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Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 4725 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Void Gems Collected: | 16 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
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