drops
Wandering traders selling mini blocks
Player and mob head drops

4. Can I view my creations in 3D?

Yes, Aurora SMP offers Bluemap for a 3D view of your builds in your web browser.

5. What other server features are available?

This season, Techtonic and Terralith are being used to create a new and inspiring landscape for players to explore and build on.

6. What is the server trailer?

You can watch the server’s trailer at here.