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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 6269 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 45 | Mines Excavated: | 2773 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Towns Built: | 2 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 14 |
Like, seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re basically living in the Stone Age. And not the cool Minecraft Stone Age, like the boring real-life Stone Age.
Join now and you’ll be swimming in diamonds faster than you can say “creeper.” Plus, the community is full of hilarious memelords who will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you have to pee.
So what are you waiting for? Get your pixelated butt on this server and start slaying like the badass Minecraft warrior you were always meant to be. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but who cares? YOLO, amirite?